I am not sure when Baywatch comes out but it looks like we’re starting to get the full court press for it, what with them sponsoring Marathons and so on.  For someone who had no interest in the show as a kid and scoffed at my friends who ddi watch just to slow motion boobs bouncing, I am surprisingly interested in the movie.  Like, not interested enough to actually know when it comes out but interested enough that I will definitely watch it when it hits HBO or Netflix. This is in large part because of the Rock, who is a giant muscle bound ball of charm and goodness in the world.  Like if he ran for President I would… well, I’d claim that he was painfully unqualified and we really shouldn’t vote for celebrities but if he won I’d at least have confidence that he is a good person. That would be a fun change.  But there are other reasons.  Alexandra Daddario is one.  She is just very attractive and I have been a fan since her days of making terrible horror movies (nut not days of making terrible YA adaptations because I am like 30 years too old to have seen those).  Anyway, she was at stuff this weekend because Baywatch and so here she is.  Because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.