Tag: brunette

I am worried I might be coming down with something but am even more worried I might be a hypochondriac.  Some people at work have been sick and when I started thinking about it this afternoon I started to not feel great.  No symptoms (unless being a little bitch is a symptom) but the more I thought about it the more run down and tired and vaguely not great I feel.  So I might be getting sick or I might be a head case.  Or I might be both, there’s not reason to make it an either/or I suppose.  Anyway, as such I haven’t really been that into posting today so I am taking the easy way out and posting Rihanna because she’s beautiful and what more do I need to say.  She did some stuff for the CF Fashionbook and I keep waiting for better images of it to come out but they haven’t.  She looked great though so I will keep waiting and post some other pictures and just be content with that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Sorry to post Emily Ratajkowski again so soon but she’s just dominated New York’s Fashion Week so it was kind of inevitable.  She has looked fantastic and is showing up so often I could have posted all new pictures of her that have appeared since the last time I posted her, which was by the way, this week.  I could have.  I didn’t.  Tim Gunn may not like her dress but let’s be honest, he doesn’t have the same prurient interest in it that I an the people who will reblog this do.  Now, I realize I just used that phrase as if it were a positive but that’s because this is a prurient positive blog.  Maybe I’m the first one.  Either way, I will say I don’t see anything particularly lascivious about the dress, I mean, there are certainly boobs but like… well showing skin isn’t vulgar in and of itself and I guess I also don’t think there is anything wrong with wanting to even look appealing in that way.  I don’t think Emily Ratajkowski went outside that day saying, “I can’t wait to turn a bunch of dudes on,” which is, honestly no doubt what she is really being accused of here, but the truth is even if she did so what?  I guess I take issue with the idea that it’s ok for us to lust after women but it’s not ok with them to want us to lust after them.  And maybe that isn’t what Tim Gunn is accusing her of, he seems pretty sharp a lot of the time but you know, I know it’s what a lot of people are doing.  I’ll be honest, if my boobs looked that good you guys have no idea how hard I would work to make sure you cold alway see them, so it’s really hard to care that it might be going on with a woman who is, by the way, paid to look good in general.  I digress.  She can do whatever she wants, I find Emily Ratajkowski to be a smart, thoughtful woman but more importantly I don’t give a fuck what people do as long as it doesn’t hurt someone else.  And the honest truth is it isn’t hurting you to be offended, that’s usually your issue.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So here is Priyanka Chopra basically because I think she’s beautiful.  Like, she has shown up in and at various things int he past week and it’s because of Fashion Week but also no doubt ABC trying to push her show and… well, I think she is really, really pretty.  And that’s it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Truth be told, Emily Ratajkowski would have been posted yesterday if I had waited just a few minutes to post.  I don’t regret writing about a movie and actress I liked, I just finally saw the gown she wore to the Harper’s Bazaar party and mind blown.  I am a big fan of Fashion Week for lots of reasons but a big one is that so many celebrities show up and given it’s all about fashion they pull out all the stops and we get to see some great stuff.  New York especially seems to benefit, though that might just be my American centric view.  Maybe all sorts of Italian celebrities are at Milan but I never see them because they never enter the media landscape I observe.  Who knows.  New York is for me, the biggest of the big four.  And even since yesterday Emily has shown up multiple places and looked excellent but man that dress is… well, it’s an eyeball scorcher.  I don’t think most people could ever pull it off but her body is pretty amazing and I’m willing to admit it swayed me.  She just looked great so here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Emily Ratajkowski is going to be on the cover of Glamour from the issue I posted Kate Upton stuff from yesterday.  Big issue for me I guess.  I knew this yesterday and liked the pictures, I just liked Kate’s more.  What I did not know is that Emily Ratajkowski wrote the piece that went with her pictures and so I read that this morning.  It is right here if you want it.  Honestly, it’s nothing ground breaking or new and that’s kind of sad.  Not because I think she should have done more, it’s just sad that it’s the same thing I have heard a million times before and I am pretty sure someone will comment telling her to show us her tits when they read it.  I just happen to like that she has opinion and is willing to express them.  I also like that I often agree with them but she seems thoughtful and intelligent and I respect that.  So I enjoyed reading it, I enjoyed that she wrote it, and I think she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

August was, honestly, pretty light on the picture front.  Thank god for the Olympics, cause even if you were annoyed with all the athletes I posted it gave me people to post.  A lot of days though there just wasn’t a ton going on.  Well, September is shaping up to be something different and this weekend has just been… well, now I feel bad cause there are like 5 people I wanted to post today and it was a tough decision.  Gemma Arterton won essentially because she’s strikingly beautiful.  And she has been catching my eye all week.  I wish I had more interesting things to say about her but the problem is she basically is only in movies I have no desire to see.  Byzantium was the last thing I saw with her.  And I really liked it.  She was very good.  But you know… that movie came out like 3 years ago or something.  But I am always stuck by just how good looking she is.  Just something about her takes my breath away and I guess that’s enough.  Today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton.

I don’t know about the movies but on a fashion front the Venice Film Festival appears to be top notch this year.  Zoey Deutch wore that blue dress with the pink collar and honestly everything about her look was just perfect.  It had this great old Hollywood feel, just everything the sunglasses, the colors, her hair. Perfect.  It’s a good look if you can pull it off.  So… uh, I guess if you happen to have the looks, the time, and the money get on that.  Stop wearing sweats, start wearing expensive dresses and have your hair immaculately styled. That’s like the worst advice I’ve ever given, it reminds me of a time some Scarlett Johansson pictures hit and a guy I knew said, “See, why can’t women learn. Look at her, women need to stop starving themselves, guys don’t want super skinny girls”.  Which was a great point, that’s what’s keeping most people from looking like Scarlett Johansson.  The thing holding every other woman on Earth back is that they just aren’t eating enough.  Hopefully one day he’ll detail his important work about how women can finally give guys what they want in, “Eat Your Way to Looking just like Scarlett Johansson”.  Fingers crossed it’s out in time for Christmas!  Anyway, this is about Zoey Deutch, who looked great and I don’t really understand what film she was promoting.  It said Miu Miu’s Women’s Tales but I don’t know if that’s a series of shorts, an actual movie, a terrible misspelling of a high fashion brand’s attempt to market a brand new accessory to attract furries.  It’s a complete mystery.  The important thing for today is that she looked fantastic so that’s good enough for now.  Man, I love that dress. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch

I actually thought I was going to post someone else today until I got to a bunch of pictures of Barbara Palvin at the Venice Film Festival and honestly, her coming down the huge staircase in front of her hotel… well, she looked like some kind of fairy princess.  And I mean that in the best way.  I am not sure if there is a bad way but I am pretty sure if there is Tumblr would point it out.  And you know, there is that line from a song by the Coup where they say Princesses are evil, they got their money by killing people.  I am relatively certain Barbara Palvin’s money comes from modeling, the non lethal kind.  Anyway, she looked like a Disney Princess or something.  Something out of a movie, not something just at some mundane film festival.  She looked gorgeous and adorable and so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Here is Demi Lovato on account of her being quite attractive.  I would go into it more but I am like crazy tired today.  Like, cane barely keep my eyes open tired.  Which makes me lazy.  So lazy.  I had a gif I was going to add but it’s too big for tumblr’s liking.  Anyway, here she is because I happen to think she is very pretty and I like how she dresses on stage and that’s about it.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Where the hell are all the pictures from the VMAs?  I mean, it isn’t like there aren’t any but it sure feels sparse this year.  I have theories as to why and look, another Nicki Minaj post where I complain about how hard it is to get pictures of her and, you know, not white celebrities.  What a strange coincidence that is.  Anyway, I didn’t get to watch the VMAs last night because I don’t get MTV and that’s probably ok because I usually don’t really enjoy the VMAs that much, it more the fall out from whatever happens that is the entertaining part.  Except this time I haven’t heard about anything.  If I am just too old to even hear the controversy let me know but maybe MTV is getting old.  And has mellowed.  Anyway, anyone who knew me can’t be surprised by who I am posting because well.. I’m predictable.  I adore Nicki Minaj and happen to find her extremely attractive.  I also tend to really like her red carpet looks, they are often sexy, pretty, and distinctly her.  I am sure that means lots of people hate them.  I don’t care.  I liked the gown she wore (though I will admit, Kanye was probably best dressed).  The blue was very pretty, it was elegant and sexy.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.