Charlize Theron – Who I want to Fuck Today

I saw someone post a career retrospective thing on Charlize Theron and it was about her journey to find challenging roles when it’s very clear that what Hollywood had in mind for her was that she would be beautiful. I mean, she accomplished the beautiful part but she has come up with some very interesting roles that allow her to be more than that beautiful woman in the movie. Like they mentioned Young Adult which was a challenging and not perfect movie but while she is indeed a beautiful woman there she is also very distasteful. On purpose. I really do like her as an actress (and I am remembering I really need to see Atomic Blonde. I had high hopes when it first was released, the reviews were meh but I have to be honest, she looks so cool in it, I just want to see it for the visuals). The thing is, she hasn’t been posted here much for reasons I have gone over before, she’s too beautiful. I realize that sounds very stupid and counter to the whole purpose of this blog but it’s true. I guess it’s why they tried to shove her in a box on Hollywood as well. She isn’t just pretty, she is the kind of pretty where it feels wrong to lust after her like, oh, that isn’t for human consumption. I’m not good enough for her (which I guess tangentially means I think I am good enough for everyone else I post here. That’s a fun bit of ego on my part). But sometimes I can’t resist because well, look at her. And you know, it’s a nice reminder that she really has pulled off some great roles. I still think Fury Road is the best action movie in more than a decade. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

I can’t explain to you why Charlize Theron is here specifically but I can generally. Generally it is because she is unbelievably beautiful and I am always surprised when I see how long it has been since I posted her. I can think of times a few months ago I thought about posting her. It’s just hard because she is so beautiful it almost feels wrong. I know that sounds like a contradiction but maybe it’s like the whole Madonna/Whore dynamic. Like, she’s so beautiful it seems a little crass to sexualize her. It would be like those weird creeps who sexualize art. Like in the early 2000’s when the Bush administration covered the Lady Justice statues because you could see too much boob and it was… I dunno. Giving the Justice Department boners? Subverting children? It never occurred to me before because those sculptures were works of art, I didn’t even know I was supposed to be turned on. Charlize Theron is the same way, she is this whole other level of beautiful that I forget I am supposed to think she’s attractive and instead just want to appreciate the beauty. She keeps popping into my head recently. I don’t know why, I think the last thing I saw with her in it was the latest Mad Max and that was almost a year ago or something. Here she is though because she really is, in my mind, one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Charlize Theron has shown up here once before where I commented that while beautiful I rarely found myself attracted to her. It’s true, I have never found myself lusting after her really. The truth is I don’t even really ever think about her, she just doesn’t pop up in my mind. So I am surprised she is showing up again. I am watching Arrested Development in anticipation of the new shows and well, she showed up and… well, she’s beautiful. I am sure I will go back to not thinking about her at all in a few days because that’s what’s happened before but right here with her in front of my face I have to admit, she is just stunning. A truly gorgeous woman. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Charlize Theron is an interesting case because she is obviously a beautiful woman. I would say strikingly so actually. She’s also a talented actress. That said, I have never really been attracted to her. It happens sometimes, right? We all know what that’s like, everything is in the right place, there is no flaw you can point to but… that certain something isn’t there for you. That is how I would describe her. But here I am up late watching Young Adult with her in it. I am not sure what it says about me that she plays a truly horrible human being and I am finding myself attracted to her but… I am. So my early morning cravings lead me to saying today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.