I can’t explain to you why Charlize Theron is here specifically but I can generally.  Generally it is because she is unbelievably beautiful and I am always surprised when I see how long it has been since I posted her.  I can think of times a few months ago I thought about posting her.  It’s just hard because she is so beautiful it almost feels wrong.  I know that sounds like a contradiction but maybe it’s like the whole Madonna/Whore dynamic.  Like, she’s so beautiful it seems a little crass to sexualize her.  It would be like those weird creeps who sexualize art.  Like in the early 2000’s when the Bush administration covered the Lady Justice statues because you could see too much boob and it was… I dunno.  Giving the Justice Department boners?  Subverting children?  It never occurred to me before because those sculptures were works of art, I didn’t even know I was supposed to be turned on.  Charlize Theron is the same way, she is this whole other level of beautiful that I forget I am supposed to think she’s attractive and instead just want to appreciate the beauty.  She keeps popping into my head recently.  I don’t know why, I think the last thing I saw with her in it was the latest Mad Max and that was almost a year ago or something.  Here she is though because she really is, in my mind, one of the most beautiful women on the planet.  Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

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