Charlotte Caslick – Who I want to Fuck Today

So here is a post that is going to feel out of nowhere cause, you know, it’s kind of out of nowhere. Charlotte Caslick hasn’t shown up here since the Olympics on account of being an Olympic Athlete. I found Rugby Sevens to be a revelation in the last Olympics, I just really, really enjoyed watching it. And it’s cold as fuck here. So cold that there is no way I am going outside unless I have to. So I was like, you know, it’s Summer in Australia and so on, I wonder if there is anything like Rugby Sevens to watch. Well.. there’s not. Not until the end of the month so… finger’s crossed for snow in the last week of January. I did excitedly find that while the men’s matches will be on ESPN and thus barely televised, the women’s matches will be on the Rubgy Channel, which is a streaming thing and I have already added it to my TV and bam, I am ready and I am excited. As an American I am obviously going to root for the US but if I have to be honest my heart will be with Charlotte Caslick. Not because she’s pretty, though, you know, it doesn’t hurt, but because she was so much fun to watch last time. I am not an expert on the sport but man, I know what fast looks like, I know what strong looks like. She was a thing of beauty to watch, just this combo of speed and power and I am kind of excited to get to watch her again in a few weeks. Plus all her pictures are her in warm weather and man that looks good too. Really good. Today I want to fuck Charlotte Caslick.

I hope you guys liked Charlotte Caslick on Saturday cause you’re getting her again today. What can I say, I just want to dominate her tag since I on Saturday I was only the second person to have ever tagged her in a post. Well, that and I keep thinking about her. It’s her fault really for being so dynamic to watch on the screen. The Olympics is just amazing in how much it appeals to me and I realize that isn’t true for everyone but it is for me. I am watching Beach Volleyball right now between Spain and Qatar and I have no rooting interest in either except early on something about the Qatar guys just appealed and now I really, really care if they win. Like, really care. I need them to win guys. And I had no idea who Charlotte Caslick was before Saturday morning when I saw her cut through an opening in the field and streak in to score but now I really like her and am looking forward to her matches today. There will be two, one is in a half an hour and the other one is in about 5 hours. That’ll be for a medal of some sort. The US is gone (in part because Charlotte chased down a US ball carrier from the opposite field and look, I am not a rugby person, this could be wrong but that’s what it would be in football and in football it almost never happens. It was impressive) and I choose to blame New Zealand for it. So that I can shake my fist and say damn those kiwis and root for Australia at this point. Sorry Canadian followers. Anyway, I love the Olympics for lots of reasons I love that people and sports get the spotlight that usually wouldn’t. I love seeing the happiness that comes from someone achieving their dreams. I love that my country sent more female athletes than male athletes this year. There is a lot to love. I got pretty emotional when Yusra Mardini won her heat yesterday because the Refugee team might be the first good idea the IOC has had in ages and if you don’t think it’s the best thing you’ve ever heard then you’re wrong. Some sort of soulless monster who probably roots for Spanish Men’s Beach Volleyball or New Zealand Women’s Rugby Sevens. Things I am passionately opposed to and have been for at least and hour. Today I want to fuck Charlotte Caslick.

The Olympics are here so get ready for post of athletes as I basically watch hours and hours of sports I normally never would because I kind of forget they even exist. Anyway, here is Charlotte Caslick, who is a Rugby 7s player for Australia and I am glad Rugby is in the Olympics for lots of reasons but it turns out one of them I was unaware of is Charlotte Caslick running. Because oh my god. Look, she is fast and talented and I am starting to feel bad because Australia is just thrashing Colombia. When I decided I was going to post her she had just scored once and Australia was up by a little bit. In the time it took me to look for pictures she has scored twice more. Australia is now up 55-0. Anyway, I realize that I like fast women, which I know makes me sound like some asshole from the 1950’s given the nature of this blog but I mean actual girls who run fast. Athletics impresses me, feats of athleticism are impressive and there is nothing more primal than running. It had to be the first sport. Anyway, she is just astoundingly quick and you know, I have a lot of respect fro anyone who plays something as violent as rugby. Also, she’s 21 and in the Olympics but didn’t even start playing until she was 17. That’s just crazy. So today I want to fuck Charlotte Caslick.