I hope you guys liked Charlotte Caslick on Saturday cause you’re getting her again today.  What can I say, I just want to dominate her tag since I on Saturday I was only the second person to have ever tagged her in a post.  Well, that and I keep thinking about her.  It’s her fault really for being so dynamic to watch on the screen.  The Olympics is just amazing in how much it appeals to me and I realize that isn’t true for everyone but it is for me.  I am watching Beach Volleyball right now between Spain and Qatar and I have no rooting interest in either except early on something about the Qatar guys just appealed and now I really, really care if they win.  Like, really care.  I need them to win guys.  And I had no idea who Charlotte Caslick was before Saturday morning when I saw her cut through an opening in the field and streak in to score but now I really like her and am looking forward to her matches today.  There will be two, one is in a half an hour and the other one is in about 5 hours.  That’ll be for a medal of some sort.  The US is gone (in part because Charlotte chased down a US ball carrier from the opposite field and look, I am not a rugby person, this could be wrong but that’s what it would be in football and in football it almost never happens.  It was impressive) and I choose to blame New Zealand for it.  So that I can shake my fist and say damn those kiwis and root for Australia at this point. Sorry Canadian followers.  Anyway, I love the Olympics for lots of reasons  I love that people and sports get the spotlight that usually wouldn’t.  I love seeing the happiness that comes from someone achieving their dreams.  I love that my country sent more female athletes than male athletes this year.  There is a lot to love. I got pretty emotional when Yusra Mardini won her heat yesterday because the Refugee team might be the first good idea the IOC has had in ages and if you don’t think it’s the best thing you’ve ever heard then you’re wrong.  Some sort of soulless monster who probably roots for Spanish Men’s Beach Volleyball or New Zealand Women’s Rugby Sevens.  Things I am passionately opposed to and have been for at least and hour.  Today I want to fuck Charlotte Caslick.