Tag: Ellie Kemper

I finally started watching the new season of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.  It is funny.  I am not sure if it’s quite as uproariously funny as last season but it’s been a long time, I can’t compare.  Sometimes things shift in your mind and it really is hard to compare because it’s hard to compare the current to the feeling you get when you think about the past.  Anyway, it is still funny and Ellie Kemper is a treasure.  She is so delightful and hilarious.  Just endlessly charming, I could watch her do stuff all day.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper.

So I have started watching the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and I am digging it.  I was looking forward to it from when it was first
announced but kind of forgot that it would be out this weekend until I
saw people talking about it.  I think what I like best about it is how
well it harnesses what is best about Ellie Kemper.  She was enjoyable on
some pretty bad seasons of the Office but I feel she is better used
here because it really takes he ability for upbeat enthusiasm and turns
it into something wonderful.  She isn’t positive because she is stupid
like on the Office, she is instead a ray of sunshine because it is
frankly better than being a dark cloud in everyone’s life.  I really
like it and I really like getting to see her.  I like it so far and I
like Ellie Kemper so today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper. 

It is a little funny to me that to so many people still think of Ellie Kemper as “the blow job girl” or some variation of that.  I guess in part because I somehow missed that whole video when everyone was watching it (I’m human, I keep up pretty well but no one can see everything when it’s new) and so for me that was something to watch after she was on the office and everyone said, “Hey, it’s the blow job girl”.  I guess we put people in boxes like that but in this case it seems so very limiting.  I feel like I have been reading the onion my whole life but more likely only since Tower Records started selling it in the 90’s, but she writes for the Onion.  When McSweeney’s started publishing it’s quarterly I thought I was in heaven and of course she has written for that.  I am actually currently digging through old Nerdists episodes and am on hers and she is just so funny. I mean she’s a talented woman (UCB people are like, always amazing though) but then so many people are, it’s interesting how we fix them in our minds to one job or one thing and that’s who they become to us.  Anyway, none of that has much to do with anything, I happen to find her very funny, impressively talented, and attractive so today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper.