Tag: Ellie Rowsell

Here is Ellie Rowsell because I could have posted lots of people today but musicians are hot.  Also, I have a friend who has been doing what she can to try and influence this pick.  Now, I have posted Ellie before and I quite like Wolf Alice but the issue with anyone who isn’t mega famous is that they face an uphill battle when it comes to appearing here.  As much as I might like the band and the music, if I am not actively listening to it I basically am not thinking about it.  And the internet is full of pictures of other people.  So I have a friend who has been working overtime reblogging pictures of Ellie and messaging me about Ellie and, ok, you win.  Here is Ellie Rowsell who is pretty but more so is hot because she rocks.  So today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

So I lucked out and got my copy fo Wolf Alice’s My Love is Cool yesterday.  Just sitting on my doorstep when I got home.  This was exciting cause I love new music and if there is one thing I miss from the reign of physical media it’s the excitement of a release.  There was a point in my life when Monday nights meant long lines out the door at Tower records, waiting for midnight to get whatever album was necessary to breathe.  I was on both ends, I worked at record stores on midnight releases, I stood in line.  I got to watch two Jugaloos in full make up scream for 45 minutes at a bunch of emo fans waiting for the new Dashboard Confessional.  It was always amazing. So getting home last night, carefully peeling off shrink wrap and then sliding albums out of the sleeve?  That was great.  Gold vinyl just looking amazing, putting it on and reading the inside cover as I absorbed the music.  These are magic moments I deny myself when I just download things because it is never quite the same.  And Wolf Alice is really good.  I think you guys should give them a listen.  Ellie Rowsell is getting posted cause I love the music and I am always more attracted to artists whose art I love.  She is also quite cute.  But man, musicians are hot.  Electric guitar is scientifically proven to be the hottest instrument on the planet (by scientifically proven I mean I just wrote it and I am not a liar so it must be true).  Thus Ellie Rowsell is here today because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

I don’t think I have talked about it here but I may have, I hurt my foot last week.  I didn’t bring it up because you know, I am super tough, I am not just going to broadcast to everyone that my foot is hurt looking for sympathy.  No, I only whine one on one with half the people I know.  You know, like a Charles Bronson character or something I mainly keep quiet and just softly whimper with every step and stick out my bottom lip.  Anyway, this became a problem today as I have been working from home except for a quick jaunt out this morning.  The problem is the Mountain Goats new album came out and my copy is sitting in the post office, which is almost 3 blocks away!  Hercules had his his 12 labors, I have mine.  So I had to decide to I wait until maybe tomorrow when I have to go out again or do I brave the slight drizzle and pain and go get my records.  Well, the album is about wrestling so I knew what I had to do, I had to adopt a classic Hulk Hogan no sell and tell my foot that shit doesn’t hurt and you can’t take me down, Brother!  Well, I did that and I got my record and I am here to say no selling is bullshit cause it hurt like a bitch.  I have no idea how that great American Hero shrugged of chairs and shit but I know he did cause I used to watch as a kid with my dad.  Anyway, this long, long post isn’t about wrestling, it’s about music.  I love music.  This is where I get to be pretentious and holier than thou but I have always felt like everyone likes music but not a lot of people love music.  For a lot of people it’s a fashion choice and more a part of your self identity than everyone else. I say this cause I spent my teens going to punk shows but I don’t think I have ever met a real punk.  As a matter of fact a whole lot of those guys were way, way into Limp Bizkit a few years later.  And that’s fine, you can do as you like, I just want to point out his makes me better than you.  Also better than you is my dear friend lunoboom who introduced me to Wolf Alice, because she is awesome and the band is awesome and here is something awesome for you to put in your ear holes. Anyway, that brings us to front person Ellie Rowsell who is also attractive and I am attracted to her because it is science fact that people who make music, especially those who make good music, are infinitely more attractive.  Science fact.  But also I just kind of want to share a cool band with you guys and very subtly mention my foot hurts so I could get sympathy that I can then deflect by saying, I shouldn’t have even mentioned it.  Cause I’m super tough and my taste in music is better than yours.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.