Tag: Ellie Rowsell

Here is Ellie Rowsell who I am posting so I can mention my good friend @wildflagsure who already hasn’t been around much as late because being Greek she had to go on 12 labors. It’s really hard these days because Europe doesn’t even have Lions anymore. Anyway, she quite likes Ellie so that’s a good match. As a friend I assume because they are both girls so what more could it be? I don’t even know how that works. I wish there was a website where a curious person could look but oh well, there aren’t anymore. Antigone, or Mrs. John Cena as her friends call her, first came into my orbit because she was excited I posted Vanessa Bayer. And I was excited because she was the first person to give a fuck that I posted Vanessa Bayer. That might not sound like a big thing but I had a friendship at 5 years old founded on a mutual love of orange soda so lust for Vanessa Bayer seems like at least as solid a foundation. Antigone is a musician and loves music and it’s where a lot of our friendship came from and so Ellie just feels right. Also, Ellie Rowsell is just smoking hot. Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.  

Here is Ellie Rowsell cause I haven’t posted her in a while and I think Ellie Rowsell is really hot. Wolf Alice has won a Mercury Prize since I last posted her but I don’t know if that has changed anything at all. Like, I tend to imagine most of my followers are in the, “Who?” category still and those who know who Ellie Rowsell is already knew who she was before she won a British award for being good at music. But I am curious. That’s not why I am posting her. Again, I am posting her cause she’s hot. But I am curious as to the reaction. Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Oof.  Sorry guys, I am feeling not so great today.  I didn’t sleep well and I think I may have caught something so I am going to have to half ass this one.  I am posting Ellie Rowsell for a variety of reasons including the fact that she is attractive and that people who play guitar are hot.  I would go into more detail but I really am just not up to it.  I’ll tag @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven because I am sure at least one of them will reblog this and they can add details on what makes Ellie Rowsell great.  Or they will miss the note that I tagged them and I can later declare them straight and not into Ellie Rowsell and point out that I have proof. Win win for me really.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Hey guys, it’s my friend @wildflagsure birthday today and she’s had a pretty rough week leading up to it.  Her grandfather passed away and it sucks to lose a grandparent.  It’s not a fun way to spend your birthday and the truth is no one can fix it for her, it just needs time, but maybe you can send some warm wishes or sympathy or just something to remind her that she is cared for.  Because it’s her birthday and anything you can do to help it out will be good.  She is worth it. You should probably be friend with her.  She has really good taste in music, almost as good as mine, she has personally met Zeus I think, and she knows how to make drugs with her own two hands.  I mean, let’s be honest, this is a person you need at your parties.  Anyway, I know things are hard for her right now and I don’t really think of Wolf Alice as being comfort music but Ellie Rowsell is really fun to look at and listen to and I also know that @wildflagsure loves her deeply.  So she seems like a good pick for today.  Cause she’s hot and talented.  So today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Boy, I should do a better job on this post but I can’t because I am a big fat lazy American who just had some huge epic fast food meal and am ready to pass out on a couch somewhere.  Preferably my couch but you know, I’m not feeling that picky.  Anyway, Ellie Rowsell, who I find attractive but @wildflagsure does not because Ellie has never been to Wrestlemania, has shown up in some pictures for what appears to be a very expensive magazine.  Well, I guess it’s probably worth it if we get the rare photoshoot.  It is cause for celebration and I do adore Ellie so I don’t need a big push to post her.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Sometimes when I go on a run of posting someone a lot I am at a loss of new and interesting things to say here.  It’s unfortunate but there is only so much you can say sometimes.  Still, Ellie Rowsell and Wolf Alice have popped up a bunch in the past two weeks because of the benefit concert they spearheaded to aid refugees.  Which is pretty great of them and I think makes this a Christmas post because helping refugees is a very Christmasy thing to do. That’s right, I have co-opted their effort to make it about Christmas just so I can imply some friends of mine are Grinches.  And I assume would not want to make out with Ellie Rowsell because she’s too Christmasy.  You guys know who you are.  Anyway, she keeps coming up randomly recently and each time I am like, man, she is awesome and attractive.  So here she is again because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Sometimes I hear things from people about what posts were popular and I should post that person more or like do I ever not post someone because they didn’t get a lot of notes.  No.  I am not a person in general who tends to react to the approval or disapproval of others because I am confident I am right and you are wrong.  Now, I know that sounds arrogant.  And you know, full disclosure I am so, so arrogant.  But in this case it’s just true.  The blog is called who I want to fuck today.  It doesn’t matter at all who you think I should post because you’re fucking wrong if you don’t agree with me.  Cause it’s about my libido.  So Ellie Rowsell only got a few notes last time (and let’s be honest, it’s @wildflagsure’s fault for not reblogging.  I assume because she’s straight now and is willing to let me have dibs on Ellie [side side note, her radio show is today at noon Eastern and if you like Ellie you’ll love this radio show.  Find it here]) but I don’t care.  Cause here are some cold hard facts for you.  She is magnificent.  She is beautiful and talented and plays guitar, the sexiest instrument.  Way sexier than an oboe.  Musicians are fucking hot, guys.  Now, I know that sounds like an opinion but you know, you’ve already embarrassed yourself so much by being wrong already, do you really want to correct me? Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

So this post is kind of the fault of @wildflagsure who recently reblogged a bunch of pictures of Ellie Rowsell which somehow lead to a discussion about her and Wolf Alice with @she-goes-to-eleven, which kind of lead to me thinking about her and now her being here today but let’s be honest, at the core it all stems from my dear friend @lunoboom.  This is all her fault.  So if you really, really dislike hot guitar players, Izzy is the one to be mad at, it’s her fault cause she’s the one who originally introduced me to Wolf Alice.  I mean, I am not saying you have to get mad at her but her proclivity to share both good music and mention when women are attractive to make her perhaps the greatest threat there is to being a lame-o.  So if you are a lame-o (and you must be to have a problem with Izzy) I fully understand why you are pretty mad right now.  It’s not my fault, it’s @lunoboom‘s.  Get mad t her.  I will just post these pics and get out of the way because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Ellie Rowsell is here because I had a dream last night.  It was weird and stuff but anyway, here she is.  I assume I had a dream about her because the other day I was talking to a friend who had never heard of Wolf Alice and I realized he needed to know about them.  Not because everyone in the world needs to, though I am sure I have some followers who think everyone in the world needs to (@wildflagsure) but because I know his music tastes.  I really know what he loved in the 90’s so I knew there were certain tracks like Moaning Lisa Smile that he would go nuts for.  So you know, I am on the phone digging up youtube videos to show in him and he went nuts for it.  I love sharing music, it was good.  I think that is how Ellie Rowsell got into my head though, she just snuck in there because I started thinking about the band.  Also watching music videos, which is not an activity I usually partake in.  So this is a celebration of music today and the joy of sharing music with people.  Frankly, that is the history of music to me, grabbing a friend and saying, “You have to hear this”.  Everyone remembers who showed them this band or that and it’s this really cool bond.  It’s been that way since I was a kid.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.