Tag: Emma Watson

As I said the only other time I posted her, I really don’t have much reason to care about Emma Watson given that I am not a Harry Potter fan and have seen almost nothing she’s in.  She’s pretty and all.  She seems to have her head together in a way that is praise worthy for an actress her age, especially one who has been acting so long.  But she’s not mine, she belongs to the people.  The people care about her way more.  I don’t even think about her.  So why is she here?  Man, I have NO idea.  Like none.  I just can’t stop thinking about Emma Watson today.  Is this what it’s like to be the rest of you?  The yous who used to send me messages requesting her.  Who regularly tell me she is your biggest celebrity crush?  I have no idea.  I just know she’s pretty and she ijust stuck in my mind.  Won’t budge loose.  So today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

So this feels like a strange post for me because… everyone in the world likes Emma Watson more than me? (Seriously, she is the most often asked about.  Early on I used to get a lot of “When are you going to post Emma Watson?” questions.  People don’t ask those anymore, I don’t know why, it’s odd) I have nothing against her.  I mean she seems lovely, I get she’s pretty, it’s just… I had no reason to care.  I think it is almost reactionary.  Not contrary, I don’t hold it against her or anything but people love her so much it feels like it would be insincere of me to be into her, other people like her way more!  I would be… like, taking up some of the attraction?  Some of the pining?  I don’t know.  I guess I don’t want to accidentally create the perfect Tumblr post and cause Emma Watson to fall hopelessly in love with me when there are legions of people out there who would be so much more dedicated to. I haven’t even seen a Harry Potter movie, I don’t particularly feel a need to.  As a matter of fact I have never seen Emma Watson in anything.  Until I just saw This is the End.  She was basically just a cameo but, I dunno… she was kind of hot?  I can’t explain it, maybe I just want to be like everyone else, I want to be accepted.  I just got home, I’m hoped up on sugar water and twizzlers so I have made my decision, today I want to fuck Emma Watson.