Felicity Jones is undeniably beautiful. She is promoting some new thing and I know very little about it but when I see her I am taken each time with just how gorgeous she is. I feel like I should have more to say but the 17th approaching is feeling oppressive and making all this sort of feel like an exercise in futility if you want my honest opinion. It’s hard to work up the motivation. Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.
This is an anticipation post. I have not seen Rogue One yet. I am going tonight. I am crossing my fingers that it is fantastic. I am hoping so. I do so love my Star Wars. I have been singing the theme song all morning. Either way, seems like a big year for Felicity Jones who has gone from “who?” to being in two major movies this year. I wish her well. I knew she would be making appearances here the first time I saw a Rogue One trailer because she is remarkably beautiful with piercing eyes. There is a real chance I’ll be in trouble if I like her character. Anyway here are mostly recent red carpet shots of her where she never looks entirely comfortable to me. Which makes sense but I hadn’t thought about it. That must be skill, standing in front of all those people at premieres and act natural. I took drama as my art elective and was obsessed with seeming casual so used to lean on everything with it turns out is a terrible acting choice and really I didn’t look that casual when my hand missed the desk and I fell flat on my face. Or maybe I looked too casual. Anyway, my point is acting naturally is about the hardest thing to do, so it is interesting that on the screen and in photoshoots she looks like an angel, on the red carpet she doesn’t look entirely comfortable in her own skin. I don’t have a larger point to this, though I guess I will be interested to see how that changes as she gets used to fame. Anyway, Star Wars, guys! Felicity Jones and her gorgeous eyes! Yay! Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.
Felicity Jones is out promoting a movie I honestly know nothing about. Well, maybe I will eventually, it’s October, if it’s not horror or the release of Civilization 6 I am not paying attention. Anyway, I have thought she looked good, though despite her impending Star Wars fame, she is at the moment only showing up in a few pictures of middling quality. I really loved the line of the coat she wore to the BBC, well the whole outfit but the lining made everything else pop. But I can’t really show you because the pictures were not great. Anyway, here are some passable one. She is very pretty and I have liked some of what she is worn and so she is here today. Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.
This post is, I guess, about 3 months early. When the Rogue One Trailer came out, the first one, whatever it was, I’m not a trailer expert, I actually avoid them because I never understand why people are so excited about commercials and my greatest annoyance is the wave of texts I get asking me if I have seen the commercial for some new movie and i have to go no and then people get offended like I am judging them but I am not, I mean look at the run on sentence I just constructed for this, I have no right to judge anyone, but when the trailer came out my first thought was, “Wow that looks fucking awesome”. My second thought was, “That woman is beautiful”. I started saving pictures of Felicity Jones that day because I knew it was pretty much inevitable that I would become obsessed one day. That day will be whatever day in December I happen to get to the theater. I mean, I’m pretty into Daisy Ridley because she is great but Felicity Jones looks to be playing a character who is more Han Solo than Luke Skywalker and that means I will be in serious trouble. Plus, I started saving pictures and good lord she’s beautiful. So I almost posted her in the Spring but I guess something else came up and I didn’t. Well, recently pictures have started surfacing of her more frequently, no doubt because the machine of promotion is starting rolling and given what she’s in, premiers she’s at that would have gotten no notice now are and well… she has. Honestly, I haven’t really thought her outfits are that great, which can often be a deal killer as far as posting someone. But like… there she was in a dress I found a little blah but.. fuck she’s so pretty. It turns out she’s prettier than a strangle pirate collar on a blouse or a strangely cut dress. It makes sense, I mean, I am into her because she was in a commercial for a movie and looked super pretty, so apparently she is by far pretty enough to overcome my disdain for certain things. I am going to be in so much trouble in December. Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.
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