This post is, I guess, about 3 months early. When the Rogue One Trailer came out, the first one, whatever it was, I’m not a trailer expert, I actually avoid them because I never understand why people are so excited about commercials and my greatest annoyance is the wave of texts I get asking me if I have seen the commercial for some new movie and i have to go no and then people get offended like I am judging them but I am not, I mean look at the run on sentence I just constructed for this, I have no right to judge anyone, but when the trailer came out my first thought was, “Wow that looks fucking awesome”. My second thought was, “That woman is beautiful”. I started saving pictures of Felicity Jones that day because I knew it was pretty much inevitable that I would become obsessed one day. That day will be whatever day in December I happen to get to the theater. I mean, I’m pretty into Daisy Ridley because she is great but Felicity Jones looks to be playing a character who is more Han Solo than Luke Skywalker and that means I will be in serious trouble. Plus, I started saving pictures and good lord she’s beautiful. So I almost posted her in the Spring but I guess something else came up and I didn’t. Well, recently pictures have started surfacing of her more frequently, no doubt because the machine of promotion is starting rolling and given what she’s in, premiers she’s at that would have gotten no notice now are and well… she has. Honestly, I haven’t really thought her outfits are that great, which can often be a deal killer as far as posting someone. But like… there she was in a dress I found a little blah but.. fuck she’s so pretty. It turns out she’s prettier than a strangle pirate collar on a blouse or a strangely cut dress. It makes sense, I mean, I am into her because she was in a commercial for a movie and looked super pretty, so apparently she is by far pretty enough to overcome my disdain for certain things. I am going to be in so much trouble in December. Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.
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