Anna Kendrick is here because I am mildly obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  Or rather, Anna Kendrick is here because I had a dream about Anna Kendrick last night (what kind of dream?  Not important, don’t worry about it) and that happened because I am mildly obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  None of this is news to long time followers.  The obsession part, not the dream part, I assume no one just knows what happens when I sleep.  I hope.  Anyway, part of it might be that my Roku keeps telling me that I can buy her latest movie now.  I haven’t but I can.  I do want to see her be a terrible wedding date but I will wait until it’s a rental.  Either way, she is delightful and talented and hilarious and I am not really sure how someone could not crush on her.  Of course, I also don’t know how anyone could be a Nazi.  So there you go, this is the internet and I have just implied if you don’t like Anna Kendrick it’s because you are a Nazi.  This blog is proudly anti-Hitler and pro-Kendrick.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.