So like a year ago I posted Chun Li. I can’t remember what sparked that but I am ashamed to say what sparked it this time. I watched the Street Fighter movie. Because… I have no good reason. I secretly hate myself? I never saw it in the 90’s because I was smarter as a teenager than I am as an adult. Anyway it was god awful and I felt Chun Li was under served, she was always my favorite Street Fighter character. But the movie had to be about Jean Claude Van Damme so everyone got bitched really. Especially the audience. Anyway, she is here because I have always liked her. I am not sure why the things of our youth stick with us like that, she was hot then in pixelated form, I still think she’s hot now, at least when I am wiling to admit I am attracted to a video game character. I am attracted to a video game character. Today I want to fuck Chun Li.
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Just the other night I was talking about Who Framed Roger Rabbit and how brilliant it is with one of my favorite tumblr friends. The movie is great and one of the more interesting characters to me is Jessica Rabbit. I say this because she has continued on as sort of short hand for a type of sexuality. Hell, looking for pictures of her you have no idea how hard it is to actually find pictures of her where she has clothes, which strikes me as all kind of silly. Not because I think there is anything wrong with wanting to see whoever naked, embrace that, look at naked things, but it seems kind of pointless. It transfers sultry and sexy to something far less complicated and interesting. All of it kind of seems to miss the point of the character though, who in my searching seems to have developed a reputation as a slut or a temptress which ignores what made her character so great at the time. She was a spin on the classic Femme Fetale, she certainly had all the elements and looked like bad news but in the end she wasn’t. She was a good girl, she was loyal to her husband, she loved him, and she was doing what she could to save the day. She was never bad. She was just drawn that way. I find the fact that that has been lost and we only remember how she was drawn to be an interesting statement on how our minds work. She’s a cartoon, so of course things will always be exaggerated so we project our own experiences onto her, that’s how cartoons work anyway, you fill in a lot of the gaps. It is interesting just how we’ve filled them in. Of course, good girl and working on the side of angels or not she has appeared here today, so I am just as guilty. I can’t help the way she’s drawn, either. Today I want to fuck Jessica Rabbit.
This is the first time I have ever duplicated someone from the land of make believe but the reboot version of Lara Croft is truly crushable. Characterization has gotten better in video games over the years anyway but I am really liking the new Lara. She’s tough, resilient, smart, resourceful, vulnerable, and strong. She feels much more like a real person than she ever has before and it really is helping my enjoyment of the game. She impresses you and you’re rooting for her and it isn’t just because you’re the one controlling her. Last time I pretty solidly railed on the way things used to be, this time I’ll just praise how they are now. Perfect? Of course not. But pretty good and more importantly she is a character you can really respect. That’s so nice. And well, she’s got that beautiful accent and shes’ very pretty and she is a badass so today I want to fuck Lara Croft.
It was about three days after starting this blog I realized there was an intrinsic flaw in it. I was at the drug store picking something up and I realized there was no way to make a decent entry called, “The redhead in the sweatshirt and tights picking up some aspirin off the bottom shelf”. At least not in a way that wasn’t very creepy and visually uninteresting. It will be rare for me to run into someone I can google and thus make an entry about. Of course, it has happened. When I was about 20 I almost walked right into Lynda Carter. I was charming of course, I stood there, I kind of stared and then after a moment I stammered, “You’re Wonder Woman”. She nodded, smiled politely and moved on. I am pretty sure she still thinks about that day, too. All of this is a round about way to mention that I have had a crush on Wonder Woman since I was 3 years old. I thought she was pretty on Super Friends, I would scamper in front of the TV to watch reruns of her TV Show and sigh wistfully. What makes her appealing to a young boy and and adult? I think it’s the strength of the character, her moral resolve and steadfastness mixed with the fact that she just seems better than most people. There is something attractive about someone you can look up to. Whatever the reason, there is something magic to those childhood crushes sometimes and even years later you pause and look and get it and that’s why today I want to fuck Wonder Woman.
When I was in high school Street Fighter II was one of the biggest games in the world. You know it was because they released like 300 versions of the game (seriously, it was Street Fighter II, Super Street Fighter II, Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Ultra Super Street Fighter II and on and on) and many a kid spent their parents hard earned money on the game. Not me, well I did but only at arcades, I didn’t own a console. But like everyone I knew had the game and I would often play it with friends and get my ass kicked because I am worthless at fighting games. I usually would play with Chun Li though because for a while she was the only girl and because she was hot. It’s one of those things you war with yourself about, you shouldn’t find a video game character hot, right? Or at least you shouldn’t admit it. But the loins want what the loins want I suppose. Anyway, there are very few video game characters who do it for me but given that it’s closing in on 20 years and she’s still here… well clearly she ranks high for me for some reason. I even wanted to post her once before but she is hard to get picture of. There are the same 2 or 4 promo pieces and a lot (I Mean a LOT) of porn. I try to avoid outright nudity here much less the sort of thing you get if you google Chun Li and any word after it. Not to mention most people who draw pictures of naked video game girls appear to have never actually seen a girl naked… but I digress. There is lots to find attractive in her but I think for me it was always the legs, the hose on them, the strong thighs, the high kicks. Something about her… whatever it is, today I want to fuck Chun Li Xiang.
Since time immemorial man has looked to the stars and wondered what lies out there in the heavens above, and if it’s hot, and if maybe we could make out with it. There is some strange thing about wanting to have sex with an alien, at least among nerds. Even the oldest pulp space adventures have our heroes finding hot alien martian princesses. Me, well, I like Alien’s too, part of humanity’s proud tradition of wanting to plant a metaphorical flag anywhere we go. And I love blue skin. Love it. Plus I like hot girls, so blue hot girls are just a bonus, today I want to fuck Liara T’Soni.
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