Tag: fictional

I get interesting reactions when I post cartoon characters. Some people seem to love it.  Some people give me crap (I have gotten some ‘you need to get laid’ comments in response to posting fictional characters).  It all strikes me as silly because Jessica Rabbit or Jessica Chastain, my chances of bedding either redhead is realistically about the same.  Of course, Jessica Rabbit is unique anyway, I didn’t get crap when I posted her before.  I guess because she’s the exception, everyone gets being attracted to her?  It makes sense, she was designed to be a cartoonish embodiment of sex appeal.  Cartoons take things and exaggerate them past the point of reality but that can make them feel even more real.  Inaccuracies are forgiven and instead we focus on what the artist wants us to focus on.  Which means Jessica Rabbit possesses a level of sex appeal that goes beyond what a person should.  Or it could just be that the femme fatale archetype still works, even in cartoon form.  I am not sure, people like her.  I get it.  She’s a fascinating character in what is just an excellent movie.  I watched it last night.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Rabbit.

This is my second fictional character of the week.  Some of you are going to hate that.  I am not really sure how to explain it other than Christmas is approaching.  That probably seems like a very strange rationale but I really, really love Christmas.  It’s great.  I love putting up my tree.  I love Christmas shopping.  There is nothing more fun than trying to think of what someone you care about would really like to get, which is why I love buying people gifts.  And then giving them gifts.  And the Christmas Specials and music and movies and you know, all of it.  I guess it makes me feel like a kid.  So maybe that’s why we are getting fictional characters leading up to Christmas, my first crushes were very much not on real people.  I am not sure if that makes me unique or not but at 5 years old my crushes were mainly on cartoon characters and superheroes. Anyway, Supergirl is attractive and whatever, here are some pictures of her, half Christmas Themed!  So get in the spirit.  I am.  Today I want to fuck Supergirl.

I watched this show called How Video Games Changed the World because of a friend.  It wasn’t exactly recommended to me, as much as she just said that she watched it and thought of me because Chun Li was in it and so it sounded interesting enough in concept that I wanted to check it out.  It was cool.  Chun Li was in it.  I would say I am surprised Chun Li has shown up more time than any other fictional character has but I’d be lying, those teenage crushes run deep and unlike me she doesn’t age.   Anyway, she is here because I have been attracted to her since I first started playing Street Fighter II.  Fun fact, I was horrible at Street Fighter II.  I lost a lot.  Speaking of a lot, there is a lot of Chun Li nudity in the Chun Li tag, here are the least porny pics I could find.  They’re pretty good I guess.  It’s late, I can’t sleep, today I want to fuck Chun Li Xiang.

What kind of nerd am I?  I am the kind of nerd who almost didn’t post this today because there is no last name for the character and that frustrates me.  But then the other nerd part of me was like, “my blog won’t be pure if that stops me!"  Because the purity of pervity is very important to me. Anyway, I beat Bioshock Infinite back in… whenever it came out.  But I just rented it.  i regretted that when like a week later they announced the epic DLC.  But steam sale yesterday so now I am the proud owner of it, on PC.  It is not as good as the first game but it is still so good.  And I really like the character of Elizabeth.  She is obviously a bit damsel in distressy at the start but at least she has personality and it isn’t like some sort of Resident Evil 4 thing with helplessness embodied or anything, she can take care of herself.  I guess I shouldn’t fret about agency in a series that famously highlighted that we have no free will, just the illusion of it.  The concepts aren’t as heady in this game but it still is just… pretty and more thought provoking than most games.  So I kind of wanted to just highlight the excellent work. Plus Elizabeth is just such a likeable character.  And yeah, she’s pretty.  And her choice in the end still fascinates me.  Enough though, what I am saying is today I want to fuck Elizabeth from Bioshock.

If you like cartoons (man I hope you do for your sake, there is something sad about growing up so much that you can’t even like a cartoon) and you have not seen Avatar then you really need to.  It’s pretty epically great.  I was surprised how much I enjoyed it.  Then came Legend of Korra, which is also pretty great but different.  But it is currently on and I dig it.  One of the things I dig most is the lead character, who can be frustratingly bullheaded and I know some people are annoyed by her but I enjoy an actualized female lead who is a total ass kicker but has her flaws.  Flaws that the show doesn’t cover up and try to hide.  Like that was my issue with late season Buffy, how often Buffy was clearly wrong and then the show used narrative moon man logic to make her right.  She was still a shitty friend in season 7 whatever you had uber vamps do.  But that’s not what this is about.  I like Korra a lot.  One of the things I really liked was in season one when a guy was telling her he liked her, the words he used, “Are you kidding me? You’re the smartest, funniest, toughest, buffest, talentedest, incrediblest girl in the world!” It stood out because pretty wasn’t the first word.  It actually wasn’t a word at all.  There is a joke Disney thing that pops up on tumblr sometimes where the prince tells the princess how pretty she is and she says, “And what else” and he’s stumped.  The fact that in this show someone would see her other qualities as the main part of her appeal goes a long way to showing why the character is so appealing.  She’s pretty because she’s on TV and a cartoon, there was no chance she was going to be drawn ugly, but what makes her appealing, and I feel this stands out with cartoons more than with reality, is her actual personality traits.  The thing where she has deep reserves of resolve and that even when she messes up she picks herself back up and that deep down she will always do what is right.  Anyway, the show is awesome, she is awesome, you should watch it if you don’t But you should start with Avatar: The Last Air bender.  Today I want to fuck Avatar Korra.

So the X-men have been around for 50 years now, which makes me feel pretty old because I very clearly remember the big deal about the X-Men’s 25th anniversary.  In those days Mystique and the former Brotherhood of Evil Mutants were working for the government as Freedom Force.  Which isn’t that important but even then I found her attractive.  And not for the obvious reasons, which is that she’s a shape shifter.  So she can look like anything you or she wants to look like.  Like that seems obvious as like the ultimate woman when it comes to strictly sexual fantasy right?  But I like the blue skin and yellow eyes and red hair.  It’s striking.  It’s attractive.  I think it is way more than that though, because it is just ink on paper when we’re talking about comics.  They all look good.  They’re drawn that way.  In her case she represents something older than she is, the classic Femme Fatale.  Comics has had a lot of these over the years but frankly a lot of them are done poorly.  Say what you want about Claremont’s writing, he could write a strong woman.  Mystique leaves an impression because she is confident, she is smart, she is calm, she is calculating.  She didn’t have Magneto’s raw power but she made an excellent successor as the leader of the Brotherhood.  She was an A list villain back in the day and did it all through cunning and strength of character.  She was awesome.  And yes she was attractive and part of that has to be the danger and knowing it’s a bad idea.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Mystique.

So I was thinking about Superman and that’s why Supergirl is here today.  I like Superman a lot for a lot of reasons but mostly for iconic ones.  The whole icon thing is also why I like Supergirl but it ends up different.  Superman to me has always been fascinating as an inspiration, he gives humanity something to strive for.  I don’t mean the powers, I mean the decisions.  He’s a guy with all the power in the world, he could literally do anything, he helps people.  It’s a model of life to strive for.  Supergirl on the other hand has always been stuck in Superman’s shadow, on and off the page.  Now the quality of her comics over the years have been all over the map but what I love about her is that while Superman is what we can become she is what we are.  She is powerful, she is capable, and yet she messes up.  She is compared to Superman and seen wanting.  It isn’t her fault, she just isn’t there yet.  She is someone who tries and who stumbles and represents potential that hasn’t been met yet but is on it’s way. At least, sometimes.  I don’t read the New 52 stuff so I can’t speak to it.  What I am saying is I like Kara, she’s pretty cool when done right, she’s a searcher and I like that.  And today I want to fuck Supergirl.

So the 90’s were a pretty bleak time for comics.  A lot of you don’t remember this because you’re either not a huge nerd or you weren’t born yet.  But for the old nerds who were around for it comics tended to suck pretty hard.  There were some bright spots though and maybe my favorite mainstream superhero book was Birds of Prey.  Basically because it was awesome.  Really awesome.  It still stands out as the odd book about female characters that was basically about female characters rather than T&A.  Embarrassing as it is this nerd was a teenager and had a pretty big crush on Black Canary.  She was awesome though.  Strong but vulnerable, smart but occasionally foolish, and she is one of the biggest bad asses in the DC universe.  She could fight like Batman and had way better legs.  And her comic ruled.  So I liked her a lot.  And so I was thinking about that and remembering how awesome she was and how awesome those comics were and today I want to fuck Black Canary.

I know I just posted Lara Croft.  I know this.  But I have an F12 key and screen shots are easy and really she’s just awesome. Besides, this is basically what I thought was going to happen when I started this blog.  I don’t mean posting Lara Croft.  I mean I know I tend to get really obsessed for a bit and then it goes away.  I kind of expected there to be a lot of weeks where the same person makes a few appearances.  That hasn’t really happened like I thought but I do know I can dwell.  And Lara is crushable.  It’s probably strange to have a crush on a make believe character but let’s be honest, a lot of the celebrities we like are because of the characters they play, not really the celebrity.  Besides, she’s like a hot nerd in the new game.  Wise Cracking girl with a gun is gone replaced by a nerd who gets really excited talking about ancient Japanese artifacts and just happens to also be able to kick ass.  It’s attractive.  She’s attractive.  It’s late, I stayed up too late playing Tomb Raider.  I almost said playing with Lara.  I wish.  Because today I want to fuck Lara Croft.

I didn’t think Lara Croft would be showing up again.  At least not anytime soon.  But you know, steam sale, cheap copy of Tomb Raider and… I am full on crush.  I am not sure why this version of the character has resonated so much when past ones did not.  The boobs might help.  Or might be representative of why.  Lara is hardly small chested now but more realistically proportioned and so is everything else about her.  She feels more like a living and breathing character.  I won’t really address if she is now a feminist icon or eye candy designed to attract boys, mainly because I don’t think it’s a binary formula, she can have feminist elements and still be designed as eye candy.  She can fall somewhere along the spectrum, there is work to do but that doesn’t mean no work has already been done.  I will say this, I realized this time through not only do I identify with her as I played her (despite some representatives backwards ideas) she comes across as a genuine hero.  If I were in trouble I would want to be saved by Lara Croft.  And that is… not a neat trick but it almost feels like it.  A refreshing point to get, a game where she is defined by heroics, wants and desires rather than by her relationship to a man.  There isn’t a romantic relationship at all, really. It’s pretty great.  She is pretty great.  So here is where I objectify her… today I want to fuck Lara Croft.