I know I just posted Lara Croft. I know this. But I have an F12 key and screen shots are easy and really she’s just awesome. Besides, this is basically what I thought was going to happen when I started this blog. I don’t mean posting Lara Croft. I mean I know I tend to get really obsessed for a bit and then it goes away. I kind of expected there to be a lot of weeks where the same person makes a few appearances. That hasn’t really happened like I thought but I do know I can dwell. And Lara is crushable. It’s probably strange to have a crush on a make believe character but let’s be honest, a lot of the celebrities we like are because of the characters they play, not really the celebrity. Besides, she’s like a hot nerd in the new game. Wise Cracking girl with a gun is gone replaced by a nerd who gets really excited talking about ancient Japanese artifacts and just happens to also be able to kick ass. It’s attractive. She’s attractive. It’s late, I stayed up too late playing Tomb Raider. I almost said playing with Lara. I wish. Because today I want to fuck Lara Croft.
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