Jane Fonda – Who I want to Fuck Today

Here is a road map to how my mind works. Amazon announced a Barbarella series a while back and since then I have seen Barbarella everywhere. This happens to the human brain but I want to point out it is really a feat when you’re talking about a 50 year old movie that is hardly a classic. No joke, someone was selling CEDs the other day and Barbarella was the top one and I didn’t even know a CED was a thing. Seriously, click the link, it’s this whole video format no one bought. And Netflix keeps trying to make me watch Grace and Frankie. Like it auto starts it at the end of every movie now. So I watched some of the damn show and… it’s pretty solid. Not great but the cast is great. Jane Fonda is entertaining. And that got me thinking about Barbarella. So finally I was like fuck it, I am going to watch Barbarella. So I watched Barbarella. There is nothing like the thing that brings you back to being 13 and helping you just get what the whole appeal of girls is. So that is why this post is here, because Barbarella guys. Today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.

I have posted Jane Fonda before and it was pretty much for the exact same reason. Barbarella. Barbarella is a horrible piece of schlock that is supposed to be erotic but ends up being laughable buuuuut…. it must work on some level cause the only time I am ever attracted to Jane Fonda is when I am watching Barbarella. I am not sure if it’s the costumes or the nostalgia or what. But there is definitely something that makes me really attracted to her. I don’t honestly know if anyone will agree with me. I mean, someone will, the movie has lasted as a cultural touchstone of a sort for a reason, I just mean I am not sure any of my followers will. To which I’d say… uh, that’s cool I guess? Sometimes I like dress up. I happen to really like the ridiculous aesthetic of this 60’s sci-fi. Plus I mean, she looks really good. And… jeez, I dunno, I couldn’t help it, the movie was just there, suggest for me to “watch it again” and I couldn’t sleep so I did. Blame Netflix for the fact that today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.

Let’s get this out of the way first, this post is pretty much 100% about and because of Barbarella, which I am sitting through for reasons I cannot entirely explain besides, “Because”. See, between partying with Ho Chi Min and making workout videos and marrying Ted Turner, Jane Fonda was an actress and for those of you who don’t know Barbarella is a movie that I am pretty sure exists so teens had something to masturbate to before scrambled porn. I could be off but since it makes pretty much zero sense and is pretty much Fonda as a naive and easily seducable space nymphet chasing a McGuffin in various states of undresses and sexy space outfits I assume that’s the point. Anyway, I remember seeing it as a teen who had grown bored of scrambled porn and about the general impression I had was, “Jane Fonda was hot in that movie”. I am watching it and… I was right. The movie is worse than I would have realized or admitted at 13 but Jane Fonda is pretty hot. So there we go, today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.