Let’s get this out of the way first, this post is pretty much 100% about and because of Barbarella, which I am sitting through for reasons I cannot entirely explain besides, “Because”.  See, between partying with Ho Chi Min and making workout videos and marrying Ted Turner, Jane Fonda was an actress and for those of you who don’t know Barbarella is a movie that I am pretty sure exists so teens had something to masturbate to before scrambled porn.  I could be off but since it makes pretty much zero sense and is pretty much Fonda as a naive and easily seducable space nymphet chasing a McGuffin in various states of undresses and sexy space outfits I assume that’s the point.  Anyway, I remember seeing it as a teen who had grown bored of scrambled porn and about the general impression I had was, “Jane Fonda was hot in that movie”.  I am watching it and… I was right.  The movie is worse than I would have realized or admitted at 13 but Jane Fonda is pretty hot.  So there we go, today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.