Tag: Jenna Coleman

Yesterday I posted Karen Gillan and mentioned she’s hot.  Which shouldn’t have been news that I think so given it was like the 13th time I have posted her.  But someone reblogged that I figured out what Doctor Who fans have known forever.  Which I guess means they think I just figured it out.  It was funny in the way when I used to work at a record store and a 17 year old would tell me about this super obscure band I probably had never heard of called the Pixies.  You just kind of nod and let them have their moment.  Anyway, it got me thinking about Doctor Who, thus today’s post. One of the best things about the latest season of Doctor Who is how dedicated it has been to putting Jenna Coleman in just excellent outfits.  I really appreciate that we got Victorian England, Robin Hood, now a Flapper.  I really appreciate this because she has looked fantastic that way.  She seems to be one of those people who would look fantastic in a potato sack though.  I can’t be sure, they haven’t put her in that yet.  What they have put her in has been great though.  And I am just not sure why so many people don’t seem to like her.  I won’t get into that here though, I enjoy her. Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

This season of Doctor Who could be a problem and it is for completely for non narrative reasons.  Every episode I find myself watching and going, “Man, Jenna Coleman is pretty”.  It happens at least once but really a lot more than that.  Every episode.  I could end up posting her every week.  I could run out of pictures.  Worst of all I feel like pictures don’t really do her justice, her face is so expressive, it’s part of her charm.  I need gifs but I am sure as hell not going to make them.  Lots of problems.  Life is hard, I have to just dig through picture after picture of Jenna Coleman every week.  Poor me.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So it turns out Jenna Coleman in a suit was a thing I wanted very badly.  I didn’t know this until I watched last night’s Doctor Who but it is a thing I wanted very badly.  She looked just amazing.  I have nothing interesting at all to say about it other than she looked amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

You may not realize this about me but I absolutely love Robin Hood.  I actually like quite a bit of similar things I suppose, I was also always really into King Arhtur.  And Knights in general.  As a kid I remember watching the Errol Flynn movie and wondering why there weren’t more (you know, people can rag on Hollywood for sequels but they are just giving people what they want.  If they had made 72 Robin Hood movies I would have rented them all.  70 of them might have sucked but it wouldn’t have mattered.  What I am saying is if you are trashing the creative bankruptcy of sequels remember there is an 8 year old who doesn’t care and just wants to see his favorite characters and you’re a joyless child hater).  I even tried reading some of the really old stuff but man, poems from the 13th century are really not for 10 year olds.  Anyway, I loved Robin Hood and I also really love period dress, something I have addressed here before.  There is a hierarchy of what is best but towards the top is the random medieval type things you find in things like Robin Hood.  So I thought Jenna Coleman looked great yesterday.  And I thought she was adorable when she first saw Robin Hood (spoilers, Robin Hood was in Doctor Who.  I guess you might have just thought I was rambling for no good reason about him).  I mean, honestly I look at Jenna Coleman and all I can think of is how she is so damn pretty.  And obviously I like all things English and have since I was a little kid.  Who can blame me?  What was I going to do, prance around talking about Robin des Bois?  Please.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Man British Girls, am I right? You actually don’t have the answer that, I just wanted to start this that way because, well, I make the same kinda jokes that maybe aren’t really jokes all the time.  Doctor Who was last night and Jenna Coleman is adorable.  And I love the way they dress her.  I guess I like the sense of style and I like the people associated with it?  I don’t know, I don’t always make sense, the point is Doctor Who is back and I am rambling and today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

This feels like a day premature.  Like tomorrow is the day I should be posting Jenna Coleman.  Except that’s not how this blog works, I don’t get to tell my brain what day I find someone attractive. Or maybe most attractive, I don’t think there are days I don’t find Jenna Coleman attractive because I actually have excellent vision.  I don’t want to brag but I don’t wear glasses because I am basically perfect.  But I don’t want to brag.  This stellar ability to see things in front of me mean that from the moment she first was announced and appeared I knew Jenna Coleman was gorgeous.  She wasn’t even Jenna Coleman than, she had a whole extra name and it didn’t distract me, I could see.  It’s just her face and her smile, she’s so damn pretty.  And she has been showing up constantly leading up to tomorrow’s premier so like, obviously it was going to beat me down and I was going to have to admit that today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Doctor Who is rapidly close to returning and this is very exciting because I love Doctor Who.  Also exciting is all these new pictures of Jenna Coleman that keep showing up on account of her being a pretty key part of the show.  She looks lovely of course because she is just so pretty.  Like that is basically my first thought whenever I see a picture of her smiling or her hair blowing in the wind, “Wow she’s pretty”.  So that’s why she’s here today but also because in one picture there is a Tardis on top of a castle which is basically how I imagine England.  Everyone lives in castles and fights dragons and listens to the Beatles and calls their castle apartment a flat and they take lifts instead of elevators and eat something called bangers and mash which doesn’t actually sound any less dirty once they explain it’s sausages.  Anyway, here she is because she is very pretty and today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

For some reason it did not occur to me that obviously the pick today was going to be Jenna Coleman.  It should have been obvious, Christmas Special, high emotions, obviously it would be her.  Tonight the Doctor told us everything changes, always.  Everyone changes.  The important part is to remember who we were before as we move forward.  Pretty theory but the change in who the Doctor is always leaves me melloncollie.  I am not a fan of things I love ending because… it’s sad.  It’s probably how I am structured, I know in my very heart that I am the type of person who sees history stopping, who dwells on the no more.  Other people, probably happier people, see only the opportunity for new things.  Every ending is a new beginning.  You can focus on the beginning or the ending of that.  I am a focus on the ending kind of person.  What does all this have to do with Jenna Coleman?  I am sure I could come up with something clever about the end of Jenna-Louise Coleman and the beginning of Jenna Coleman but it would just be me making shit up.  The truth is not much but I am glad she is sticking around, she is very pretty an just a comforting presence on the screen.  And I am a big baby, I could use a little comfort I guess.  So it’s great she’s around.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

If you don’t like Jenna Coleman it’s probably a pretty good thing that Doctor Who isn’t on very often by American standards.  Because it seems pretty obvious if it was you’d be getting a whole lot of Jenna.  I went and saw the 50th anniversary special again because I had friends who wanted to go.  I enjoyed it again.  It occurred to me as I watched that I really like when Jenna Coleman smiles.  I mean, it’s pretty big in a movie theater so there is a lot of smile to see.  But she is so cute when she smiles.  I like it.  So she’s back here again today.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Jenna-Louise Coleman is now Jenna Coleman, which makes sense because it was a mouthful before.  I am not sure why it wasn’t always that way though if she decided to change it now.  I heard her in an interview about a year ago say that when people say Jenna-Louise Coleman she thinks she must be in trouble because only her mom calls her that and only when she had done something wrong.  Still, after spending time making sure I got it right, hyphen and all, now I am finding it hard to say goodbye to the Louise.  Goodbyes can be hard in general though.  Obviously I saw the 50th Anniversary special yesterday.  Monday I am seeing it again in theaters with a friend, in 3D.  I enjoyed it but it is definitely bittersweet.  Matt Smith is on his way out.  It feels like yesterday that we just lost David Tennant.  Of course in between we lost Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill.  Change is of course the way of the world but that doesn’t mean we always want it.  There is a sadness in a goodbye even if it’s a pleasant one.  Luckily Jenna will be staying.  I feel like she had tough shoes to fill because Amy Pond was a great companion but Jenna’s Clara is very likeable and very charming.  She also is really pretty.  Like I am surprised how pretty I find her in that I think I like her more than Karen Gillan.  Not something I would have believed once upon a time.  Either way, she is sticking around for now and I am glad.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.