Tag: Jennifer Ellison

Here is Jennifer Ellison who I am strangely attracted to.  Not that I think it is strange to be attracted to her, that seems to make a ton of sense if you look at her, I think it’s strange that I am attracted to her.  Cause I shouldn’t even know who she is.  She is, really, just like a ton of girls I have posted from horror movies who was like… in one horror movie I liked and that is my only exposure to her.  Except there are so many pictures of her out there and they keep resurfacing because I guess she kind of mattered in the UK?  I actually can’t get a handle on it because most of these pictures are pretty old, maybe I should use my retrocrush tag?  That seems wrong though cause like.. she’s 30 now?  And looks fine?  But I don’t know, maybe she was never particularly famous but kept being invited red carpet stuff?  That would make sense cause I mean… boobs?  I have noticed a trend in the old red carpet pictures of her and that trend is cleavage.  But I don’t know.  I really have no idea at all.  But I find her attractive.  It’s probably my blonde and British thing that I didn’t even know existed a few years ago.  Or maybe it’s boobs.  It’s hard to tell, I am not a scientist no matter how scientific my discussions on this blog are.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

Here is Jennifer Ellison for no reason at all.  Well, I mean I guess because of boobs if we were to break it down at it’s most basic level?  I don’t know, I just know she was the desktop my computer chose this morning and it was like, yeah, ok, I can dig that.  Next thing I know I am posting Jennifer Ellison.  Cause you know, boobs mainly I guess?  I mean if I am being honest cause I haven’t seen her in a movie or anything anytime recently.  I am not British so she doesn’t like show up on TV over here.  But she’s attractive and for whatever reason I have always liked her a lot since seeing her in the Cottage (which I have discussed before, I have zero idea why that movie stuck with me like it did).  Anyway, she is pretty and she is blonde and British so today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

Believe it or not I posted Jennifer Ellison once like a million years ago.  Or like 18 months ago according to actual time and facts.  It was a long time ago then.  It was pretty much out of the blue then as well.  I have no good reason for it, I have very little exposure to her but I get the impression she is a low level celebrity in the UK, so even if I had ready access to her work I wouldn’t see a lot of her.  But the one thing I saw her in was good, I enjoyed it.  So when she pops up randomly on the internet in front of me I am glad.  Really what I know about her is she has big boobs, she is blonde, and she is British.  At least two of those things are known to be my “thing” at this point.  Really, people who have known me for a long time and read this tease me about it.  Blame a friend of mine for starting me down this road, it’s her fault.  Anyway, she is pretty, she is busty, she is… blonde-y.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

The thing about watching a lot of horror movies is you end up seeing a lot of actors and actresses who are less than well known but are often beautiful people.  It’s kind of why they’re cast, for a mediocre to bad horror movie the formula is simple, gather pretty people, isolate them, kill them.   Most of them are forgettable, you might comment on how nice someone’s breasts are when you get to obligatory topless scene or someone might have a great smile but overall you don’t really remember them.  Sometimes they rise above, you get a great performance or a good one and they keep showing up.  Those people really stick out, it’s how I noticed Mary Elisabeth Winstead.  Sometimes though, you get someone who stands out but you never really see again.  That’s Jennifer Ellison to me but I still remember her.  Now, she might be a big deal in England or she might not be, I don’t have even the beginning of a clue but given how very, very easy it was to find scores of pictures of her she has to be someone of note.  I think.  All I know is I saw her in the Cottage and the entire movie was so much fun but she was awesome in it.  She played just the most foul mouthed, abrasive hostage I have ever seen.  She was a raging bitch in all the best ways and within seconds I was charmed.  Also she was pretty hot in a trashy sort of way.  I guess that might sound like an insult but sometimes that’s kind of nice.  My point is she was very good and very memorable and I feel like it’s a shame IMDB has her with so few credits because at least in this role she was fantastic.  Well, today some pictures of her popped up because apparently she’s lost weight?  I guess she had a weight issue?  I don’t know, I missed all that, she looks the same to me and today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.