Tag: Jennifer Lawrence

So some movie is coming out really soon, it must be some out there indie drama because I have never heard of it, called The Hunger Games something or other.  I guess they made a few others first.  You probably haven’t heard about it.  Here is super obscure actress Jennifer Lawrence who is the star of this underground film.  I guess you might have seen her a place or two before but don’t feel bad if you’ve never heard of her, as I said before, she’s super obscure.  Anyway, she looked really good at the New York premier.  Well, she’s looked good all week but the black dress and dark lipstick was kind of a new look for her and I kind of dug it.  This was a tough choice today because Natalie Dormer also looked pretty good but I guess for now Jennifer Lawrence wins out.  Either wway I guess I was going to make my stupid Hunger Games joke.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So with the last installment of the Hunger Games coming up I guess we’re about to et a few weeks of Jennifer Lawrence everywhere.  I approve of this because I quite like her and her public profile has been sadly low for the last year plus.  You know… because we’re all a giant collection of dicks.  So I am glad for the excuses to see her out at things and smiling because I miss that.  I don’t really have anything else to say today cause I am on like zero sleep and kinda cranky.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence and I don’t particularly have a great reason why.  I was kind of just thinking about her the past couple of days and how it feels like I see her less these days.  I can’t imagine why she would want to be seen less, can you assholes? Sorry, that was harsh but we’re all a bunch of dicks.  I mean, if you don’t know what I am talking about I don’t know what to tell you but Miley Cyrus posed naked for I think Paper Magazine the other day and all the comments I saw were crazy negative.  A lot of stuff about her being a whore and a skank and how guys are over her.  I was never particularly under her but it’s telling that when she was 15 creepy internet dudes drooled over her but once she was old enough to get naked and do so willingly they wanted her gone. So you know, I hope everyone enjoyed seeing Jennifer Lawrence back in the fall  because it feels to me like it’s why we see less of her now.  I guess it could be coincidence but all I see now are shots of her leaving her hotel or something taken with a telephoto lens.  I also don’t see her smile a lot.  I guess she’s here because of that.  Not that my post is going to make her smile or fix anything (it could be argued I am part of the problem) but these are the things that have been on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence. 

I haven’t posted Jennifer Lawrence in a while.  Or at least it feels like it’s been a long time.  It’s hard to tell sometimes but it feels like generally she hasn’t been around much in the front and center of things.  That’s understandable, everyone needs a break sometimes and she certainly could have used less attention.  I am not here to talk about all that ugliness though, I just saw some pictures of her at screenings of Serena and I thought she looked pretty.  She was smiling in some and I do enjoy her smile.  Which is why I just realized I chose all pictures where she wasn’t smiling.  My brain is kind of stupid sometimes.  Anyway, she is pretty an I like her and… it felt like a good time to post her.  So today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So the Hunger Games Rumbles onwards.  The good thing about this is that we get lots of Jennifer Lawrence.  I mean, I have nothing against the Hunger Games, I think it’s definitely better than most YA stuff, I just also probably won’t see it until it hits Netflix or something. I am just glad to see her because she’s pretty and it’s nice to see her smiling and so on.  I don’t really have a lot to say, it’s the end of a long week so I will just say today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So I had a dream last night that Captain America and I were in Medieval France fighting zombies because… of course we were.  She-Hulk was there too for a little bit but then my brain kind of forgot about her which I choose to think is my Brain’s meta commentary on what is happening to her fantastic comic at the moment.  Anyway, we were there fighting zombies in this French village and I saved Jennifer Lawrence who was a medieval French villager but also still Jennifer Lawrence.  Because again, of course she was.  Anyway, I saved her and she was pretty cool and nice and thus here we are.  I feel like I earned this post because I fought zomibes for it.  Or like, Zombies my brain made up.  Brain Zombies.  I fought brain zombies and it was cool.  Anyway, Jennifer Lawrence is great, yadda yadda yadda.  Dreams are the best.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence who probably didn’t have her best Labor Day weekend.  I feel bad for her and there are so many things I could talk about with all that went on but… I will leave most of that to others.  What I will say is this, I usually try to be inclusive as possible but the most upsetting thing I have regularly seen about this are the legions of guys whose arguments come down to “Sluts got what they deserve”.  I am not entirely sure what this argument means but if you are one of those people I will unequivocally tell you you are a piece of shit.  There are again lots of reasons why, ranging from the fact that this was a gross violation of privacy, a violation of a woman and you immediately come up with reasons why it’s a woman’s fault to the confusing misogyny of you wanting to see these pictures and then holding the woman in contempt for doing something that got you what you want.  But I also happen to know these arguments won’t make a dent.  It’s ok, I’m not here to convince you today.  Today I am here to mock you.  This is where I start mocking you.  See, you are eagerly gobbling up naked pictures of women and then bashing them for being naked.  I can only imagine this is because you are sad, lonely, sexually frustrated individuals.  To get what you claim to want and be angry about it displays a deep, deep dissatisfaction with your life.  I am sure you have reasons about how it’s the world’s fault but let’s be honest, you look around, you’re lonely, your pop culture ephemera doesn’t love you back, and things aren’t at all like you imaged they’d be when you became an adult.  You’re a giant loser and it frustrates you.  Your idea that a women being naked makes her a slut betrays that apparently you never get to see women naked.  I am sorry because naked women are great.  I know, I saw one on cable once.  It was awesome.  You however are a ball full of impotent rage and you are a sad little loser.  I am normally not this mean but… you’re a douche bag and a bully who hides behind a screen of anonymity.   Now, I know implying you’re a loveless, friendless, socially inept piece of trash is lazy and cheap and low hanging fruit but… I just don’t feel bad.  As for me, I don’t see anything wrong with a woman taking naked pictures of herself.  I don’t see anything wrong with her sharing it with people she wants to share it with.  It’s her life and her body.  I see a lot with people stealing it.  So I feel bad for Jennifer Lawrence and I feel bad to be at all associated with the sort of people who have shown the nastiness of their character.  But I hold her in the same esteem I did before, she’s a good actress and she is beautiful and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence because everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence.  Except for those who hate her.  It’s interesting, I assume this is largely because fame can be polarizing.  I know when I was younger I felt like I had to hate what was popular to show I was above it.  Which is kind of funny because you know who was really above the boy band explosion of that late 90’s?  It wasn’t me and my punk friends sneering at it and listening to better music.  It was my grandparents who had no fucking clue who the Backstreet Boys were and didn’t care.  They were above it.  Anyway, I happen to really like Jennifer Lawrence and what I find most interesting about her is how much she is loved for her personality despite being a pretty good chameleon on screen. I have her as some of her various characters in this post because honestly they are nothing alike.  Which is good, that’s kind of what you do as an actor.  But it’s interesting that she hasn’t yet quite fallen into the movie star role, where you stop playing characters and start playing types but she has become a movie star with the fame and the draw and the cult of personality around her.  Maybe only I find that interesting.  You know what a lot of us will probably agree on in the interesting category?  It’s interesting how hot she is.  I am fascinated by it.  Take your time and study the hotness if you’d like, I give you full permission.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I saw the latest X-Men again last night and I came to realize that I miss long haired Jennifer Lawrence.  There, I said it.  I hate the short hair.  Now, it’s her hair, she can do as she wishes but it’s my libido, it can do as it wishes, too, and it is not digging the short hair.  It doesn’t even really make sense because everything else is the same.  But man… short hair I don’t care.  Old long hair picture of her pops up and it’s like, “Oh yeah, that girl is hot”.  So… apparently the hair is really getting to me.  So here are pictures of her with hair because I miss those.  And I find her attractive in those.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So it snowed here and that was pretty great because I love the snow but my town shuts down for the snow.  Sorta.  Like… white collar jobs close.  Schools close.  Bars and retail stay open.  But anyway, it snowed and I love the snow so I went out in it and i enjoyed it and then after I got tired of being the only person outside and got tired of honestly sad bars I realized I can walk to the movies and decided to check that out.  I don’t usually like going to the movies alone but this was more adventure than lonely movie watching so I went.  I was the only one in the theater.  A showing for one.  it was basically like watching in m living room alone except it was a really big screen and the popcorn was better.  So I saw American Hustle because… there are so many movies out I want to see and this one was what was showing late enough that getting there so late was ok.  So I watched it.  I dug it.  It was a lot of fun.  Thing is, I made this same selection based off commercials, gifs, screencaps, et al last month, so it was almost a given this would be going up today.  I love Amy Adams.  Amy Adams is amazing and she was so good in this.  I remember when Amy Adams was not famous, she was just the hot redhead who Jim dated until the booze cruise, then she was in that live action Disney movie I really dug and then… then everyone figured out she was awesome.  I am not claiming I was ahead of the curve, I just can’t remember a time I didn’t know she was great because she’s that great.  Also she is so hot looking.  It’s a little strange, I don’t think 70’s fashion did any women favors and I don’t think many women end up looking good in actual movies from the 70’s.  So why does she look so good in a 70’s period piece?  I have no idea.  Same goes for Jennifer Lawrence, who I also adore but not as much as Amy Adams.  Despite the fact that she shows up way more.  That’s just the difference between being in Hunger Games and being a National Treasure.  There are more pictures, you pop up more, you incite casual lust more often. But anyway, they are great and they are tangled together in my mind.  I mean… not like that, that sound dirty.  Ok, well like that now that I went down that rabbit hole, I just meant this movie makes me want both and I really can’t choose so I cheat and take the easy way out.  And also not my mind is just running away with the whole thing where today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.