Tag: Jennifer Lawrence

I have not actually seen American Hustle yet, though I would like to.  I look forward to it.  This is just because… both Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence look so damn good in the promos.  Both of them.  It’s so strange because frankly the 70’s was not the best time in my mind for women’s fashion.  Outside of Lynda Carter I can’t really think of any 70’s obsession.  But that’s the trick with any sort of period dress and Hollywood, isn’t it?  They evoke the era but fill it with enough modern sensibilities to make it seem attractive, not silly. Either way they both look amazing.  To the point that I keep thinking about it even though I haven’t seen the movie.  So here I am giving in.  Today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.

So after a week of pretty much posting people who were somewhat unique to this blog I am posting Jennifer Lawrence.  Yeah, I am still watching horror movies constantly and no I did not watch Last House on the Left.  I just had a dream about her.  And no, not one of those dreams.  I don’t get those dreams often enough.  No I dreamed we both worked at a call center as customer service agents.  The closest it got to sexual was she kept straightening her hose and it meant I looked at her legs some.  But mainly she was just fun to work with and I asked her questions that my friends wanted to know about her.  But enough about that because other people’s dreams are boring unless they are sex dreams.  A fair number of photoshoots of Jen have shown up lately and I think anyone can guess it’s only the tip of the iceberg, as Catching Fire approaches we are going to get inundated with new stuff.  I am ok with that.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So this is where I usually have some long explanation as to why someone is here.  I don’t have one of those today.  I woke up thinking about Jennifer Lawrence.  Kinda.  I get lazy on the weekends.  Well, any day.  Alarms never wake me up, I am up way before my alarm ever go off but usually I refuse to admit it and roll over and try to force more sleep but I just fade in and out and wake up every 10 minutes and finally get up irritated at myself for not being able to sleep until my alarm.  It was during this time period Jennifer Lawrence popped into my head.  Did I have a micro dream about her?  Dunno but she was there and so she’s here because today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence is back.  Why?  Because it’s my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.  Sometimes I really don’t have a reason other than it’s what popped into my head.  I think she’s talented, I think she is funny, I think she is hot.  She’s a triple threat.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

In part it feels so strange that Jennifer Lawrence is exceedingly famous.  There was a point, even after her first Oscar nomination where it seemed like the average person had no clue who she was.  Now I think everyone does and everyone has strong opinions.  That I find interesting to, I guess that goes hand in hand with fame, if Tom Cruise wasn’t famous most people never would have cared what couches he bounced on or what his cult had to say about psychology.  But he was famous and everyone had strong opinions.  Jennifer Lawrence is much loved which means she is also much hated.  I guess you can’t really have one without the other, it’s hard to work up a lot of passion for someone you don’t actually know if there isn’t someone to clash with about her.  It is all strange though because it really was not that long ago that Jennifer Lawrence was Jennifer Who.  I like her though so I guess I am in the love her camp, though let’s be honest, love is a big word, much better to say it’s like and lust in my case.  Anyway, what I am really saying is that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So the Oscars were last night and i pretty much knew today would have me posting someone who was prominent there.  It was just a given, too many people would look gorgeous for me to wake up today and start thinking about obscure athletes or something.  Especially because I am up early and looking at pictures so they are out there.  Look, everyone has their favorites and there are lots of very attractive people I am very attracted to.  Today it’s Jennifer Lawrence because.  Just because.  Some people really dislike her but more people seem to really like her.  I get the like her part, I find her charming and fun and pretty, I should mention she fell because… tumblr was really into that fall?  It didn’t seem like a big deal to me.  I don’t have a lot more to say about it other than today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So I finally got around to see Silver Linings Playbook.  I liked it.  I won’t lie though, Jennifer Lawrence was ridiculously hot in it and that is kind of my main take away.  I mean, the movie was good and there was lots to like but seriously it was my main thought on leaving the film.  Now it’s like… 16 hours later?  Something like that and I am still going, “Man, Jennifer Lawrence was hot in that movie”.  So nothing deep today, just simply that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I like Jennifer Lawrence a lot.  I would say I am a Jennifer Lawrence fan.  Meaning that if she is in a movie I am more likely to consider it, I am interested when I see her name in a headline, I like her work.  Somehow I haven’t picked her a whole lot here and I don’t really know why.  I mean, I also find her attractive.  I guess maybe it’s a symptom of movie stardom, unless the gossip rags just love you so your pictures are all over the place, you don’t pop up as regularly.  It’s easy for me to go months without even thinking of her.  Well, I am thinking of her now, she is attractive, I like her, and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence has a ton going for her.  Not only is she pretty, she is part of a huge movie franchise, she is famous, she seems to still be getting a great mix of parts, both commercial ones and award baity ones, which can be tough to pull off and on top of that she is supremely talented.  I have brought that up before and it’s worth noting because not everyone who heads a major film franchise is, often they just look the part or do one thing well.   It is no secret I happen to like artists good at their craft, it is immediately attractive.  And so she is attractive.  I mean it helps that on top of that she has everything else all together, it’s like getting extra whipped cream on your sundae, she’s attractive and talented.  So today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

It’s interesting that as she’s gotten bigger I have noticed Jennifer Lawrence a little less.  Or maybe that’s not quite right, I would say I have noticed her no more.  It might just be that the circles she is now huge in are decidedly not my circles.  I liked Hunger Games fine, the book was an easy and interesting YA read, the movie wasn’t bad but I still consider something like Winter’s Bone a much bigger deal, even if it only is in my mind.  That said, now she’s in a horror movie, which hits me in my sweet spot.  It is not getting a lot of praise but then, that’s never stopped me before.  I have seen every Friday the 13th more times than I care to admit, so I won’t pretend the reviews matter.  It is always exciting when someone of real skill is in a horror movie though, it’s just interesting to see and the truth is Jennifer Lawrence is a very talented actress, her skill and maturity on screen far outstrips her age.  And of course, she is very attractive.  She has a sort of… casual hotness, she looks a little out of place on the red carpet but only because she looks like she’d be much more comfortable just hanging out, it’s charming and makes it a little hard for me to wrap my mind around the idea that she’s a big deal idol of millions now.  I do get the appeal of her now legions of fans though and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.