Jessica Chastain – Page 6 – Who I want to Fuck Today

So the Oscars are tonight and I am looking forward to it. I have been told the Oscars is the Superbowl for women but I don’t know about that. I am pretty sure the Superbowl is the Superbowl for everyone and the Oscars are just the Oscars. Still, there is something for almost everyone. Lots of people like watching celebrities, there are the dresses, there is some sort of spectacle, people have rooting interests and so on. I find awards shows are perfect background noise, you don’t have to pay that much attention to know what’s going on but it is nice to have and look over to. As someone who runs this here blog there is the added advantage of a ton of great pictures coming in the next couple days. I won’t lie, red carpet fashion can be pretty great to look at sometimes. And the after parties. But the real thing I like is when someone wins and it is clearly the greatest thing that happens to them. I mean, this isn’t every winner, some people are still too cool for school but someone will be in genuine tears, or will be so happy they don’t even entirely make sense. That is fucking magic. I mean I know it’s masturbatory self congratulation but to see true unbridled happiness from someone who has worked hard? That’s always awesome. Anyway, that’s why Jessica Chastain is here. She probably is not going to win, that’s not how these things work, she hasn’t paid her dues (which is a shame, she might be getting to old to win, no lie the average age of female winners is, no lie, more than 8 years younger than the average age of Male winners and the most common age for a woman to win at is 29). But I like her, and when I thought about the Oscars I thought about her, because I think she is very talented and I think she is very pretty. I mean, there are lots of pretty nominees, many who have appeared here and who I won’t at all be upset if they win but my thoughts are with Jessica Chastain. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I saw Mama last night and seriously, Jessica Chastain may be some sort of changeling or something. The movie was pretty good but she was really good. She has pretty much exploded out of nowhere into acting prominence in the past couple of years and I have seen I think… 4 movies with her in the past couple years. She is like a professional chameleon, she is just radically different in every role. I’m not talking about how she looks, though there are some wild changes there as well, but the way she acts, the characters she plays, just light years apart. If I hadn’t gone into the movie yesterday knowing the bass player was also the blonde in the Help and was also the woman in Zero Dark Thirty I would never, ever have figured it out. I am convinced someone could watch those three movies back to back and not realize the same actress is in all three of them. So I am pretty blown away because she is good and she is just loaded with talent. Also, she’s pretty attractive. I guess it took me a while to get to that but I can’t help it, she just has serious chops and that in and of itself is pretty attractive. An artist good at her craft is an attractive thing. Anyway, I am impressed by her and you shouldn’t be surprised if she shows up again in the future. Maybe. I can only really speak for today and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So Jessica Chastain is pretty new in terms of having celebrity. It’s interesting because she’s in her 30’s and the sad fact is to a lot of Hollywood that’s old. But she had her breakout year recently and has been nominated for a bunch of awards for what feels like 500 movie roles in the past couple of years. She is pretty but I think the reason she’s really here is because I enjoy her work. I can’t put my finger on it but something about when she’s on screen I like. This is all really vague I know but I can’t help it, sometimes I just get vague feelings I can only sum up by saying today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.