My brain has kind of been all over the map as of late.  Like, I start thinking of girls with the most spurious connections to them.  And my brain hasn’t full settled on people, it’s kind of all over the place.  I was listening to an interview with Garrett Morris, which I was excited for because I am a huge SNL fan and he is among the most overlooked of the original cast.  So I was listening to that in the car and that made me think of Two Broke Girls because I know he’s on that now and that got me thinking about Kat Dennings and how can that show be a huge hit and yet pictures of her are so rare and often not that great?  It feels like a great injustice.  She stuck in my head though and keeps fighting her way to the front so I am posting her today.  Which is good because it’s my friend @sticky-stupid-runningdownmylegs birthday and she hates a lot of things but she loves a few things and I think Kat Dennings is one of them.  Or used to be.  I can’t keep up with my own libido, much less everyone else’s.  She may have moved on to only liking older men married to rock stars now.  I hope that’s not true.  I still like Kat Dennings on account of her being hilarious, charismatic, and hot.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

When 2 Broke Girls was first being talked about as a show that was going to be coming around that fall for me the most exciting aspect was that I hoped it would catapult Kat Dennings to stardom mainly for selfish reasons.  First because I think she is always charming, so the more things she’s in the better it is for me cause I watch a lot of things and a lot of things are lacking charm.  Also, I was hoping it would mean more pictures of her.  Popular show usually means attractive leads end up in a lot of magazines.  I feel like that hasn’t really happened.  I mean, it has happened some but Kat Dennings doesn’t really show up that much.  It’s a shame.  Maybe it’s my fault, I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls.  Maybe if I watched the show more magazines would want to photograph her.  I am not sure how that would work but sometimes I underestimate my own powers.   Anyway, she isn’t here fro any special reason other than I find Kat Dennings attractive and she popped into my head this morning so today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

Here is Kat Dennings because she was at some event last night and it was like, man, there is not enough Kat Dennings in my life.  She just doesn’t show up often enough and that’s a real shame because Kat Dennings is great.  She is pretty, she is funny, she has been the best thing about multiple things I have seen her in.  I haven’t seen her in anything in a while though.  It’s sad.  I am rambling.  She is hot, I am glad to see her, today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

Kat Dennings is one of those people for who my attraction for her far outstrips the number of times she has shown up here.  She is amazing.  Both in how she looks but also in how charming and funny she is.  Unfortunately, the things she’s in often are just not for me.  Unfortunately for me I guess, I don’t think it really matters one bit to her life if I watch Two Broke Girls or if she shows up here.  I mean, I could be wrong and she could check my tumblr every day with her fingers crossed that she’s shown up but I am going to go ahead and admit that’s unlikely.  So when I say unfortunate I mean for me because I would like more Kat Dennings in my life.  I guess I just have to take what I can get when it comes to my Kat Dennings levels though.  Anyway, she is here today for no particular reason besides being extremely attractive.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

The People’s Choice Awards were last night and if you follow this blog or know me you’ll know I love awards season.  For lots of reasons.  I actually really enjoy the self congratulatory spectacle that is the Golden Globes and the Oscars (I enjoy less the self important whining from humorless rich people that their ceremony to talk about how great they all are was ruined by a mean man on stage who lightly made a joke about them).  I also enjoy declaring someone the winner of each such events.  I am, of course, the definitive blog for finding out who I thought won each Awards Ceremony.  In this case it was really a two person race and Nina Dobrev lost out.  Just barely.  Honestly no one else was close.  I guess more pictures could appear later but really Kat stole the show.  Of course, Kat Dennings wore more outfits, it kind of helps.  Anyway, she looked great in blue and she looked great in black and red and she just kind of looked great.  I approve.  I liked her outfits a lot.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

Kat Dennings makes her return.  I wasn’t sure when she would because I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls anymore which means I have to rely on movies to think of her.  Well I rewatched Thor, where she is a wonderful bit of light heartedness.  And of course she is attractive.  Really though, she is just so pleasant to watch on screen, the girl just is loaded with charisma.  But yeah also she’s hot.  Whatever my reasons, today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

So I watched Day Dream Nation and what strikes me about Kat Dennings every time I see her is how much I like her.  I am honestly kind of surprised she doesn’t show up more often because she is pretty awesome.  I think she is infinitely charming on screen and she is very hot.  I guess she just isn’t on my radar enough because whenever I see something with her in it am struck all over again with just how great she is.  So obviously she’s here today because she’s awesome and great and charming and hot.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

It is hard to talk about Kat Dennings and not talk about her breasts.  Like, it isn’t what you set out to do but it seems insincere to not mention them.  I never want to feel false, I tend to write off the cuff and say what comes to mind and I think it’s impossible anyone is looking at Kat Denning and not noticing her chest.  I just don’t believe you if you act surprised and say you never noticed because… well obviously we know why.  But it feels so reductive, and I say this as someone who is already reducing various women to sex objects, but it is so reductive to reduce her to a pair of breasts.  I saw a headline the other day that she is the new Christina Hendricks.  Man, both of them are so much more than that.  If you haven’t seen her in anything you are missing out, Kat Dennings is just so charming.  I believe I have said that before but it’s simply because she is.  The girl has oodles of charisma.  Bountiful Charisma.  It outstrips the size of her cleavage so it’s a bit of a shame that the cleavage will always outstrip the charisma when it comes to attention.  Of course, if it introduces you to a good performance or two then maybe it isn’t such a bad thing.  Now, I could finish here by saying it’s the charisma and not the cleavage that I want today but that would be silly, too.  The simple truth is we may be attracted to elements of a person but it’s the way those elements combine that really make someone stand out, so I want both.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.