It is hard to talk about Kat Dennings and not talk about her breasts.  Like, it isn’t what you set out to do but it seems insincere to not mention them.  I never want to feel false, I tend to write off the cuff and say what comes to mind and I think it’s impossible anyone is looking at Kat Denning and not noticing her chest.  I just don’t believe you if you act surprised and say you never noticed because… well obviously we know why.  But it feels so reductive, and I say this as someone who is already reducing various women to sex objects, but it is so reductive to reduce her to a pair of breasts.  I saw a headline the other day that she is the new Christina Hendricks.  Man, both of them are so much more than that.  If you haven’t seen her in anything you are missing out, Kat Dennings is just so charming.  I believe I have said that before but it’s simply because she is.  The girl has oodles of charisma.  Bountiful Charisma.  It outstrips the size of her cleavage so it’s a bit of a shame that the cleavage will always outstrip the charisma when it comes to attention.  Of course, if it introduces you to a good performance or two then maybe it isn’t such a bad thing.  Now, I could finish here by saying it’s the charisma and not the cleavage that I want today but that would be silly, too.  The simple truth is we may be attracted to elements of a person but it’s the way those elements combine that really make someone stand out, so I want both.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.