I almost feel like I am being lazy with this post. My buddy @femalecelebrityoftheday posted Milana… god, yesterday maybe? A week ago? Boy, it all blurs together. It feels very recently but maybe it wasn’t? If only there were some simple way to check. Alas, there isn’t. I guess we’ll just never know and I’ll have to accept that. Anyway, he posted her and I had seen some pictures of her at Comic Con and they were delightful and all but what I hadn’t seen was the pink lining of the dress she wore to the EW Party. I had pictures of said dress but none showed the lining. The lining is amazing. The dress is just great. It took some serious digging to find pictures of it that showed the lining. How did he find them? Again, it’s a mystery. What, am I supposed to talk to another human being? Yeah, that’s not going to happen. Anyway, she was great at comic con because she is always hilarious and charming but I appreciate people who indulge in the fun like she did. Her Velma was great and people who know me know that Scooby Doo holds a place very near my heart. So I am posting her like a week late because hey, Comic Con was fun I guess but also that one dress. It’s lovely. Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

When is the New Warriors show with Squirrel Girl in it finally coming out? It feels like it’s been approximately 300 years since it was announced and it’s still not here. I have this vested interest in Milana Vayntrub finally being in a thing people see other than AT&T commercials because maybe she’ll be a huge star and we’ll regularly get pictures of Milana Vayntrub and she’ll be in a lot of other stuff. It would be a win win because she is fun to look at and she is really funny. So you know, a feast for the eyeballs and funnybone. Now, I realize that is a really ridiculous expectations for a superhero show that probably won’t be that popular but you know, I can hope. Either way it needs to get here because I am basically tapped out of decent Milana pictures. Selfishly motivated? Sure. But you know, Bernard de Mandeville would have my back on this one, my selfish interests are what drive society forward and to a better place. What I am saying is you’re welcome guys. Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

I started watching the Netflix series Love late last night.  Or maybe early this morning. I am unclear on the time.  It all blurs together something.  I was kinda expecting to post Gillian Jacobs but after seeing the trailer last week, int he back of my head was the idea that i might post Milana Vayntrub.  Basically because when AT&T commercials come on I am like, man, she’s hot.  But I don’t tend to see those during like.. the morning.  Mainly because I’m not watching TV.  So she doesn’t ever get posted but she’s often on my mind because the one time I have posted her was kind of an evergreen post, it gets liked or reblogged about once a week by someone.  I figure this is because people are looking for the AT&T girl, find out her name, search her and… well, her tag isn’t that crowded and there aren’t that many pictures so my post is popular (Also, I guess I was pretty early in posting her.  Though not that early, my buddy @lunoboom was telling me about her youtube channel and how she had a crush on her YEARS before).  So I was glad to see her because I think she is really attractive.  I also think she is hilarious but two episodes in I haven’t really seen a lot of that from her unfortunately. Ex Girlfriend is a pretty thankless role to play.  In life and on TV she’s never the hero.  But anyway… I am rambling, I’m pretty tired.  Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

So some of you may recognize Milana Vayntrub as “that girl from the AT&T commercials”.  I didn’t because I didn’t know that was a thing.  Once I looked them up I realized that yeah, she’s all over my TV.  But I didn’t know that in advance.  For me she showed up on Doug Loves Movies and I found her to be ridiculously hilarious and charming.  It’s always impressive when someone who is not a comic can hold their own on something like that, even more impressive when they stand out.  And they mentioned yeah she’s the AT&T girl and apparently people are obsessed with her.  Not a lot of people I’d imagine but some, that happens with commercials.  I get questions sometimes from people asking me if I know who girl X is from some commercial (usually the girl from the Wendy’s commercial.  I would say this is odd but I know the answer so maybe not that odd. It’s Morgan Smith Goodwin).  Anyway, Milana Vayntrub has a name that is really just not easy to pronounce or to remember how to spell but she has been in a lot of things, mainly a lot of internet humor stuff where she is, frankly, hilarious (some of which I had seen before, it had been passed along on account of the funniness).  Which is why she is here today because she is pretty and I find her entertaining.  So today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.