So some of you may recognize Milana Vayntrub as “that girl from the AT&T commercials”.  I didn’t because I didn’t know that was a thing.  Once I looked them up I realized that yeah, she’s all over my TV.  But I didn’t know that in advance.  For me she showed up on Doug Loves Movies and I found her to be ridiculously hilarious and charming.  It’s always impressive when someone who is not a comic can hold their own on something like that, even more impressive when they stand out.  And they mentioned yeah she’s the AT&T girl and apparently people are obsessed with her.  Not a lot of people I’d imagine but some, that happens with commercials.  I get questions sometimes from people asking me if I know who girl X is from some commercial (usually the girl from the Wendy’s commercial.  I would say this is odd but I know the answer so maybe not that odd. It’s Morgan Smith Goodwin).  Anyway, Milana Vayntrub has a name that is really just not easy to pronounce or to remember how to spell but she has been in a lot of things, mainly a lot of internet humor stuff where she is, frankly, hilarious (some of which I had seen before, it had been passed along on account of the funniness).  Which is why she is here today because she is pretty and I find her entertaining.  So today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.