Tag: Miss Mosh

I have a friend who one of her favorite things is shoes.  Not like in a sexual way.  Not judging for those of you who they are a sexual thing I just mean red carpet photos or something come out and her first thing is, “Oooo, look at her shoes”.  She loves Mosh and shoes are a big part of that but so is just the look Mosh has generally curated.  Of coruse, about a month ago Mosh posted some pictures of her shoe closet.  The results weer a hilarious sputtering on the part of my friend and she cycled from, “A shoe closet, I didn’t even know those existed,” to, “Oh wow,’ and finally to, "Look at all those shoes!"  What does this story have to do with anything?  Well, nothing really it was just fun.  And I guess it’s proof that there is something to appreciate about Mosh for everyone, even straight girls.  Now, you might not be someone who likes Mosh and my claiming there is something for everyone to like could feel like I am criticizing you or attacking you.  You are absolutely right.  There is something wrong with you, some broken thing deep down preventing you from feeling true joy.  Get your shit together.  Look at her, she is gorgeous!  Her make up is perfect.  Her hair is amazing.  Her sense of style is phenomenal.  Don’t be that guy who hates great stuff just to hate it.  Or do, whatever, it’s your life.  It’s why no one likes you though.  Back on topic, I like Mosh, she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

So Halloween is rapidly approaching and that seems like a good a reason as any to post Mosh in a bunch of cat costumes.  Because… why not?  I mean, to be honest I don’t really need an excuse to post Mosh or to post Mosh in cat costumes or whatever.  She is gorgeous and she is hot but there is some synergy here so I’ll claim that’s why.  I have written a book about her in the past but I don’t have a ton more to say here other than Mosh is unbelievably gorgeous and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I have not slept well like all week and am just crazy tired.  Almost so tired that I won’t go to 7-11 for a free Slurpee.  Almost.  Anyway, Slurpees don’t really have a lot to do with Mosh cause it is hard to imagine her drinking a Slurpee.  I actually saw some candid picture of her once drinking out of a paper cup at some fast food place or something and it was like world shattering because of course she’s a real person who does real things but she is so beautiful and glamorous that it is hard to imagine her doing every day things.  How did I think she quenched her thirst?  I dunno, maybe like little pixies carried leaves holding drops of fresh morning dew and poured it onto her tongue?  It’s hard for me to really conceptualize someone who looks so.. I am not sure what the word is, other worldly?  Resplendent?  Ethereal?  Something that means not quite of this world for sure, but someone who looks like she’s on another level like her actually having basic human needs and stuff.  Except obviously she does.  That is one of Mosh’s secrets though, isn’t it?  There is a confidence and dignity she manages to project that even naked I would imagine other people around her are the ones who feel under dressed.  It’s a talent.  Also, I should add in case you didn’t notice, she’s beautiful.  That is a big part of the draw also.  Anyway, I still can’t really imagine her going to get a free Slurpee today but maybe a unicorn will ride up and bring her one or something.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

The other day I was trying to help my mom with a problem she was having over with her computer over the phone because moms are notoriously bad with computers.  And she was like, “The screen just flashed, did you do that?"  And obviously I didn’t because I am not a technomancer so I can’t make her screen flash through the power of my voice during a phone conversation.  But she thought I could and then suggested I just, "Get in there and fix it” because people think computers are magic but more to the real cause as human being for some reason we assume anything we can’t do must be simple.  Which is crazy stupid because if we can’t do it shouldn’t it be considered hard?  But like acting, I think everyone thinks they were born to act until they try it and realize that shit is hard.  I think it is even more pronounced with modelling because people think you just stand there and someone points a camera at you and bam, easy, right?  This is of course another stupid assumption because most of us look like awkward gargoyles in pictures.  Seriously, like 99% of the population is unphotographable.  I have some very attractive friends who look like garbage anytime a picture is taken.  It’s amazing.  Modeling takes skill most of us don’t have and i was checking and according to my computer the oldest picture of Mosh I have I saved in 2008.  So it’s been a really long time.  And it is amazing how much she’s grown as a model over the years, not just her look but the skill, how much better the photos she is in look, the way her body positions itself, the look on her face.  I can’t put it any better than that because as discussed I suck at talking about models.  It is amazing though, I am sure if you have looked you’ve seen some pictures of baby mosh out there on tumblr and just realize how different everything is and how much her work has grown.  Or you know, think about other models, it isn’t just her.  And also because I don’t really have a point here besides Mosh looks better on film than I do (which isn’t exactly a revelation) I also posted all black and white stuff because somehow I have never done that and the woman was born to appear in black and white.  Just look at her.  Anyway, she is brilliant and talented and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Mosh for no particular reason besides Mosh being gorgeous.  I feel lame not being able to give her more than that but like… this is the 23rd time I have posted her and sometimes I just run out of things to say.  All I know is that she is amazing.  She has cultivated such a distinct look at I can be scrolling at high speed and recognize her in an instant.  She looks so gorgeous whatever the surroundings it is completely staggering.  And I don’t know what to say besides that so I won’t, I’ll just shut up and let you look at the pictures.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Today’s post is going to be so half assed, guys.  Which always makes me feel bad, like I am not giving a girl my all.  Thing is I sprained my ankle and I am a huge, whiny baby and it hurts enough that my libido is being trumped by pain and I couldn’t sleep because it hurt so I am crazy tired as well.   Which means I had no idea who I might post today until I saw a picture of Mosh and she is beautiful enough that it really is no effort to write a few lines about how attractive she is.  The amazing thing about Mosh is that the make up, the hair, the outfits, this is not something that just gets thrown together, that is a lot of work but to her credit it never looks like someone who is trying to hard, instead she looks effortlessly beautiful.  I know she doesn’t roll out of bed looking like that but the way she carries herself means you would expect her to.  Or at least not be surprised if she did.  I have seen various pictures of her at events back stage or at donut shops or whatever and she looks elegant even sewing a button on so it does add to the whole thing where she just seems naturally beautiful despite the fact that, as I said, there is a lot of effort put into her style.  It is interesting but also I think the difference between people we look at and feel in awe of and people we look at and scoff because they are “trying to hard”.  It isn’t really the level of effort, it seems to be instead just how good they are at it.  Or how confident they are or something.  I am not sure, I am super tired and as stated above I am a big baby and my foot hurts.  So we’ll just say Mosh is beautiful and then I’ll finish this up with a: Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Today is the 2nd anniversary of this blog, which is cool cause I did not think I would ever get followers or anything.  I certainly didn’t think I would get enough to stick around for two years.  Anyway, that doesn’t have anything to do with why Mosh is here really, other than except the fact that Mosh shows up here a pretty fair amount of the time.  That is because she is so pretty though.   I mean, I chose pictures that are basically just her fact this time and see just how gorgeous she is?  I mean look at that face.  It’s just unreal.  She is gorgeous.  I don’t have a more complex explanation than that, Mosh is absolutely beautiful and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

This is my 700th pick and Mosh feels appropriate for that for a few reasons.  First of all, I like Mosh a lot, so she fits in.  Second, it is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday today (no tumblr to link, sorry) and she also loves Mosh.  As a matter of fact, you could say we have bonded over Mosh.  Katherine is on of the first people I actually told about this blog and to her credit she didn’t say, “Eww, perv”.  It was this blog that I posted Mosh on that introduced my friend to Mosh and her work and she was wowed.  And that is kind of what this is about, the Birthday is a nice coincidence (and you know, Happy Birthday) but it’s really kind of about the magic of Mosh.  There is something about her, a sort of look she has perfected that is just so wow.  It makes you stand up and take notice.  She has basically perfected it now and I love it.  So today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

So I have mentioned many times before that I think Mosh is one of the most beautiful women in the world.  When I type it I worry people are thinking I am being hyperbolic.  I am not.  When I look at her I have a very hard time thinking of who could possibly be more beautiful.  I have talked a lot about her here because there is a lot to praise.  And it isn’t just her looks, I have mentioned how impressed I am by the work that alt models do.  But today it is just because she is gorgeous.  I was looking through stuff, saw a picture of Mosh and then slipped down a Mosh hole.  Next thing I knew it had been literally an hour of me looking at pictures of Mosh without me realizing it.  That’s when I was like, yeah, I’m probably going to post some Mosh.  So I have.  Because she is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Can we talk about Mosh’s heels for a second?  Now, this might sound jokey or condescending but I am being serious, they impress the fuck out of me. Like, I wouldn’t be able to wear them just because I am afraid of heights.  That is putting aside the balance required.  Now think about how she stands and poses in them.  It’s unreal.  She was of course an athlete, a gymnast for years and a I believe a cheerleader.  But it is just one more thing about her that blows me away.  Now, I know there are people out there really into high heels.  Like into high heels, if you catch my drift. I am not one of them but I can appreciate that she wears them well and can be so impressed with just everything she does.  I don’t have much more of a point but I have to fill space and gushing about how pretty she is… well, it doesn’t get old for me but I do tend to repeat myself.  So there we are, her and her lovely high heels are my choice, today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.