There is something in Candice Swanepoel’s eyes. Yes, yes, her eyeballs. I mean other than that. Sure they are very blue but something behind all of that, I don’t know what it is but it’s haunting. Her eyes stick with me and if she pops up in my thoughts it’s her eyes that pop up first. Frankly, it’s quite a talent to spend half your life posing in underwear and bikinis and make it so people have a hard time looking away from your eyes. She is beautiful, of course, I have said before she’s near flawless when it comes to beauty but have been trying to figure out just what it is that draws me to her because all models are hot. I think it’s eyes, even if they are an illusion they seem to speak of something deeper, something I want to know about. Those haunting, beautiful eyes and everything else are why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Tag: Model
So… she isn’t exactly famous famous but she is internet famous. Perhaps more hated than loved, Audrey Kitching is one of those people to rise to semi prominence thanks to the birth of social networking and the boom of the internet as a community as a whole. I will leave the debate to others about if this is horrible or awesome or inconsequential. The truth is she is pretty and uniquely so. Though I am sure some will mention she cribbed her style from whatever she does it well and she made a career out of it, that’s praise worthy. I have a serious weakness for pink hair, I happen to love her style, and right now I don’t care if she is enviable or despicable either way today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.
I don’t get a lot of opportunity to see Kelly Brook because… well, when would I? She isn’t on TV, she isn’t really in many movies. But now and then pictures of her do show up and it serves as a reminder that Kelly Brook is hot. So here I am, mentioning that Kelly Brook is hot. And she is, obviously. So I like her, I like her smile, I like her body, I like her hair, hell, I like her accent and in general I tend to like English girls. And you know what that means? Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
I love when Kate Upton dances. For lots of reasons. Some of them are yes, because I am apparently a leering perv. But she also always looks so happy and pretty and exuberant. And because I’m a leering perv. I am sure people most interested in this saw the Cat Daddy dance yesterday. Well so did I. Thank you Kate Upton. For two bouncing reasons and all the beauty and dancing today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Why do I like Kate Upton as much as I do? I don’t know. You can obviously start at the looks, I mean, she’s very pretty, she has a killer body, her breasts are amazing but… well, are there really any big name models who are ugly? Certainly she has a certain charm about her, an ability to seem playful and fun. The whole reason I am even thinking about her is because she is at some event for the NFL draft today so I like how much she likes sports. Girl Athletes are cool (did you know Kate was an award winning junior equestrian?) but… I don’t know exactly. Maybe it’s a certain combination mixed with a youthful exuberance that makes her seems so ideal. Regardless, I have just spent 5 minutes writing a lot of nothing and it does nothing to dim the fact that today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Like a large portion of the world who has any idea who she is, I pretty much only know this girl as the T-Mobile girl. And for a while I couldn’t even find her real name, it was listed as about 3 different people. But now we know she’s a Canadian model and we know in part because she has been cast in the upcoming Powers tv show as Retro Girl. The point isn’t her name though, it’s that she is hot an always stands out as so when her commercials hit the air and today I want to fuck Carly Foulkes.
Candice Swanepoel is pretty much perfect. Physically I mean. She is just absolutely beautiful, head to toe. Not that I am ragging on her personality but I don’t really know her personality, which is kind of the point with a model, right? You’ll notice this is a costume heavy collection of pictures, or costume inspired lingerie heavy. Partially that’s because costumes are sexy, everyone knows that. If you don’t know that then… wow, sorry about the boring sex life, get a new girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever. Costumes are awesome but the also seem right on her because as a supermodel a lot of her appeal is the ability to project your fantasy onto her, whatever it may be. Well… I have a lot of fantasies and that’s why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Mosh again? Yup, Mosh again. What can I say, there is something about a blonde I guess. We all know that, right? I mean, some of us might even think we prefer otherwise but then… when it comes to beauty it’s hard for the default image not to be a pretty blonde. And then there is Mosh, look at her face, the porcelain beauty of a doll, the immaculate hair, and the sultry looks. Last night I found myself thinking about her and here I am today, still thinking about her, so today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
I don’t know how I first heard of Kelly Brook. She’s an English model and Television Presenter and… I’m not English. I just know I did eventually hear of her. And she is hot. I was actually warned by a friend to not seek out her work. I saw her in Piranha 3-D and I liked her fine there. Of course, her job there was to be hot and have great breasts. She was hot and had great breasts. She still is hot and has great breasts and today I want to fuck Kelly Brook
Mosh again? Well, the Mosh stuff I posted was far and away the most popular post I have had. Which has created a snake eating it’s tail situation. It keeps getting attention, thus I keep thinking about her, and thus I keep thinking about just how hot Mosh is. And she is, I had someone send me a message telling me she has the best hair ever. I honestly can’t argue, I love her hair. But then, all of her is pretty great, isn’t it? So because it seems she keeps popping into my thoughts and inbox, today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
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