Tag: Model

It doesn’t matter how much Doctor Who I watch, I am not British.  I probably saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail like 100 times by the time I was 10 years old but again, I am still not British.  As such, I get some stuff, like I totally know what the Loo is.  Or a Lift.  Or that when someone calls someone a geezer they aren’t talking about an old man, you pick stuff up from context.  As such, I have no idea what this Skyride event is but from what I have seen over the years I can pretty much piece it together.  It appears to be some sort of event that exists to get Kelly Brook on a bicycle wearing something that shows off her chest.  From what I can see here it appears to be going swimmingly.  Oh sure, sometimes it works a little better than other times but I don’t think the planners can complain.  Mission accomplished, Kelly Brook Boobs.  Well done, England, well done.  I am going to go ahead and say I am not really sure how they lost the Empire because this is some very, very solid thinking.  So, there we go and event I have decided is all about Kelly Brook, boobs, and bicycles (I could be wrong, I guess if you know otherwise let me know).  But until I hear otherwise: Brook, boobs, bikes. I approve.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Kate Upton.  There is just something about her, something that keeps drawing me to her.  This is where someone reading this is going, “Yeah, her boobs,” and while, yeah ok, her boobs are great, I don’t mean that.  I just find a certain energy about her very compelling.  She is just a 20 year old model, there are lots of them but whatever extra it is that she possesses I feel it, I guess the same way lots of people do given her meteoric rise toe prominence.  The girl has that extra something that eludes so many of us and today I want it.  Yes, and also I want her boobs.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I have to wonder about the influence of the media as a whole on who we’re attracted to.  I mean, if Victoria’s Secret wasn’t bombarding me with images of Candice Swanepoel would I be as attracted to her?  I mean, obviously it is going to have some effect, if she was a shop keeper in Johannesburg I probably wouldn’t be posting her here because I wouldn’t know she exists.  And I have mentioned in general I don’t find myself dwelling on models but she is one of the exceptions to that, so I find her attractive.  But she is one of the most frequent postings here and not coincidentally as a model she is also someone who very frequently has pictures surface online.  You know, is Kate Upton so popular because Kate Upton embodies some sort of platonic ideal of bouncy 20 year old beauty or is Kate Upton so popular because everyone keeps saying how hot she is?  I guess the answer in many cases would be a little of both and also we have no way of knowing.  We all want to be special snowflakes but sometimes it doesn’t work out.  I think then your only choice is to embrace it.  Yeah, a million catalogs go out a month with like 50 pictures of Candice Swanepoel, she is all over the internet, people know who she is, so I am not alone and liking her doesn’t make me special.  But it’s ok, the simple truth is still that she is very beautiful, if how beautiful I find her has been influenced that’s ok, because now I do find her that beautiful.  And so today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here I am, for some reason thinking about Candice Swanepoel today.  I say some reason like it’s at all a mystery as to  how she could surface here.  Wow, what am I thinking, putting up an amazingly hot model.  But I mean I hadn’t been thinking about her lately.  She has made plenty of appearances here but if I had to guess who would grace this blog today at this time yesterday I would not have guessed her.  And yet here she is.  See, I have it on good authority she’s pretty hot.  I am going to go ahead and say I agree.  Oh Lord do I agree.  There is just something about her, the way she just embodies fantasy.  I don’t think it’s a mistake so often she’s on the beach in her photoshoots.  Swimsuits aside, I think a lot of us imagine paradise being somewhere tropical with sun and sand.  And I guess paradise would have angels.  Or in this case Angels ™.  She’s the Angel I’d choose and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Let’s be honest, there are a lot of attractive women out there.  A lot.  I have many I could choose from but I have a phrase I throw around sometimes, “I don’t like disappointing myself in my own fantasies”.  This means typically I need more than just “Hey, she’s pretty”.  This means when I put a celebrity here 9 out of 10 times there is more than just looks.  I mean look, I don’t know these people but you’re selling your personality as much as anything else if you’re a performing artist.  This brings me to Kate Upton who I have tremendous respect for.  Sure there are jokes about tremendous things she has that I want to respect or something but I mean it.  She is a woman who is just amazingly attractive but that doesn’t really seperate you from other models.  She has a personality that comes through in her work.  And she has so artfully used that to become a star.  I am not alone in thinking this, you can read about rise here.  Anyway, back to my theories on attraction that I can talk about to make me feel somehow better than someone just leering at pictures on the internet, Kate is among my favorite celebrities and this is why.  She has a real personality, one apparently that didn’t fit the right mold for her industry, it means she has taken charge of her own life and let people find her.  I find her fun, funny, compelling and yes, crazy hot.  And that is why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So obviously I like Kate Upton a lot, I haven’t made a secret of that but the question could come up as to why.  Now, I could just draw an arrow upwards and say duh but it’s a fair question.  And I think it’s the dancing.  Now I don’t mean for lascivious reasons though admittedly those do pop up.  But I first saw her ever doing the Dougie and I think it sums up a lot of her appeal, she seems full of life.  She’s always laughing, always having fun and who can blame her?  There’s nothing worse than when you see a millionaire living what seems to be a dream life and they aren’t enjoying it.  On the other hand there is nothing more attractive than someone who is full of life, it’s compelling and attractive.  When you throw that into that body?  Holy Christ, is it any wonder why today I want to fuck Kate Upton?

I like Miss Mosh a lot.  I don’t think that’s a huge secret to those of you have been following this tumblr.  And I know a lot of you know her because I got a ton of new followers after the first time I wrote about her.  I don’t blame you, Mosh is follow worthy.  I mean that in the literal sense because there is a lot to like about her but one thing I really like and am really thinking about right now is Miss Mosh’s backside.  It is just fantastic.  Now, I don’t do truly nude pictures here because… I guess I want this blog to be something you can show your children?  I don’t know, I just don’t.  But I push it a little bit.  I’m pushing it today so don’t let your kids see I guess if they don’t like butts.  I like butts.  I like Miss Mosh’s butt.  I like Miss Mosh.  A lot.  She’s is so beautiful and yes that definitely includes her backside which is why today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

England has given us a lot over the years.  I mean a short and incomplete list would include: The Magna Carta, the language, the Beatles, Monty Python, Shakespeare, sandwiches, and of course a lot of hot girls.  Today, as much as I love the Beatles, we’re going to focus on the girls.  I really, really like British Women.  Maybe it’s the accent, maybe it’s the slightly exotic nature while I can still understand what they are saying.  Maybe I have just been lucky and only met the best ones.  Whatever the reason I like them.  Now this, is about an English Glamour Model, and speaking with a British friend of mine there are some issues with such models, well, not them but where they appear, apparently they don’t take their tops off in the most pro feminist magazines.  Go figure.  So as a disclaimer I am just going to go ahead and say don’t be douche bags, douche bags.  (If you need further instruction on this you probably shouldn’t be looking for it on a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today.  But Pro Tip: Women are autonomous individuals.  They have their own thoughts, hopes, desires, wants, needs, flaws, strong traits and so on just like a real person.  Cause they’re real people and thus should be treated as such.  Start from there, build on it).  But enough moralizing, back to the leering at pictures… This specific British Woman is Rosie Jones, who I happen to adore even though she was probably the hardest person to find pictures of of anyone I have ever posted.  Not because there aren’t pictures of her, oh lord are there pictures of her on the internet.  It’s hard to find pictures without her bountiful breast bared.  Not that I am against breasts, trust me, I am pro breasts.  In my campaign to be your favorite blog I am running on a strong pro boobs platform.  That said, I try to keep the nipplage to a minimum here.  Which was really hard.  So I appreciate the effort and that you can wait like 10 seconds before you Google her to see the topless stuff.  Anyway, I’ve gone on a long time to get to the point where I say: Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I really like the beach.  I also really like Kate Upton.  I love the sun, the water, her breasts, her smile, her body, fighting the waves as you wade out deeper into the water.  So in honor of the beach and summer and boobs here is Kate Upon in bikinis.  Take your time, look, enjoy and you’ll understand why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Mosh hasn’t made an appearance in a while now but here she is again and you know why?  Because Mosh is awesome.  She just is.  I look at a lot of pictures of girls, models included, and Mosh is just so good at making the picture beautiful.  I know the photographer has a hand but it isn’t just her it’s something she gives off, she is beautiful and somehow radiates beauty.  When I choose pictures here I just choose whatever stirs me in the moment.  It hasn’t escaped me that these mainly focus on her face.  Why does it stir me?  Because she is beautiful, it is a beautiful face and it is just so pleasant to look at and that is why today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.