It doesn’t matter how much Doctor Who I watch, I am not British.  I probably saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail like 100 times by the time I was 10 years old but again, I am still not British.  As such, I get some stuff, like I totally know what the Loo is.  Or a Lift.  Or that when someone calls someone a geezer they aren’t talking about an old man, you pick stuff up from context.  As such, I have no idea what this Skyride event is but from what I have seen over the years I can pretty much piece it together.  It appears to be some sort of event that exists to get Kelly Brook on a bicycle wearing something that shows off her chest.  From what I can see here it appears to be going swimmingly.  Oh sure, sometimes it works a little better than other times but I don’t think the planners can complain.  Mission accomplished, Kelly Brook Boobs.  Well done, England, well done.  I am going to go ahead and say I am not really sure how they lost the Empire because this is some very, very solid thinking.  So, there we go and event I have decided is all about Kelly Brook, boobs, and bicycles (I could be wrong, I guess if you know otherwise let me know).  But until I hear otherwise: Brook, boobs, bikes. I approve.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.