Tag: Model

So sometimes (not often enough because I encourage this behavior) followers direct me towards a girl, telling me how hot she is.  Now sometimes I will tease them about this because they phrase it as “why haven’t you posted girl x” or “You should do an entry about girl y tomorrow” which kinda of make me chuckle cause look at the name of the blog.  That should be your answer as to why those things aren’t happening.  An interesting thing happened recently though, probably my #1 super fan (who runs her own totally great tumblr so check it out and you should wish her happy birthday) brought up Sara Fabel to me, claiming she is the most beautiful woman in the world (or maybe it was hottest. It was something like that, either way it was very high praise).  Now, obviously I had to check that claim out.  Thing is, when I looked her up it was immediately a case of that girl.  I had seen that girl before.  Many, many times before.  I never knew who she was and maybe didn’t even connect her together as the same person.  But a bunch of the pictures stood out as ones I remember.  And yeah, she is incredibly hot.  So here are some simple things I have learned in my browsing.  She is a Finnish artist.  She models but apparently not professionally, it’s a way to promote her art.  That alone makes her unique among my picks here and I find it interesting.  Anyway, it turns out that just looking into her this morning was enough to stick her in my head, so today I want to fuck Sara Fabel.

I was having a conversation with a dear friend recently when Kelly Brook came up.  I brought her up but the discussion had something to do with talent in England and she said, “Kelly Brook has talent?"  And I immediately replied, "Yes, I think it’s at least DD”.  I feel a little bad about that now because… I don’t like being so dismissive.  Despite having a blog about the objectification of women I feel bad about reducing a human to a set of traits, insulting them like that.  And the thing is, I happen to think modelling takes a lot of skill, it’s why good models stand out so much.  They don’t just look pretty.  But that’s maybe the key difference here because she is British and her attitude is not uncommon among others I have heard from over there.  Now I am realizing it’s because she’s not a model first, that’s just how I, in the states, was introduced to her, the hot girl in those pictures who kept popping up.  I guess over there she was the hot presenter and hot actress and whatever and I think maybe that gives a whole different perspective.  It means she will be stuck in your mind as a bad actress and thus flavor your entire thought process.  While I on the other hand saw her as the hot model from the UK and eventually when I happened to see her in some stuff I shrugged because whatever, hot model can’t act, not a big deal.  These are the sort of things I find interesting, how our experience with media or a celebrity changes our perception of them.  It’s always (or almost always) a one way street, we have a relationship with them through their work, they have none with us.  Where it gets interesting to me is that we all have access to the same work but because we consume and experience it differently our perception of the person changes.  These are a lot of words for me to basically say I am sorry for saying Kelly Brook has no talent.  I happen to enjoy pretty much every picture I see of her.  You are welcome to think what you want about the talent that takes but I like.  And yeah, I like her boobs, it’s why mind went there for that joke.  Honestly I like her whole body, what can I say, I’m basically like a saint throwing her that bone.  Anyway, time to wrap this up so I will just say, I like boobs, I like British women, I like accents, I like Kelly Brook.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So I just posted Mosh the other day and here she is again.  This is one of the problems with Mosh, though as far as problems go it’s a pretty nice one, once she’s in my head she tends to stay there a while.  It’s hard for me to go, “Hey, Mosh is absolutely gorgeous” and forget about it a couple of days later.  This is, of course, not my fault, I am just innocently sitting here.  No, it’s mainly her fault and not just because she is beautiful.  No, it’s because she is such a good model!  Like, I don’t know what it takes to be a good model, I have no way to explain it like I could hitting a baseball or writing a story but it is so clearly a skill set that takes talent and practice.  What I do know is whatever it is she has it in spades, the woman has the ability to take her natural beauty and make it approximately 1000 times more appealing with just a smile or a smokey look.  It is unreal.  So like I said, she is really to blame for being here again.  Her and you people out there who keep making me think of her.  Posting pictures.  Talking about her. Oh, I think you know who you are.  Yes, especially you.  So I blame you for me sitting here early in the morning looking at pictures and deciding what to post.  I guess what I am saying is thank you.  Anyway, if it wasn’t clear, today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Backlash is an interesting thing.  In that when something gets popular there is always someone there to try and trash it.  I figure we’re all guilty of it, something that at the very least didn’t matter to us suddenly becomes offensive when it matters to someone else.  The number of eye rolls Kate Upton has gotten from a few quarters when I have posted her recently is a little surprising.  I can get not liking her but I can’t really find anything offensive about her.  It isn’t like she has said Hitler had a few good ideas or she makes homophobic chicken sandwiches. (I wasn’t going to get into specific complaints but I can’t help myself.  The one where people say she’s fat?  Are you out of your mind?  In what possible world is she fat?  Holy Christ stop it with the negative body issues, we all should be so lucky as to be in the shape Kate Upton is in). She mainly poses for pictures and shows up at baseball and basketball games.  So, I get why backlash happens but I don’t get why it would be directed towards her.  But of course I don’t get it, I happen to like her a great deal.  I bet Justin Bieber fans have the same thoughts.  So I think we should all take a step back and try to drop our prejudices and just look at Kate Upton for a moment.  She’s pretty.  I like how she smiles and how she seems to be full of life.  I like her body.  So just stop looking at her through the lens of what other people think and just look at her and enjoy.  Do whatever you want with other celebrities, I don’t care about them today. Today I care about Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I have at this point written a lot of words about Mosh.  That’s not to say I am tired of doing so or even out of things to say but I am in serious danger of repeating myself because she is so beautiful and I just feel compelled to mention it.  I mean… she is just so beautiful.  Now a big part of her appeal is of course the style but that’s part of the beauty, right?  I mean, I am not going to knock a beautiful woman for being great with her hair and make up.  Well, let’s be honest, I’m rambling at this point because all I really want to say is Mosh is one of my favorites, I think she is epically beautiful and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

The thing about watching a lot of horror movies is you end up seeing a lot of actors and actresses who are less than well known but are often beautiful people.  It’s kind of why they’re cast, for a mediocre to bad horror movie the formula is simple, gather pretty people, isolate them, kill them.   Most of them are forgettable, you might comment on how nice someone’s breasts are when you get to obligatory topless scene or someone might have a great smile but overall you don’t really remember them.  Sometimes they rise above, you get a great performance or a good one and they keep showing up.  Those people really stick out, it’s how I noticed Mary Elisabeth Winstead.  Sometimes though, you get someone who stands out but you never really see again.  That’s Jennifer Ellison to me but I still remember her.  Now, she might be a big deal in England or she might not be, I don’t have even the beginning of a clue but given how very, very easy it was to find scores of pictures of her she has to be someone of note.  I think.  All I know is I saw her in the Cottage and the entire movie was so much fun but she was awesome in it.  She played just the most foul mouthed, abrasive hostage I have ever seen.  She was a raging bitch in all the best ways and within seconds I was charmed.  Also she was pretty hot in a trashy sort of way.  I guess that might sound like an insult but sometimes that’s kind of nice.  My point is she was very good and very memorable and I feel like it’s a shame IMDB has her with so few credits because at least in this role she was fantastic.  Well, today some pictures of her popped up because apparently she’s lost weight?  I guess she had a weight issue?  I don’t know, I missed all that, she looks the same to me and today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

I won’t say I am stunned that Miranda Kerr is making an appearance here because… duh, she’s hot.  There aren’t a lot of super models that make me dry heave or anything, even if some don’t tickle that special part of me.  Miranda Kerr is kind of one of these to a degree.  Not that I never think about how hot she is but there’s another factor, just like I feel ownership of some girls, or my fandom of them to be more accurate, I feel the opposite for others.  There are legions of people who think Miranda Kerr is the hottest woman alive, I almost feel bad desiring her then, like, they like her way more, it would be a real douche move to come and take that away.  So I am a little surprised she’s here.  Thing is, she has a secret weapon.  That’s here ass.  She might actually have the best ass on the planet.  I welcome debate, if anyone has another opinion let me know, my ask box is open.  Or you know, submit something.  What I am saying is I am willing to talk about asses if I must, because I care about my readership.  But anyway, Miranda Kerr’s ass makes a strong argument for ass dominance (I need a better phrase there, I think ass dominance is probably a whole different thing) and I am not immune to a perfect posterior, even if I think someone else has a better claim on lusting after it.  So here I am, today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Sometimes I wonder why I am attracted to certain people besides the obvious.  I have a bit of a contrarian streak in me, plus as someone who grew up on a steady diet of punk rock and then various indie acts that dominated my home town I seem to have a taste for the more obscure.  Not that Kelly Brook is like, some unknown flower I discovered but she isn’t exactly a name everyone in America knows.  After all, she’s foreign, which clearly makes me enlightened.  Ain’t I a sophisticatant?  But… I don’t know if that’s true or not, I think mainly I like her because she’s hot. But there’s a lot of hot girls so maybe somewhere in my soul I imagine myself somewhere on the French Riviera, surrounded by men in monocle and women with cigarette holders as I wow them with my witty repartee.  We’d all laugh and drink and I would blow them away as I say, “Ain’t I a sophisticant, today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.”

Last time I posted Rosie Jones the post rambled along from being about how great English Girls are (In my experience though, they are) to some bit of pseudo feminism, which is kind of silly especially considering the subject.  Not that I don’t stand by what I said, I do and the beauty of this whole endeavor is I get to write and say whatever I feel like at the moment, I let the mood take me.  Anyway, my point is today will not really be about that stuff, today will be about boobs.  Look, people like boobs.  Some deny it, some like them less than others but man or woman boobs tend to get attention.  Some would say they evolved to draw the eye.  I have no idea but yeah, sometimes boobs are pretty nice.  Rosie Jones’ boobs?  They’re pretty nice.  Now, I am not a believer that bigger=better and big=nice in the science of boob niceness.  It can but it doesn’t have to.  Some boobs are just appealing.  Rosie Jones happens to have very big boobs but they also are very appealing.  This is good news for her since her job is basically to let people take pictures of her boobs.  So good on her.  But her boobs are a hit, last time an anon asked me where they could find pictures of her boobs, sadly I can’t answer anon questions here but I have a link for you.  Now, go forth, enjoy, look at some boobs everyone, find your own set to like the best at the moment, for me I’ve found mine and today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

You may not realize this but I find Kate Upton rather attractive.  That may surprise some of you because I do play it pretty close to the vest, rarely letting on that I like her.  Probably because it’s such a unique opinion, so I don’t voice it very often.  Today though I can’t help but confess that I find Kate Upton gorgeous.  And all of her.  Yeah, she has the body, and the inviting smile, and the bubbly personality, but there is something more and I don’t know what.  I guess if I knew what I could bottle and sell it because she definitely has something that has made her so popular.  The point is I am no immune to her je ne sais quoi. So I woke up thinking about her and in the time it has taken me to wake up, get breakfast, get everything running… it hasn’t gone away, still thinking about her.  I have it pretty bad for her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.