I was having a conversation with a dear friend recently when Kelly Brook came up.  I brought her up but the discussion had something to do with talent in England and she said, “Kelly Brook has talent?"  And I immediately replied, "Yes, I think it’s at least DD”.  I feel a little bad about that now because… I don’t like being so dismissive.  Despite having a blog about the objectification of women I feel bad about reducing a human to a set of traits, insulting them like that.  And the thing is, I happen to think modelling takes a lot of skill, it’s why good models stand out so much.  They don’t just look pretty.  But that’s maybe the key difference here because she is British and her attitude is not uncommon among others I have heard from over there.  Now I am realizing it’s because she’s not a model first, that’s just how I, in the states, was introduced to her, the hot girl in those pictures who kept popping up.  I guess over there she was the hot presenter and hot actress and whatever and I think maybe that gives a whole different perspective.  It means she will be stuck in your mind as a bad actress and thus flavor your entire thought process.  While I on the other hand saw her as the hot model from the UK and eventually when I happened to see her in some stuff I shrugged because whatever, hot model can’t act, not a big deal.  These are the sort of things I find interesting, how our experience with media or a celebrity changes our perception of them.  It’s always (or almost always) a one way street, we have a relationship with them through their work, they have none with us.  Where it gets interesting to me is that we all have access to the same work but because we consume and experience it differently our perception of the person changes.  These are a lot of words for me to basically say I am sorry for saying Kelly Brook has no talent.  I happen to enjoy pretty much every picture I see of her.  You are welcome to think what you want about the talent that takes but I like.  And yeah, I like her boobs, it’s why mind went there for that joke.  Honestly I like her whole body, what can I say, I’m basically like a saint throwing her that bone.  Anyway, time to wrap this up so I will just say, I like boobs, I like British women, I like accents, I like Kelly Brook.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

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