Mosh somehow hasn’t shown up in a while here. I am not sure how that happened because I like Mosh a lot. I guess I just haven’t been… inspired? I don’t know exactly. It’s hard to explain how the selection process works around here. It just does, I go with whatever I feel like at the moment. Now, here I tried to include older and newer pictures of Mosh because what I want to point out is that I am certainly not getting tired of her. This is one of the most interesting things about following models is seeing how much they grow as artists. Mosh was always gorgeous, ever since I first saw her however long ago that was. The quality of photograph is just ever improving though, by leaps and bounds. I am no model so I can’t articulate it well but there is a way she manages to look, it is just amazing. So… what I am saying is I like Mosh. I have said a lot of word here without saying anything and… today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
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Halloween is my favorite holiday. This is primarily because it gives me about a month to watch horror movies obsessively and no one thinks it’s strange. I also like costumes. I like dressing up and I like seeing what other people wear. Not just the sexy ones though I don’t mind the sexy ones assuming there is something to them. Of course, costumes are very sexy when done right (I have some followers who have an entire career around sexy costumes). I guess not everyone agrees and I could argue it’s silly to talk about here because it’s like an extra layer of fantasy. How many fantasies do I need? I already have a celebrity, I put a costume on them on top of that? Well, yeah! Maybe I never fully grew up and I still like the idea of playing dress up, maybe there is just something sexy about a girl dressed as a french maid. I figure it’s not something that needs to be looked into too deeply. What brings all this up is Sara Jean Underwood, who is often in costumes when I see her, as she is above. I might be a bigger fan of the costumes than her, not that I am at all opposed to her. But fantasy is fun if you let it be and today I want to fuck Sara Jean Underwood.
I won’t lie, Sara Fabel proved to be uniquely popular when I posted her the first time (once again, you can thank her for providing the name and making me really consider Sara). I am not talking about likes and reblogs, those always happen and kind of go up and down, I am talking about specific messages telling me what a good pick she was, or how much you like her, and so on. It is interesting the connection people feel to her. I feel like it has to be in part because of the art. Now, I am a firm believer that models are artists, or at least can be, but it’s a bit different than line drawings or mixed media or some physical art you can see that isn’t a photograph. So I wonder if this isn’t part of her appeal. Yes, obviously she is gorgeous and obviously she is very, very good at making the camera love her, both of those are rare talents that not everyone can master but when I check her tag I see her art work quite a bit as well and I think we often have a deeper connection with art we like. It’s hard not to feel like you know the artist when you know the art, or at least are seeing a deeper part of them. So I think maybe that’s why she holds such appeal. Or maybe I am wrong, she was introduced to me as the hottest woman in the world, so it might just be that everyone thinks she is just that good looking. I honestly, can’t say I disagree with that, she is positively astounding. Whatever the reason, art or body or a combination (certainly you could say her body is a work of art, I doubt the tattoos just appeared there one day) I like her and today I want to fuck Sara Fabel.
No one has ever actually submitted a proper entry to me here, and that’s cool, though if you do submit a picture and a write up the chances are I will publish it if it isn’t totally crude. What I do get submitted are two things, I get people who send me pictures asking if I know who the girl is. That is totally fine, I will gladly help a brother (or sister) out if I can, I know how frustrating it can be. The other baffling submission I get (and it’s usually a submission, not a question) are people asking me to get them in touch with a celebrity. Usually because they want to sleep with them. I’ll be honest, I wish it worked that way but if I had both the ability to contact someone I have posted and the ability to get them to sleep with someone… well, it would probably be me, not you. I love you guys but not that much. Which brings me to my point, if you guys really loved me you’d get me Kate Upton, it’s more than a month until my birthday so I feel like I am giving you plenty of time here. Yes, I know Kristen Bell is my favorite but that’s clearly fate, one day our hands will accidentally touch reaching for the same book, sparks will fly and I’ll stay at home raising our children and baking cookies while she is launched to super stardom when a series of Veronica Mars movies break box office records. So, I don’t need you to get me her. What I want is Kate Upton. She seems like a much better gift anyway because there is just something primal in my attraction to her. She is just built to draw the eye and I don’t just mean that as some sort of crude allusion to her breasts. It seems everything about her is just made to be what is desirable. And let’s be honest, the best presents are always toys. Oh sure the book or the sweater might get more use but they hardly make your eyes widen with excitement. Of course, I am really entering dangerous territory here talking about her being a toy but let’s not read too much into this, what I am really saying is people seem to think I have this power so if someone out there actually does… I’ll be your best friend forever. And I’m a really good friend! I’ll help you move. Assuming Kate and I aren’t busy. But I promise I’ll come up with the best excuse when I bail on you. Only the best for my best friend. So, hypothetical best friend, how about the best for me? How about Kate? I guess I should end this and go ahead and say today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Not too long ago during a public appearance there were a couple of upskirt pictures of Candice Swanepoel where you could see a little bit of the white of her panties. I saw a lot of people get really excited about this, which I found very funny because… she models underwear for a living. Like, finding a picture of Candice Swanepoel in her underwear isn’t that hard really. That’s the nature of fetishes though, they don’t make a lot of sense. And that’s cool, I am not here to make fun of panty people, you guys knock yourselves out like anyone else (try not to be creepy though, for the love of god everyone live by this mantra with your sex stuff, don’t be creepy). The interesting thing is how it alters stuff though, Candice is here because she’s hot, it’s that simple. I happen to find her very attractive, I don’t happen to need something else to push her over the top for me but I do get it. Certainly I have seen someone in something where the girl suddenly looks way more attractive and suddenly you realize it’s not really the girl, it’s something else about the whole thing that is firing something deep inside you. What is interesting is how it can change stuff forever, it awakens something in you for that girl, she is always more appealing, which is I guess how this all comes full circle, there shouldn’t be an extra reason for finding Candice Swanepoel attractive, being attractive is a pretty major component of her job, but I find myself wondering if there wasn’t something once, back there somewhere. I feel like there almost has to be with anyone I have ever posted, something I saw, a little something extra somewhere, or maybe a bunch of something extras that slowly add up. Then I realize I am way over thinking this and I think we can all agree you are welcome to like what you like but it’s probably silly to be excited about seeing a Victoria’s Secret model’s undies. And I for one, am unanimous in my decision that today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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I dedicate a lot of words here sometimes but the truth is I am human like everyone else and sometimes I am just interested in simple pleasures. I could write more but I think I pretty much explained it, today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
Today we are going to discuss nerdbait. Or maybe we’re going to discuss that girls are real people, too. Or maybe neither of those things and both of those things. I don’t really map these things out, they are really just stream of consciousness effort and I cross my fingers and pray they are coherent. But anyway, on to nerdbait, I have been deep in nerd culture my entire life because despite the fact that most people reading this probably assuming I am some sort of millionaire playboy who travels the world dating supermodels and battles crime to avenge my fallen parents the fact that I would even make that reference should make it very clear I am a nerd. Trust me, my first crushes in life were Wonder Woman, Jean Grey, and Kitty Pryde (not coincidentally there is a picture here of Magik, who I did always wonder what it would be like to see her kiss Kitty because… well, even at like 10 I was that person I guess) (second aside, honorable mention to Daphne Blake and Firestar). So nerdbait seems ridiculous, which is this idea among some nerds that… girls who like nerdy things should be met with distrust. I don’t want to get into the very deep seeded mysogony that is part of nerd culture but I love the idea that girls couldn’t possibly like comic books or video games or whatever, they are only doing it to get attention from guys. Now, the guys who are paying attention are huge nerds and while I hate to fuel stereotypes let’s be honest, they exist for a reason, these girls wouldn’t really need to work that hard to get a couple of nerds to desire her. See, it’s entirely possible they just like all the nerdy stuff you like because… well, you find it appealing, why is it so hard to imagine they might as well? This is the whole girls are real people, too, thing. I think there is a habit people have of forgetting this, sometimes even women. I could talk about an overwhelming societal view that makes women into objects, driven by male entitlement that is so ingrained we don’t recognize it but… well, smarty had a party and nobody came. But if I can give you any advice about women, and I run this blog, so trust me I know about putting up pictures of women, it’s that they are actually individuals with their own hopes, dreams, aspirations, likes, and dislikes, not a monolithic gender of like beings. Which brings me to today’s pick in a very round about way. See, one of the truly awesome things about tumblr is how many of my followers I have gotten to interact with. I am so lucky, I have awesome followers! At least the ones I have spoken with, they are pretty great. That’s where the lovely and talented Pigeon Foo comes in. I only discovered her because she followed me and talked to me and you know what? She is a very engaging person who does excellent work. She does a lot of cosplay, now this is where the nerd girl thing comes in because I wonder why anyone would claim, for example, to love DC comics if they don’t. I don’t see how it will help because well… she is a very pretty girl, I promise you in my experience guys would be perfectly happy to look at a pretty girl even if she didn’t care about Batman at all. I have met girls who don’t like Batman, guys still were attracted to them! Amazing, I know. Which is a big part of why she’s here because she’s attractive. Now, part of what makes her attractive isn’t just what she looks like, though, yes, she is hot, obviously. In my few interactions with her I have also found her funny and engaging, and I follower her tumblr (you can, too, it’s right here) which I happen to find worthwhile. And yeah, the fact that she likes comic books is also cool because we tend to like people who share our interests, this is a positive, not cause for suspicion. I feel like I am not giving her fair due, this is getting long but let me stress, she is pretty cool, she is very pretty, her hair is obviously very different from picture to picture but I love her hair. My first thought upon seeing her was that she was a better looking Billie Piper. Um… ok, this is long enough, so since I have basically turned this into a lecture let’s go over the main points: Girls are people too, I am a nerd, and Pigeon Foo is hot. The last one is probably why we’re all here right now though, so time to wrap this up and admit that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.
It has been an odd week, I’m the first to admit it. Now, I stand by everyone I picked but I totally get that I have gone kind of out there and obscure to a degree, I mean Kristen Stewart? Who is she? Well she was in a little movie about Vampires, you’ve probably never heard of it. Seriously, even she fits though as people did mention they thought I didn’t like her. And it is true she was an anomaly. On the other hand today we have Audrey Kitching, who I have always thought is pretty but I get is also a strange pick. Certainly the level of fame isn’t that high in the grand scheme of things but you know, she is internet famous. I promise you more people on tumblr know her than Dolly Read. But yes, it has been an interesting week. And that’s cool, I let me impulses guide me here but it’s nice when they guide me to less traveled territory. Variety is, after all, the spice of blogging about hot girls. Audrey is, in my opinion, undeniably pretty. She gets a lot of hate and it’s hard to write about someone with a bit of baggage without it influencing you somehow. You at least have to bring it up. The thing is I don’t care if people feel she steals her style, or if she is a bitch, or whatever. I mean, I guess I am more attracted to people I respect but someone who I mainly know as a big time scene queen and fashion blogger… I am not too worried about the gossip of people on the internet. She’s basically here because stolen or original or some combination of like.. stolriginal I like her sense of style. It’s like the… sexy version of playing dress up from your Mom’s closet or like from a gypsy’s stolen wardrobe. I love, love, love her hair, it is gorgeous. And I think she’s pretty. Yeah, some days I am moved by great performances. Some days I just like a pretty girl. Today? Today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.
After rather recently stating it is unlikely I would ever post a porn star here… here I am posting a porn star. That’s how it goes sometimes. I thought it was unlikely not because I have anything about porn or the purveyor of it, porn is just not a big enough part of my life for me to find myself thinking about it. Yes, I like pretty girls a lot but it’s a whole other thing. I make my own porn. With my mind! Or something. Anyway, Mandy Morbid is gorgeous and honestly didn’t do enough work. You may not know but she has her own tumblr where she is interesting and charming and yes there are boobs sometimes if you care for that sort of thing. You can learn about her love of video games and D&D and other nerdy pursuits as well as her battle with a chronic illness that has cut down her workload. She is an interesting person and I think totally gorgeous. Now, we all have what we like and I know the further from center I travel the fewer people I seem to interest with my entries but I feel even if you don’t like piercings or tattoos or crazy hair you would have to find something you like, be it boobs or her pretty face and pouty lips. Irregardless I like it all. Today I like it a lot. Today I want to fuck Mandy Morbid.
I am sort of running out of things to say about Kate Upton. I guess the more clever way to deal with that problem is to claim her beauty has left me speechless but anyone who knows me knows that doesn’t happen, I can out talk anyone. I just end up repeating myself. So let’s hit the high points here, Kate Upton is hot, like other worldly on the hotness scale. I don’t know why I like her so much but I do. I have theories that range from boobs to twitter to lust for life. It’s hard to say, but I like her. We’ll leave it at that and I’ll just state, without a doubt, completely and totally today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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