Today is one of those days where I feel like I could have posted 100 different people.  I have those days, my brain flits back and forth and it is like… well, all these people are amazing, can’t I just post all of them?  My firm answer is no, it’s a daily blog jackass.  Then I usually realize I am talking to myself and am glad I am sitting along whenever I am making these decisions.  Natalie Dormer won out and it makes a lot of sense because there is a special something about Natalie Dormer.  She does kind of stand above the crowd often and it is… well, I think it’s confidence honestly.  She projects a certain kind of confidence.  It’s not just the Han Solo smirk but that’s part of it.  You hear her talk, you see her do things and she seems like someone who has stuff figured out.  She knows something we all don’t.  That might be how the world works or it might be the secret of cold fusion.  I have no idea, she’s kind of tight lipped about it, which is also part of the appeal.  But that confidence, that’s always attractive, someone who just seems to have it together, you want to know what they know, you just want to be near them.  So that’s why Natalie Dormer is here today.  And that is why today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Natalie Dormer for you guys.  And for me I guess.  I am slowly improving.  Definitely feeling better than I was but still pretty tired.  So Natalie Dormer feels like a good pick today because she is something with a certain special something.  I am not sure what that is, confidence maybe?  The point is while I am still under the weather I can punt and say I have no idea, it’s a mystery, oooooooo…  Yeah, I just made a spooky sound with my mouth.  I don’t know why.  It’s a mystery also.  Anyway, here is Natalie Dormer who is quite pretty and has a special something that I am too tired to explore.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday guys.  That post got more notes than any other Kristen Bell post has, I dunno if that was because of my birthday or everyone finally woke up on how great she is.  Thanks either way.  Today i am posting Natalie Dormer because I woke up with her on my mind.  Quite a few times.  I had multiple dreams about her last night it seems and I don’t entirely remember them all but multiple times I woke up during the night thinking about her.  I remember seeing her name on a list in one dream.  I remember… I remember some stuff. I don’t know why my brain was obsessed with her but I am not complaining because she’s pretty great.  I’ll take it, there are way worse people to think about all day.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I overheard a strange conversation the other day down at the local dive a few blocks down the street.  It has been the best place to overhear stuff in the past because it often baffles the mind.  Anyway, someone said they love Natalie Dormer because of how she makes them feel.  And my scumbag brain immediately went to, “Aroused”.  This person is saying they like Natalie Dormer because she makes her feel aroused.  I could be wrong but that’s where my brain went and I think it’s not just because I am a scumbag.  I mean, that’s a big factor but there is an undeniable sensuality to her.  I feel like it’s half the reason she is so popular.  She just oozes something that is irresistible.  I guess the other half is the sort of smirking confidence.  I guess actually maybe those are the same thing because confidence is sexy and a lot of her sexiness seems tied up in the feeling that she knows something.  Or knows what she wants.  Or I don’t know.  Today she is making me feel things so today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Natalie Dormer seems to have captured the imagination of a whole lot of people.  I don’t think it’s just because she’s pretty.  I say this because there are lots of pretty people so when someone invokes the sort of passion she does there is something else going on there.  I mean, the smirk is part of it.  People like Han Solo a lot, too.  I think that’s just an element of the fact that she seems cool as fuck.  I am not an expert and I haven’t researched this or anything but that is the impression I get.  When I hear other actors talk about her it’s always high praise.  She seems fun.  She seems smart.  She certainly seems confident.  I don’t know, I am dog tired and rambling and she is here because I had a dream about her.  I guess my subconscious thought she was really cool, too.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I have always suspected at some point I would end up posting Natalie Dormer because it had a feeling of inevitability to it, especially as she shows up more and more places.  But I also kind of feel like a poser doing so because so many people are just way, way more into her than I am.  I get the appeal but I don’t often feel the appeal if you know what I mean.  Like I look and say yeah, that’s a pretty girl.  And like, the crooked smile thing makes her feel kind of like Han Solo or something to me.  I have always gotten why people like that.  Honestly, the side cut only really adds to it, it seems to give her extra cocky swagger.  So I get all of that but most of the time just on an intellectual level.  I guess I am expecting someone to pop out of the wood work and say, “Oh yeah, well if you really find Natalie Dormer attractive tell me how many times you’ve thought about her boobs today? Ha, that’s what I thought!"  Cause the truth is I very rarely think about her boobs or whatever.  But she is attractive and I do kind of like the attitude she seems to embody, imagined or otherwise.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.