Tag: Natalie Dormer

My sleep was way crazy last night in that I woke up for like 4 hours in the middle of the night and then was able to squeeze in like an hour and a half long nap by getting a late start this morning and when I do that, it often leads to vivid, strange dreams.  Or maybe I just remember them better in that short little nap space?  I have no idea, I’m not a dreamspert.  Anyway, Natalie Dormer was there and it was strange but not unwelcome and so she is here today.  Thank you subconscious brain, I hadn’t thought about Natalie Dormer in a while and it was more than due.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I finally got around to watching The Forest.  I kind of dragged my feet because it was supposed to be terrible but I knew I would eventually because Natalie Dormer is ridiculously hot.  After watching it I will say it isn’t as terrible as people say but not because it’s good, more like it’s so bland and unexciting I can’t work up enough enthusiasm to call it terrible.  It’s just there.  Turns on my pre movie assessment of Natalie dormer was dead on though, she is ridiculously hot.  She also did an American accent which was strangely disconcerting.  It wasn’t that it was bad, I think people get too much crap for accents, it’s that it was so non specific it wasn’t really part of any region.  It was muddled.  And it seemed strange hearing it from  her.  Anyway, the movie was bad, she is not.  Or maybe she is, I don’t know her, maybe she kicks puppies.  She could probably make that hot, too.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So sometimes the issue with Summer is that there is less TV and fewer events and just… there isn’t as much to make me go, “Oh wow, I have to post her”.  It means some days I just really don’t have a lot influencing me.  Which can be good but it also can mean very few new pictures and not a lot to make me come here and post.  Like last night I didn’t watch TV at all.  I read a book, like some sort of loser.  So today I was wondering who on Earth I would post.  I don’t know why I was worried because Natalie Dormer did a photoshoot for Vanity Fair and the second I saw it I knew who I was posting.  Because it could have been any day of the year and she would have been posted.  Natalie Dormer is just sexy as fuck and she looked sexy as fuck in this shoot.  So that was easy.  Thanks Vanity Fair.  Seriously though, there are few people who drip desirability like Natalie Dormer.  She jsut has that extra something about her.  And it reminds me, I have a copy of that movie about the Suicide Woods somewhere around here.  I should watch that.  I mean, I know it’s horrible but I have watched horrible movies without Natalie Dormer in them, if I go watch one with her in it it has to be a better right?  I mean, she must give that half smirk at least once.  That’s worth watching a bad movie for.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So there have been a few events recently Natalie Dormer has been at and that has been convenient for me since I have found myself thinking about her independently of said events.  I can’t remember what those events were, I think she won an award or something at one and another was a Women in Film thing but I am never really sure about Women in Film thing because there some Women in Film organization or is it just a label various things use?  As I type that I realize I sound like a confused teenage boy who isn’t sure if Women are a monolith or actually a collection of individuals (hey, it’s the second part teenagers).  But I mean, I know there is like a non profit called Women in Film, I am just not sure if every event that uses the phrase women in film is associated with the capitalized Women in Film.  Anyway, it was all convenient because Natalie Dormer is amazing and she looked really good at the nebulously capitalized women in film thing yesterday.  Natalie Dormer is so interesting because she sits at the intersection of two things that don’t always seem to intersect, in that she is outrageously sexy, like to a phenomenal degree that often that seems to be her defining trait and it is easily the most common comment related to me by people on the internet.  But she also seems cool as fuck, like Natalie Dormer would be the coolest friend you have.  She would just be so cool to hang out.  Now, as I type this I realize I have fallen into a bit of teenage boydom again by creating some strange Madonna/Whore dynamic for Natalie Dormer but while women indeed contain multitudes it is really interesting for someone to be able to project both at the same time and so effortlessly.  I can tell you first hand, it’s exhausting to be that great all the time and give off both vibes.  But she does and it seems effortless.  Which is the secret to being cool, it just seems easy.  So basically Natalie Dormer is here because she’s cool as fuck.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I have almost posted Natalie Dormer for the past couple of days.  Like, I keep finding myself thinking about her when I get up but then by the time the day gets going I have forgotten and it isn’t until the next day that I remember that oh yeah, I keep thinking about Natalie Dormer.  I don’t have a particular reason I can think of for her to keep popping up.  I haven’t seen a movie or a show or anything with her in it recently.  So I guess a non particular reason would be that she is very sexy.  That seems like a reason.  So when I saw her show up in pictures from a Zoolander screening I knew I was posting her.  I also really liked her dress.  Not because of the plunging neckline, though, I should point out I am not opposed to plunging necklines, but just the feel of it.  I think black works well for her and something about the cut and styling was vaguely sinister.  I think vaguely sinister works well with Natalie Dormer.  I don’t think she is a sinister person, I just think her sort of crooked smile where she might be up to something pairs well with potential secret Sith Lord or something.  My brain is a strange place.  I liked the dress.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Today is a snow day guys and I am so damn excited.  Now, I realize there are people who don’t like the snow.  That’s fine, everyone is different.  For example in this case I am right and you are wrong.  It’s how we’re different.  Differences are what make the world beautiful so you be the joyless, soulless creature you are while I go out and make snowmen.  I am going to make so many damn snowmen you guys.  I already have my boots and hats and gloves and scarf laid out by the front door.  I just need more snow.  And to decide between my superman hat and my Washington Capitals hat. I want the other kids to think my hat is cool.  Anyway, Natalie Dormer is here but I can’t think of any snow related reason.  I tried, trust me, the best I could get what the air of coolness that surrounds her.  Natalie Dormer is cool.  It’s a reach though.  What it did have me realize though is I think Natalie Dormer should be the new Han Solo.  Now, I know it’s a bit of a reach and all but just google Natalie Dormer smiling and you’ll see she possesses a lot of innate Han Soloness.  Or you know, just have her be his kid.  I mean I know he has a kid but let’s be honest, the dude flies around the galaxy from place to place and it was recently revealed there wasn’t even a kitchen in the Millennium Falcon until he got married.  I want to point out that means for years he and Chewie were flying around and living off of basically gas station food and drive thru fair.  You know he’s the kind of guy who would hook up with a girl and then maybe see if she could do his laundry or something before he left.  I mean, Chewie crashing on the couch, her wondering what she was thinking the next day.  I can see it.  There has to be one or two little Solos he doesn’t know about.  None of that is what is important though, what is important is it is snowing and I think Natalie Dormer is ridiculously cool and sexy.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So I am not a fashion expert.  I am sure you assumed I am but I am not.  I just know what I like and what I don’t.  When I saw what Natalie Dormer wore in Berlin I winced because I dunno what most people think but it was just an ugly dress.  Enough so that I noticed and usually my scale goes from, “Ooo, I like that” to “Whatever”.  It takes a lot to get a strong negative reaction from me.  Then there was the London Premier of the new Hunger Games stuff and ti was like, “Oooo, look at that”.  Thing is, I am not sure if it is because the dress is that good or if it is because I like Natalie Dormer a lot and it is such a step up from the previous one.  So for right now I think I like the dress a lot but it could just be that Natalie Dormer is awesome and seems very clearly like she knows something the rest of us don’t.  That kind of confidence can make a whatever dress look good and you mix that with a rare misstep…  what I am saying is this is a rare instance where I cold be wrong but for right now I think I like the dress a lot.  And I like Natalie Dormer a lot.  As a matter of fact, today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Natalie Dormer doing various things at Comic Con because why
not.  I am tired, it is rainy and shitty out, I am not in the best mood
so… there you go.  I smiled a lot when I saw the picture of her with
her little Vinyl figure.  I don’t have much more to say than that.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Natalie Dormer because… Natalie Dormer is sexy?  I mean, it’s not a question.  She is.  I just am not sure why she’s
here.  I am guessing.  I am a little distracted because there is a
bacon festival going on, so big things happening here.  Anyway, she is
pretty, I like her, yadda yadda yadda.  This will be short.  Today I
want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I feel like everyone is on board with the idea that confidence is sexy but if for some reason you remain unconvinced I feel like Natalie Dormer is pretty good proof.  It’s not like there is nothing else to like about her but I feel like the way she seems to just know more than the rest of us with a single smirk is a very large part of her appeal.  I wouldn’t see so many people talk about crushing on her if she didn’t seem to have a cocky swagger to her.  A swagger, I might point out that seems to stem entirely from that confident smile, it just means we assume she is confident and a badass.  I don’t think I am alone on this.  Anyway, Game of Thrones was last night, she looked good and today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.