So there have been a few events recently Natalie Dormer has been at and that has been convenient for me since I have found myself thinking about her independently of said events.  I can’t remember what those events were, I think she won an award or something at one and another was a Women in Film thing but I am never really sure about Women in Film thing because there some Women in Film organization or is it just a label various things use?  As I type that I realize I sound like a confused teenage boy who isn’t sure if Women are a monolith or actually a collection of individuals (hey, it’s the second part teenagers).  But I mean, I know there is like a non profit called Women in Film, I am just not sure if every event that uses the phrase women in film is associated with the capitalized Women in Film.  Anyway, it was all convenient because Natalie Dormer is amazing and she looked really good at the nebulously capitalized women in film thing yesterday.  Natalie Dormer is so interesting because she sits at the intersection of two things that don’t always seem to intersect, in that she is outrageously sexy, like to a phenomenal degree that often that seems to be her defining trait and it is easily the most common comment related to me by people on the internet.  But she also seems cool as fuck, like Natalie Dormer would be the coolest friend you have.  She would just be so cool to hang out.  Now, as I type this I realize I have fallen into a bit of teenage boydom again by creating some strange Madonna/Whore dynamic for Natalie Dormer but while women indeed contain multitudes it is really interesting for someone to be able to project both at the same time and so effortlessly.  I can tell you first hand, it’s exhausting to be that great all the time and give off both vibes.  But she does and it seems effortless.  Which is the secret to being cool, it just seems easy.  So basically Natalie Dormer is here because she’s cool as fuck.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.