Here is Natalie Dormer because… Natalie Dormer is sexy?  I mean, it’s not a question.  She is.  I just am not sure why she’s
here.  I am guessing.  I am a little distracted because there is a
bacon festival going on, so big things happening here.  Anyway, she is
pretty, I like her, yadda yadda yadda.  This will be short.  Today I
want to fuck Natalie Dormer.