Here is Candice Swanepoel in jeans cause I started choosing pictures and I noticed they both had her in jeans and it was like fuck it, there must be a few photos of her in actual clothing.  Well, I found some.  In clothes.  And it makes no sense because it’s hot as fuck outside so why didn’t I go the easier bikini route?  I don’t know.  Look guys, I am tired, I am hot, and I am distracted by videos about Fallout 4.  Now, I started to write about the comforting embrace of fascism and how it rules more of our life than we know but that’s a bummer and sometimes even I can’t tie that kind of bullshit into what I am posting.  I mean, she has blonde hair and blue eyes I guess but boy does that go down a strange path.  Better to stick to jeans instead of genes if you know what i mean.  Candice looks very nice wearing jeans.  She is remarkably pretty and is still stalking me as at least once a week she sends me pictures of herself and calls it a “catalog” or an “in store event invitation”.  I am flattered.  And a little tempted.  I just don’t know what the next move is to be honest.  Do I send back pictures of my self?  I am way too lazy to put together an entire catalog.  My ask box is open if you have suggestions to help my self delusion.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.