I finally got around to watching The Forest. I kind of dragged my feet because it was supposed to be terrible but I knew I would eventually because Natalie Dormer is ridiculously hot. After watching it I will say it isn’t as terrible as people say but not because it’s good, more like it’s so bland and unexciting I can’t work up enough enthusiasm to call it terrible. It’s just there. Turns on my pre movie assessment of Natalie dormer was dead on though, she is ridiculously hot. She also did an American accent which was strangely disconcerting. It wasn’t that it was bad, I think people get too much crap for accents, it’s that it was so non specific it wasn’t really part of any region. It was muddled. And it seemed strange hearing it from her. Anyway, the movie was bad, she is not. Or maybe she is, I don’t know her, maybe she kicks puppies. She could probably make that hot, too. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.
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