Tag: Nicki Minaj

So I can’t remember how I started following everyone on tumblr but I remember how I came to follow my dear sweet @thunderstormofoblivion. Once upon a time I used to look at the blog of every single person who followed me. That lasted about… 2 years maybe. Gaining followers is self catalyzing because the more you have the more reblogs you get and the more visible your stuff becomes. Plus so many are just blank it became pointless. But I have always noticed when the same person keeps reblogging my stuff. And I really notice when it’s a celebrity I like who gets no attention. Nicki Minaj (who in theory this post is about but isn’t going to get most of the ink here, sorry. She’s hot, I tend to like her, the current drama surrounding her is tiresome though) is one of the few people I have posted who gets shitty remarks either in the reblogs or via anon (on my second blog btw, which is a lot of effort to be a coward). I have danced around this before but let’s be honest, it’s some combination of misogyny and racism that does it. Anyway, I noticed that @thunderstormofoblivion kept reblogging her and so I wanted to check out her blog and i liked it. She seemed pretty sharp. I mean, obviously, she was following me, she must be a person of taste. So eventually I followed her and then sent her an ask with one of those lists of asks because I always do when I see them. It’s a real crime the don’t pop up much these days and even worse people don’t seem to get a lot of asks in response. They’re fun. Anyway, it turns out my first instinct was right, she was fantastic. Easily my favorite Romanian. I know that’s a low bar because I only know Dracula otherwise and everyone knows that guys sucks but I am willing to say my favorite Eastern European. And I know like 8 people whose last name ends in ski. Top in an entire region. It really is impressive. Our friendship is strong so I have faith in it post tumblr but I will still be sad if tumblr tears this kind of thing asunder for people. Sometimes people just want to commiserate together on how hot Nicki Minaj and Blake Lively are and how good I’d look in a leopard print coat. I’m not doing that shit on facebook, I can tell you that much. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Nicki Minaj cause it’s about time. Or maybe I’ve already posted her once recently. I don’t know. I just know that she has a dedication to fashion week most years and i appreciate it. This has not been her best year, which is no comment on what she wore but rather that the standards she has set in the past are so high that if I am not blown away I don’t even feel like it’s worth mentioning. That said, a couple of her looks I do like a lot this year. And she’s in Milan now because she has a line coming out and I keep waiting to see more of it. Not that I would wear it but that I like pictures. But I am still waiting. I guess this stuff will have to tide me over. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

The VMAs were last night and they were kind of disappointing from a fashion sense. I mean, they weren’t like a tire fire or anything but I largely found it not that exciting. I liked a few looks but nothing truly moved me. So I am posting Nicki Minaj. Her outfit really wasn’t anything special but I like Nicki Minaj. There is some stuff going on with her right now and at this very moment I don’t care. I mean that in the sense that I can’t be bothered to form an opinion one way or another at this precise moment. I have no thoughts because my brain is not really working. I am kind of tired, kind of cranky and I just happen to find Nicki Minaj attractive so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Hey guys, I am going to punt today cause I am feeling not so great and just can’t put the effort in to be honest.Nicki Minaj is here because I really like Nicki Minaj, I think she’s very attractive and very interesting. She has a bunch of new stuff coming out and basically emerged from the shadows this week to show up a lot. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I hope everyone had a good weekend.  Mine was pleasantly relaxing.  Not feeling at my best it turns out allowed me to do absolutely nothing the past two days completely guilt free.  Like, it felt like sitting around playing with dolls on my computer was the responsible, adult thing to do because I was resting. Which is the best gift of all, slacking and feeling like a hero for doing so. Anyway, here is Nicki Minaj who I can’t imagine was slacking this weekend. She strikes me as a very hard worker because she’s always doing something. I don’t have a specific reason for posting her I guess besides finding her attractive. Not a lot of celebrity news this weekend but she came up in a discussion this morning and that’s good enough for me.  She is very attractive.  And hey, last time I posted her the post got a lot of love instead of the usual hate. Let’s keep that trend going!  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Nicki Minaj because she was on the cover of Paper Mag which is attempting to break the internet.  Will it?  Probably not.  The internet is more resilient than magazine publishers would like you to believe.  I liked the cover though.  Is it lascivious pandering?  Yeah, probably.  Definitely.  It turns out sometimes I am ok being pandered to.  Mostly because I find Nicki Minaj very attractive and am ok with the idea of there being three of her.  I’d add the cover to the post but there isn’t a really high quality version of it and obviously I have high standards here. It’s probably what most people think when they see the name of the blog: high standards. I find Nicki very attractive and am always happy for the chance to post her.  After all, as was pointed out to me recently, I made a friend in @thunderstormofoblivion by posting Nicki.  Who wouldn’t want to post her more if that’s the result?  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So there were those CFDA Fashion awards the other day and you know, pictures have been slow to trickle in but I knew Nicki Minaj was there and thus I knew I was likely to post Nicki Minaj because that’s what I do when she actually shows up in red carpet pics.  She looked good.  I mean, she looked like her. Nothing she wore was ground breaking in that it was very Nicki Minaj.  Luckily I like that sort of thing.  It’s also a nice coincidence because last night I was actually thinking about how smart Nicki Minaj is and how I feel that’s over looked.  I am not surprised it is for many reasons but it is worth noting how confidently she can speak on things she cares about and how immediately she can articulate herself on them.  The second part is what I was thinking about, she doesn’t seem to need time to gather her thoughts and formulate a rebuttle, she already has it.  That is interesting and probably is the core of why I am attracted to her, it shows someone who is pretty confident and aware of who she is and thus is able to so quickly articulate her feelings and thoughts.  It’s impressive and confidence is hot.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Today was one of those tough days to choose cause the people who all sort of made the cut to be in the discussion are people that seem to annoy at least some people when I post.  Though I don’t mean discussion.  That makes me sound like a crazy person because it all goes on in my head.  The deciding I mean.  There is no libido committee.  That I am aware of.  Anyway, it’s my blog so it shouldn’t matter and I mean it really shouldn’t annoy people who I choose but it does.  I get it.  I am a very important figure in your lives and my thoughts and opinions matter a lot to you.  It’s flattering.  Keep in mind that I am aware and you know, I feel a little bad sometimes when I know I will upset you by my sexual desires not matching what you hope and dream for my sexual desires. We live in a world where a lot of people have a lot invested in what other people want sexually.  I get that.  I mean, I don’t get it, why it matters, but I get that it does matter to some people.  So you are not being ignored.  I just don’t care enough to pretend to be something I am not.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj stood out for lots of reasons ranging from her looks being diverse and awesome at Fashion Week, to there being Nazis walking down my street this morning and Nicki always seems to piss off a few racists I have to block when I post her, to that coat she is wearing.  I want that coat.  It’s not quite my dream coat, if you know me you know my dream coat, but I’d look really good in that coat.  I couldn’t pull off anything else she is wearing but I could nail that.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Days like this are the worst.  In a good way but still, the worst.  I feel like I am just betraying people.  You know, because people really want me to post them here?  I didn’t say it was a feeling that makes sense.  Largely feeling don’t make sense.  They make us do all kinds of stupid shit.  God, the things I have done because I loved someone that were bad for me.  Anyway, with Fashion Week going on and TIFF, there were a lot of people who just looked amazing yesterday and this morning.  Too many really. It was hard to decide and I have vacillated back and forth, unable to decide.  Which is ridiculous.  Just decide.  Don’t be a coward (I didn’t even make a list of the almost people because I am afraid I’ll leave someone one off.  See? Coward).  So I am posting Nicki Minaj because she was my first instinct starting late last night when she posted a picture of herself in her dress on Instagram.  I think it is just a beautiful dress. A lot of people looked good but I happen to really like Nicki’s personal sense of style and it’s a really pretty gown.  I like sparkles and colors.  Like a raccoon or something.  I’m a big dumb animal.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.