Tag: Olivia Munn

There was a big fight last night and you may not know this about me but boxing is one of my true loves.  Which of course makes me a dinosaur.  I don’t care much for MMA stuff and boxing has been so far eclipsed by MMA that it might as well not exist it he eyes of most people.  Which is a shame.  A bigger shame is that I didn’t bother watching last night because it felt gimmicky and I expected a real snoozefest.  In my experience, when you put a boxer in the ring, especially one as skilled as Floyd Mayweather, against someone who decidedly isn’t a boxer then the non boxer gets the snot kicked out of him.  Boxing is too technical a sport to get by on just athleticism.  Turns out I was wrong.  I mean, yeah, Mayweather won but apparently it was a good fight.  Of course, I knew Mayweather would win and if I wanted to watch villains win at things I’d just turn on the news.  So good fight, who knows when Boxing will have it’s next big fight, the sport isn’t the darling that it once was, and honestly hasn’t been in my life time.  But there were still some celebrities there, most of them kind of expected cause you do this long enough you figure out who actually likes this kind of thing because they seem to keep showing up.  Like Olivia Munn.  Who genuinely seems to enjoy sporting events and always looks good.  She looked really good.  I loved her dress.  Hopefully that’s not as controversial as my fashion comments yesterday.  Anyway, here is Olivia Munn because she looked so good last night.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Here is Olivia Munn because she appeared in Vanity Fair for some reason.  By some reason I mean you don’t need like a great reason to take pictures of her but usually there are reasons celebrities appear in magazines.  And also there is just the one picture so far, which usually means she’s part of some sort of theme and there must be other celebrities as well that fit this theme but I haven’t seen any.  So by some reason I don’t mean, “why would you put Olivia Munn in a magazine” but more like, “They put Olivia Munn in a magazine as part of some grander scheme that is thus far unknown”.  Which actually sounds pretty sinister.  I am fully down with that, we should all be on edge all the time.  Never sleep again.  Anyway, nefarious motives aside, she looked pretty good, which isn’t really shocking, she is very pretty and often looks good.  I would say she is one of those interesting people who seems to just look better as time passes, like she continues to mature into her looks more and more.  Neat trick for those who can do it.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

The Billboard Music Awards were last night and i am not going to choose a winner yet because I am afraid of commitment.  Also because like… almost no pictures are out.  I am not sure who did and didn’t attend but it seems like no one did based on what i have seen so far and I definitely know some people have and their pictures are not out there.  So I will hold off on winners and losers and just say that I thought Olivia Munn looked really good on the red carpet.  She often does, I tend to like most of what she wears.  She has good fashion sense and she knows how to accentuate her own good looks.  Her face basically, she is good at making her face look good.  Or good at wearing stuff that makes it pop.  Or I could be wrong.  I don’t know guys, she’s pretty and today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Here is Olivia Munn because the summer is strange and I don’t always need a lot of a reason to post someone during the summer.  Just… less of a media onslaught.  Or maybe it’s cause I am feeling just a little bit out of it, kinda tired, kinda coming down with something.  Anyway, I put her in well, swimwear I guess cause it’s summer.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Here’s Olivia Munn cause… why not?  She was at the Guys Choice Awards the other night, which I didn’t watch and really, really want to make jokes about but apparently it’s a knowingly silly affair so it seems like a cheap shot. Though, I will say, it’s about time guys finally had a place to express their opinions.  For too long they have been shut out of the culture conversation and handing out awards.  Whoops, there I go.  Sorry.  Anyway, she was at it and her outfit didn’t wow me but I also knew it would get some attention and it did.  It apparently worked on me because I didn’t post her yesterday but then she came up and I got to thinking and… she’s here today.  Delayed effect maybe.  I like Olivia Munn, she is quite pretty.  I haven’t seen the New X-Men yet.  Those are I guess my Olivia Munn related facts at the moment.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I watched the final Daily Show last night and it’s odd because today is one of those days where my brain is going like 12 different ways about what to write and when it’s that cluttered it ends up a mess usually.  So I will go basically no ways.  Olivia Munn was on the show because she was once a correspondent and one of the ways I was thinking of going was that.  But I won’t.  I will say that while overall being pretty is not a disadvantage you would be a fool to think that it can’t be used against someone, especially a woman in a field largely dominated by men (in this case comedy). And I will leave it at that.  She is hardly my take away from last night, she had her cameo like a million other people.  It’s just that she is pretty an sometimes I forget she exists until I don’t.  That happens wit a lot of people I am attracted to, if for some reason they are no longer in anything I consume I forget about them mostly.  Until they show up and then it’s like, oh yeah, that person is very attractive.  Which is basically what happened here.  So here we go, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I was watching a thing about the rise and fall of G4, which was a little strange because I never watched G4.  I mean, I must have, at some point, at some time seen something on G4.  I know I saw clips from Attack of the Show.  But I don’t have any distinct memory of watching it.  Certainly I didn’t know which channel it was.  But hearing G4 makes me think of Olivia Munn because she was that big of a deal.  Kinda.  Like, I don’t know how I knew who she was but I was aware she was a thing and people liked her more than I was aware of what the name of the show she was on was called.  It was this weird thing where her personal fame outstripped the thing she was famous for very quickly.  And I get it, she was funny and pretty and divisive which is a pretty good combination for getting talked about. Anyway, it had me thinking about her, which means she’s here.  It’s funny, I can go like months forgetting she even exists but when I remember it’s like, oh yeah, she’s pretty hot.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I started to write that I have a love/hate relationship with Olivia Munn but that isn’t really accurate.  I don’t feel that strongly about her either way, it’s more accurate to say I have a lust/forget she exists relationship with Olivia Munn.  This is not to criticize anyone who feels really strongly about her, I was just never a regular watcher of G4 so I never felt a strong connection with her.  She is definitely attractive, I won’t deny that, so I get being really into her.  I don’t really understand the hate she gets but then I rarely get putting a lot of effort into hating someone you don’t know.  I mean, I realize vitriol is the fuel that runs the engine of the internet but that has always seemed odd to me, too.  Anyway, she was at… something, I can’t remember what now, she looked pretty good.  I liked what I saw, it was enough, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I don’t have a whole lot to say about Olivia Munn today.  I have written words of defense for a lot of people on this blog and it seems both silly and sad that I have to do so but people love to hate and it seems everyone but Tom Hanks and Gandhi are pretty divisive on the internet (I say this but I am sure someone will message me to tell me they are so over Tom Hanks or that hunger strikes are bullshit).  I don’t really have the energy to defend her here because I think the core of the dislike she gets stems from the dreaded “authenticity” so many of us hold in high regard.  And I get it but at the same time I don’t get it, it’s hard to tell who is and isn’t the real deal.  I mean, I get it, some people seem false to me as well and I get not liking them for that, I don’t get needing to spit venom at every turn.  As for Munn herself I am not the biggest fan in the world, I hardly follow her work but I have nothing against her and I do happen to wonder if part of the rage directed towards her isn’t because she’s good looking, or rather, she’s willing to use the fact that she’s good looking.  I’m not getting into all that today except to say it’s all rather silly to hold certain natural advantages against people and not others.  No one ever gets mad at someone for using their native intelligence for getting ahead, no one thinks it’s cheap or unfair.  Probably because most of these arguments are formulated by thinkers.  Anyway, I said I wasn’t getting into any of that, and I’m not, I am just here to say today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I have had debates (not lively ones, maybe more accurately conversations) about where Olivia Munn ranks on the hotness scale, especially against her replacements as eye candy on Attack of the Show.  Now, I think obviously hotness is subjective but I can understand how arguments can be made for Sara Jean Underwood being more attractive physically or Candice Bailey being prettier or whatever but I feel like it is stripping down a lot of Olivia Munn’s appeal.  That appeal is while she is kind of funny, kind of charming, and genuinely seems to like nerd culture to a degree she is also kind of a bitch.  And I mean that in a good way.  So much of nerd culture has women just pandering to them.  Gold bikinis and fictional characters giggling and waiting to be saved, life defined by a man, existence is there as a reward to a man.  I always felt like she was interesting because she wasn’t entirely that.  I mean, yeah, I remember when she took a dive into a vat of whipped cream dressed as a french maid, so it was there but so were the very snarky comments when guys would openly hit on her, the eye rolls, the sighs, the exclamations that she was bored.  I guess it felt like the pandering was on her terms and I don’t want to get into a debate as to what is and isn’t empowering because it’s not my place but it feels at least more so than bending over, showing off your panties and giggling because you have to.   Anyway, this is a long way of saying I find Olivia Munn to be quite attractive and I am glad her career seems to be moving forward these days because it looked like it might stall.  Well wishes aside really we all know what this is about, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.