I have had debates (not lively ones, maybe more accurately conversations) about where Olivia Munn ranks on the hotness scale, especially against her replacements as eye candy on Attack of the Show.  Now, I think obviously hotness is subjective but I can understand how arguments can be made for Sara Jean Underwood being more attractive physically or Candice Bailey being prettier or whatever but I feel like it is stripping down a lot of Olivia Munn’s appeal.  That appeal is while she is kind of funny, kind of charming, and genuinely seems to like nerd culture to a degree she is also kind of a bitch.  And I mean that in a good way.  So much of nerd culture has women just pandering to them.  Gold bikinis and fictional characters giggling and waiting to be saved, life defined by a man, existence is there as a reward to a man.  I always felt like she was interesting because she wasn’t entirely that.  I mean, yeah, I remember when she took a dive into a vat of whipped cream dressed as a french maid, so it was there but so were the very snarky comments when guys would openly hit on her, the eye rolls, the sighs, the exclamations that she was bored.  I guess it felt like the pandering was on her terms and I don’t want to get into a debate as to what is and isn’t empowering because it’s not my place but it feels at least more so than bending over, showing off your panties and giggling because you have to.   Anyway, this is a long way of saying I find Olivia Munn to be quite attractive and I am glad her career seems to be moving forward these days because it looked like it might stall.  Well wishes aside really we all know what this is about, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

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