Do you believe in coincidence?  Don’t answer, that’s rhetorical.  I hope you do.  Actually do answer that, if you don’t believe in coincidence at all and think everything is part of some conspiracy you are exactly who I want filling my inbox.  Seriously, message me.  But back to the subject at hand, sometimes coincidences in real life happen and they make you believe something must be at work (usually that something is, in my opinion, selection bias, you only notice it when you’re looking for it).  Anyway, coincidence ahoy, I am adding pictures to this post and I notice it’s going to be my 666th post.  It makes total sense given that she is like half demon.  Or all demon.  Look, I don’t know which it is ask her, I am not some sort of demon expert.  The thing is she is a demon in whole or part so the 666 thing makes sense.  I think.  Again I could be wrong, my knowledge of demons is pretty severely limited to episodes of Supernatural and those times I played Dark Stalkers in a shitty arcade while my brother playing indoor soccer downstairs.  Like, for one, I thought demons were mean or evil.  In my experience Pigeon Foo is a delight.  She is pleasant and kind and very open and friendly.  Now, I am not going to claim I know everything about her, we haven’t actually exchanged friendship bracelts or anything (yet) but she did declare me her tumblr bestie once upon a time.  I remebmer because I immediately rushed out to tell my mom who said, “You run what kind of blog?"  To which I said, "What? No/  This isn’t even me, it’s my brother.  He runs the creepy blog”.  But that’s not the story of this post, that’s the story of why I can never, ever go home again.  Seriously though, Pigeon Foo isn’t just pretty and half naked, she is pretty and half naked AND pretty awesome and half demon.  Or whole demon.  I know her but I’m not like her biographer.  I don’t even know if she has a biographer.  Again, that’s a question for her.  Check out her blog (and while your at it Hollow’s as well cause he also seems cool and takes most of the pictures anyway).  Or don’t.  I’m not actually the boss of you (yet).  It’s all just a suggestion.  Man, this one was rambly, it’s a lot of pressure writing a post like this about someone you’re buddies with, so cut me a little slack.  The real point is that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

When I post Pigeon Foo I actually have a tendency to get on my soap box and give you guys a lecture.  I am not really here to lecture you though (except take out the god damned trash, would it kill you?).  It’s just that I like her and I want you guys to be nice to her.  I don’t mean like her in the sense of what this blog is about, though, I mean, obviously she’s showing up here but I mean she’s pretty awesome.  Pretty and awesome.  Because Models are real people, too, with thoughts and feelings and ideas and like actual emotions and opinions.  That may startle the two of you who bother to read this but it is totally true.  But I am not going to lecture you today, I’m just going to remind you to be nice, dammit.  To everyone.  The internet gives you a nice big shield of anonymity and if you’re using that to beat up on people (and you’re still anonymous if I can see your screen name, we don’t really know you) you’re a coward.  I see too many anons telling people to kill themselves or they’re ugly.  If you have the urge to write this stop and think for a really long time about what it would feel like if someone told you that on the worst day of your life.  But enough, that’s not why she’s here.  She’s here because she’s my favorite model named after a bird.  Hand down I cannot think of a single Avian Named Model I like more.  And you should like her too because she is very pretty and she takes very cool pictures and she also has a pretty awesome tumblr.  So what I will say is if you like her too reblog this.  Not for me, though, nice for me, but because it gives models more exposure which can lead to more work.  If you reblog this you are actually helping her out in a small way (with the rule changes there isn’t another way for models to get themselves out there, their blogs aren’t searchable). And it feels good to help people.  And also she’s hot.  It feels good to have hot people on your blog.  It’s a win win is what I am saying.  I am also saying that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Last time I posted Pigeon Foo I ended up writing a book and while I stand by everything I said I think part of that was it was the first person I was posting that I knew was going to see it before I posted it, so I wanted to do a good job.  They say you should not write for everyone but write just for yourself or one specific person in mind, otherwise you end up with a clusterfuck that pleases no one.  I usually just write for myself but sadly I am not the existentialist I wish I was so I can’t just write everything and pretend I don’t care what someone might think.  Which gets me to today’s point, or secondary point since I guess the main point is always the same, it’s the name of this blog.  I think models are really brave.  I think anyone who creates and puts something out there is brave because we’re collectively a bunch of vicious assholes who have fooled ourselves into thinking negativity is somehow more authentic and true when looking at something.  I get to be anonymous here, a few people who follow me really know me and a few more get to know the real me through conversations but I have a pretty powerful shield of you have no fucking clue who I am, it deflects most criticism.  Some people though have pictures of themselves naked out there and man, I don’t think I’d be able to deal with the 1 negative comment about it even if I got 100 positive.  Models really have no barrier, they are putting just them out there, their art is themselves and man the criticism… well, I think it’s brave.  I think more interestingly is that the universal opinion among those people who have spoken to me about her is that Pigeon Foo is pretty awesomely nice and pleasant.  I think I’d be a sarcastic ass and distrust anyone who put something in my ask but she will answer pretty much anything I send her, even the naive ones about if a mask is real or not.  All of this just makes he awesome and appealing.  Also she’s pretty and you can see her boobs if you go to her tumblr.  I do like boobs.  I like Pigeon Foo.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Today we are going to discuss nerdbait.  Or maybe we’re going to discuss that girls are real people, too.  Or maybe neither of those things and both of those things.  I don’t really map these things out, they are really just stream of consciousness effort and I cross my fingers and pray they are coherent.  But anyway, on to nerdbait, I have been deep in nerd culture my entire life because despite the fact that most people reading this probably assuming I am some sort of millionaire playboy who travels the world dating supermodels and battles crime to avenge my fallen parents the fact that I would even make that reference should make it very clear I am a nerd.  Trust me, my first crushes in life were Wonder Woman, Jean Grey, and Kitty Pryde (not coincidentally there is a picture here of Magik, who I did always wonder what it would be like to see her kiss Kitty because… well, even at like 10 I was that person I guess) (second aside, honorable mention to Daphne Blake and Firestar).  So nerdbait seems ridiculous, which is this idea among some nerds that… girls who like nerdy things should be met with distrust.  I don’t want to get into the very deep seeded mysogony that is part of nerd culture but I love the idea that girls couldn’t possibly like comic books or video games or whatever, they are only doing it to get attention from guys.  Now, the guys who are paying attention are huge nerds and while I hate to fuel stereotypes let’s be honest, they exist for a reason, these girls wouldn’t really need to work that hard to get a couple of nerds to desire her.  See, it’s entirely possible they just like all the nerdy stuff you like because… well, you find it appealing, why is it so hard to imagine they might as well?  This is the whole girls are real people, too, thing.  I think there is a habit people have of forgetting this, sometimes even women.  I could talk about an overwhelming societal view that makes women into objects, driven by male entitlement that is so ingrained we don’t recognize it but… well, smarty had a party and nobody came.  But if I can give you any advice about women, and I run this blog, so trust me I know about putting up pictures of women, it’s that they are actually individuals with their own hopes, dreams, aspirations, likes, and dislikes, not a monolithic gender of like beings.  Which brings me to today’s pick in a very round about way.  See, one of the truly awesome things about tumblr is how many of my followers I have gotten to interact with.  I am so lucky, I have awesome followers! At least the ones I have spoken with, they are pretty great.  That’s where the lovely and talented Pigeon Foo comes in.  I only discovered her because she followed me and talked to me and you know what?  She is a very engaging person who does excellent work.  She does a lot of cosplay, now this is where the nerd girl thing comes in because I wonder why anyone would claim, for example, to love DC comics if they don’t.  I don’t see how it will help because well… she is a very pretty girl, I promise you in my experience guys would be perfectly happy to look at a pretty girl even if she didn’t care about Batman at all.  I have met girls who don’t like Batman, guys still were attracted to them! Amazing, I know.  Which is a big part of why she’s here because she’s attractive.  Now, part of what makes her attractive isn’t just what she looks like, though, yes, she is hot, obviously.  In my few interactions with her I have also found her funny and engaging, and I follower her tumblr (you can, too, it’s right here) which I happen to find worthwhile.  And yeah, the fact that she likes comic books is also cool because we tend to like people who share our interests, this is a positive, not cause for suspicion.  I feel like I am not giving her fair due, this is getting long but let me stress, she is pretty cool, she is very pretty, her hair is obviously very different from picture to picture but I love her hair.  My first thought upon seeing her was that she was a better looking Billie Piper.  Um… ok, this is long enough, so since I have basically turned this into a lecture let’s go over the main points: Girls are people too, I am a nerd, and Pigeon Foo is hot.  The last one is probably why we’re all here right now though, so time to wrap this up and admit that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.