When people reblog Pixie Lott the most common thing people add to it is, and I am paraphrasing here but this is the gist, “UNF those legs”. I understand that sentiment because she has pretty great legs. So of course I chose mostly pictures where you can’t see her legs. I am just that person I guess. I do happen to enjoy her face, particularly her smile, she looks cheerful and happy and honestly that’s attractive. The real thing is though is I have a friend who likes he a lot, or I think likes her a lot, certainly she brings up Pixie Lott a fair bit. So Pixie Lott is pretty an makes me think about my friend, which is great because friends are great. Holy shit am I rambling but at least for once I posted a british celebrity without going into how I decidedly have a thing for British women. Except I just brought it up, because my thing for British women that I clearly have means I can’t not talk about it. So yay smiles. Yay Legs. Yay Blonde British Girls. Yay friends. Yay Pixie Lott. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
Tag: Pixie Lott
Some girls, at some moments, have something magic. Now, this should surprise no one who has ever bothered to read any of my entries but I tend to over intellectualize stuff. Not always but often. This of course extends to sex and sexual attraction. Thing is, there is no mathematical formula for why someone does it for you and why someone doesn’t. Sometimes you see a girl and it’s just something primal, something carnal and you can’t explain it. You might try but then it boils down to “She’s hot” but that doesn’t really describe what is really going on, it’s almost like something in your core. It’s not a want, it’s a need. For whatever reason at the right moment Pixie Lott inspires that in me. She has today. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
This sometimes happens, someone doesn’t appear at all or in a long time and then twice in a short time. I wonder if anyone else is like this. I figure most people aren’t, I know people who have been in love with Angelina Jolie since Gone in 60 Seconds, or who still get excited when J-Lo or Britney Spears show up. I am not one of those people. I am capricious or arbitrary or disloyal perhaps but I lack that sort of consistency in lust. Now, part of that is that it just seems dull to me, it’s a fantasy, why on earth would you tie yourself down to one fantasy for the rest of your life? My creativity will not be restrained in such a way. Of course, it isn’t all because I am so brilliant and boundlessly creative, I am also kind of obsessive. I am the person who will be in the mood for tuna sandwiches and I will get 10 cans of tuna, eat only tuna for lunch for two weeks and then decide I am sick of tuna and not have it again for six months. Basically, what I am saying is that… girls are like tuna? Well that didn’t go perfectly but I do that with girls as well. So Pixie Lott is here and lord knows it likely isn’t her last appearance, at the moment I really, really find Pixie Lott attractive. Her amazing legs, the things she wears on her amazing legs, her pretty smile, the mixture of youthful innocence and clearly not so innocence, the light freckles across her nose, her eyes, and so on. And I am not wrong about any of these things. Nor will I dislike any of these one day but, well… it’s been a long time since Kim Kardashian showed up. It’s not like her body got less curvy in that time. I am just over it. Until I’m not. And then who knows… hopefully I’ll come up with a better metaphor, like um… ice cream? Well, right now I am into Pixie Lott. Right now I happen to think she is gorgeous and desirable. Right now, today, I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
I can’t remember when I first heard of Pixie Lott but it was some time ago. Her name always stuck with me because, well, it’s Pixie Lott. That’s pretty memorable. At least, back then I assumed that was why, I think if we have learned anything together it’s that I clearly have a thing for British Blondes so that must be the real reason Pixie Lott never quite left my mind. So it feels appropriate that today I am posting her and this is an anniversary of sorts, my 200th post. Now, I know that’s not a lot for most of you, you probably topped that in just a week of starting your tumblr but for a daily post thing it’s impressive. But, given how I seem to go on and on about liking British women, blonde British women, it seems like this is serendipitous. Of course, I probably could have claimed that with anyone, right? Pixie is quite attractive though but I don’t know enough about her to really write a lot, it’s always a little awkward when I choose someone who all I can really say is, “She’s pretty,” because it runs the danger of just being lecherous. She is pretty though, she has fantastic legs, a cute smile, and she kind of wears a lot of eye make up which can be a mistake but I really like on her. I think if she was going out of her way to look sultry instead of cute it would perhaps look wrong but in this case it just adds to her appeal. So there it is, 200 posts and today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.