Tag: porn star

Hey guys, it’s the day after Black Friday but more importantly it’s another Joe Bob Briggs marathon on Shudder. Back in the Summer I did a post about Elvira and Horror hosts before his first streaming thing. Well, his next one started at 9 PM last night and is still on right this moment. I know I have plans to watch a good bit of it. So I am posting Diana Prince who is not really what i would call typically my type but I guess I feel a certain kinship for her. I mean, she’s the mail girl on the new Joe Bob stuff and she is heading up the social media but also she and I seems to have a certain intersection of interests. Looking for pictures because I basically just wanted to post something in relation to how much I am enjoying this whole Joe Bob thing, I was going through her social media and it was like, well, she’s definitely into horror and comic books because if she wasn’t she wouldn’t put this kind of effort into it. Which seems like a strange thing to say but the internet is full of people claiming girls only do things like this for attention. God, if only there was some way girls could make sexless nerds attracted to them. I hope they crack that formula some day by pretending to like something. Anyway, I felt some kinship there. Age probably plays a part. I am not saying Dawn is necessarily a huge deep cut for cosplay but it is a very mid 90’s cut. Probably my favorite picture I posted too. Anyway, I think you can watch the whole Joe Bob thing live on Shudder using Shudder TV so knock yourself out with that, he really is the last great horror host in my opinion because he is funny and smart and dude is able to educate, illuminate, and entertain at the same time. And hey, if you like these pictures then Diana Prince is dressed as a mailman. Sorta. So you can look out for that. Or just google her I guess since it appears she does porn as well. I guess that works but I’ll be honest, this marathon seems more entertaining to me. To each their own. Ugh, I just realized I posted Wonder Woman once, this is so going to confuse my blogs tags but today I want to fuck Diana Prince.

I am pretty sure, even though it has happened before (7 times actually by my count. That’s a lot. That’s once a year basically), that at least some people will give me a hard time for posting a porn star. I kinda get that. I am not a big porn person in general. Porn watching person. I am definitely not a big porn person. I have never done porn. This is, I should point out, not because of high mindedness or deep moral integrity. I have no issue with sex work but do have some issues with how the industry can spit people out. It’s a nuanced point and I would say nothing is either good or evil so much as how it is used. My point though is that isn’t why, it’s because I am a control freak with a god complex and those people in porn just won’t do what I want them to. Also there is no story. Look, it’s great you guys are fucking but why are you fucking? Why am I supposed to care about a couple of strangers orgasms if I know nothing about them as people? I mean god, what if they are monsters? Then I don’t even want them to have orgasms. So in general until they make the sims for porn so I can make stories and control every aspect of someone’s life like the mad scientist I am deep down, I use my imagination. So it’s rare for me to post a porn star cause it’s rare for me to watch porn but when I do I tend to get obsessed with a… someone. A person. A woman. I am not sure why I said that so mysteriously but it’s more like their personality almost. Despite there being no story or knowing nothing about them. This is Jasmine James who I am intensely attracted to and couldn’t tell you why for a long time. Which almost sounds insulting but I mean there are other porn stars with big boobs and brightly colored hair. Why, I’d be willing to bet there are at least 10 porn stars with big boobs at least. So as I said, I will be mocked either way so to heighten my humiliation at first I was like, “maybe it’s because she’s kind of classy?” I was pretty frankly told she was not and I was being distracted by an accent and boobs. I have since found out that her accent is apparently the opposite of classy in the UK. Oh well. It does bring up an important point to Brits, which is that Americans are fucking morons and your accent is a super power. I was at a nursing home recently and this very kind British woman gave me all these facts about the home. It was so informative. It also turns out according to the staff it was entirely fabricated. They said she can’t remember anything so she just makes things up but everyone believes her because her accent makes it sound like she must know what she’s talking about. So you know, Americans are fucking morons. Bad ass, freedom loving morons but, you know. So I was dazzled by that and boobs, which sometimes I am a fan of. I’ve always played that close to the chest but sometimes I like boobs. Finally, my dear friend Katherine pointed out to me that it’s her facial expressions. She has an extremely expressive face and looks like she is just having a blast. Which means either she is or she’s a skilled actress. Either way it’s why I like her I think. Plus I am an American moron and she has boobs and an accent. Today I want to fuck Jasmine James.

Today is just crazy hectic and I am just crazy busy at work and likely won’t be home until like 9 or so tonight.  I mean, you don’t care I am sure but I needed to vent.  I don’t watch a lot of porn so my introduction to Christy Mack was when someone blogged some pictures of her and I was like, “Who is that model?  She is really really hot”.   Turns out that model was porn star Christy Mack.  I don’t know how people know porn stars names cause they are always new to me.  I guess watch porn.  Kinda answered my own question there.  Anyway, that was how I knew her and then there was the whole domestic violence thing that was disgusting and like… well, if you ever want to feel terrible about humanity go look at the comments on the internet about a woman who has been victimized.  It will make you want to weep.  I kind of am tempted to write a whole thing here about it but I don’t have the time and am not certain I am equipped to do so.  Besides, it’s old new, it was like a year ago and as we all know that makes it unimportant because after one woman was visibly beaten by her exboyfriend we were all horrified, got together, and solved that problem forever.  Right?  No?  Fuck.  Ok, here is the long and short of it, if someone gets naked for a living they are doing it because someone wants to see them naked and pay them money.  This is the basis on which our economy is founded.  If you are saying they deserve victimization because they are filling a need that you, as a male created, then what you are saying is you are an abuser and a rapist and a whatever else happened.  If you ask someone to do something, they do it, and then you react violently that makes you an asshole.  There are a lot of nuances I kind of skipping over here but if you really, really want to know more message me and I will point you in the right direction when I am not swamped at work.  None of that is why she is here though, she is here because she is very hot and I don’t know why but popped into my head.  So you know, a quick trip to my computer later here she is because today I want to fuck Christy Mack.

I posted Stoya once a million years ago (well not a million, I was a liberal arts major, I took math for liberal arts majors, so you’ll have to deal).  She hasn’t shown up again because I don’t really watch a lot of porn.  This isn’t really a judgement about porn it’s just a lack of interest.  I mean, obviously I am a huge perv but I have never been a porn person because also deep down I am a control freak.  Maybe if the actors on screen did what the fuck I wanted I would be interested but they don’t and they go down these boring, cliches paths that just don’t interest me.  What I am saying is my issues with porn stem from the fact that it doesn’t bend to my will like my imagination does.  So I don’t watch much porn.  I do adore Stoya though and mainly for non porn reasons.  I have always found her to be a thoughtful and interesting writer and I was very sad when she just suddenly stopped posting to tumblr.  Apparently not sad enough to get off my ass and look for other places to find her but I was sad.  Anyway, she does have another blog now it looks like and again I enjoy her thoughts.  Even if my feelings or beliefs are not in line with everything i always appreciate someone who can articulate themselves and give a different perspective.  Of course, I do often find myself agreeing with her.  On top of that she is beautiful.  So that’s a nice thing, too.  Which is why she is here today because she’s beautiful and intelligent and I like her.  Today I want to fuck Stoya.

So I watched Open Windows and uh… it was ok.  Not as tense as Grand Piano.  Strangely like the dark mirror of that movie.  Well, they’re both dark.  Maybe like the less classy version?  I don’t know, I am not a film critic.  Anyway, Sasha Grey was in it and uh… she was fine.  I think she was kind of supposed to be playing Kristen Stewart?  Honestly she wasn’t great and it is just strange to try and wrap my head around the idea that the former biggest porn star in the world (maybe?  I don’t know, it seemed that way) is now just making normal movies.  Of course, she got naked, I’d imagine that is part of why you get her?  That seems dismissive but I kind of assume that is part of it.  I am rambling, I have nothing of interest to say here really.  Today I want to fuck Sasha Grey.

I posted Mandy Morbid once a bajillion years ago.   I posted her then because she is gorgeous.  She still is gorgeous so here is more of her.  I twas remarkably hard to find pictures of her where she wasn’t naked.  I realize that sounds like a complaint but digging through pictures of her naked was actually not that bad.  I am willing to do that again.  For the sake of all of you, my followers.  I will make that sacrifice.  Anyway, if you didn’t know she has a tumblr, it’s located here.  It is interesting because you get to know about her and her battle with a degenerative genetic condition called EDS.  I knew nothing about it before she announced she had it and it sounds horrible.  What I know is she is brave and fascinating and funny and seems to have a truly kind soul.  I wish her the best and I feel like reading some of her blog would be good for everyone.  Also, you know, pictures of her.  Which is the real reason she’s here, she’s here because she’s gorgeous.  So that’s it, today I want to fuck Mandy Morbid.

Every few months an article comes across my desk (or desktop or phone or whatever) talking about either how porn has become increasingly mainstream or how it has become increasingly democratic, or how this isn’t your Daddy’s porn anymore because things have changed (My Daddy’s porn was frustratingly either non existent or impossibly well hidden.  This was a real issue in the days before the internet, at 13 you didn’t have a lot of options and there was just nothing in my house, trust me, I looked).  Without fail mentioned in these articles are either or both Stoya and James Deen.  It makes sense, too, because Stoya is ridiculously articulate about all manner of things including the realities of the porn industry.  Her tumblr can be a fascinating read if you’ve never checked it out, she is a gifted and thoughtful writer.  Also, if your world is tumblr centric you would think this power couple of porn to be among the most famous people in the universe.  Due to the nature of who is on tumblr a large number of my followers are teenage girls.  A lot of them when I have checked out their blog have Stoya on their dash.  It is a little mind blowing because I didn’t even know the names of any porn stars when I was a teenager and I certainly didn’t know a girl alive who would have pasted pictures of male or female porn stars on their locker doors.  So maybe it is more mainstream.  Or maybe it isn’t.  Maybe it’s cyclical, you can find a lot of writing about how mainstream porn was becoming from the 70’s also but the VCR cured that pretty well.  I don’t know, mainly Stoya is here because I have been thinking about it, and about the implications of porn and you know, it isn’t black and white.  But that’s what makes her writing so interesting, she is aware of that.  I still am not sure where I stand to be honest but she is pretty and she is thoughtful and she is intelligent and it means she’s one of the rare porn stars to ever show up here.  Today I want to fuck Stoya.

I have only posted someone from porn once before and at the time commented how unlikely it was because… well, I am just not that into porn.  It’s not a statement and it has it’s time and place, my mind just functions better in general.  Last time it was Mandy Morbid and it wasn’t even because of porn but because she has a fantastic tumblr where she expounds on all sorts of fascinating things.  Sasha Grey, to my knowledge, does not have a tumblr.  I haven’t really looked.  She also retired from porn a long time ago now.  At least I think it was a long time ago.  I don’t know, she seems special because she was a name I heard of from a lot of people and i had to look her up.  I was left wondering, why is everyone talking about a porn star?  It turns out because she’s kind of interesting, billing herself as an existentialist porn star.  I guess I can see how existence precedes essence could be an empowering thing for someone to embrace before entering porn but… well this could be a very long conversation about how much more I like Kierkegaard than Nietzsche or Sartre but I am relatively certain no one comes here for that and more importantly it would bore people senseless.  What I am saying is I can get the appeal of Sasha Grey’s personality off camera and I find some of it charming.  I also think it’s interesting that she’s attractive but honestly not so hot that it would make me stop in my tracks but she is undeniably sexy.  There is just something about her.  Anyway, no clue why she’s here, she just popped in my head, maybe someone reblogged her?  Who knows, I just know that today I want to fuck Sasha Grey.

After rather recently stating it is unlikely I would ever post a porn star here… here I am posting a porn star.  That’s how it goes sometimes.  I thought it was unlikely not because I have anything about porn or the purveyor of it, porn is just not a big enough part of my life for me to find myself thinking about it.  Yes, I like pretty girls a lot but it’s a whole other thing.  I make my own porn.  With my mind! Or something.  Anyway, Mandy Morbid is gorgeous and honestly didn’t do enough work.  You may not know but she has her own tumblr where she is interesting and charming and yes there are boobs sometimes if you care for that sort of thing.   You can learn about her love of video games and D&D and other nerdy pursuits as well as her battle with a chronic illness that has cut down her workload.  She is an interesting person and I think totally gorgeous.  Now, we all have what we like and I know the further from center I travel the fewer people I seem to interest with my entries but I feel even if you don’t like piercings or tattoos or crazy hair you would have to find something you like, be it boobs or her pretty face and pouty lips.  Irregardless I like it all.  Today I like it a lot.  Today I want to fuck Mandy Morbid.