I am pretty sure, even though it has happened before (7 times actually by my count. That’s a lot. That’s once a year basically), that at least some people will give me a hard time for posting a porn star. I kinda get that. I am not a big porn person in general. Porn watching person. I am definitely not a big porn person. I have never done porn. This is, I should point out, not because of high mindedness or deep moral integrity. I have no issue with sex work but do have some issues with how the industry can spit people out. It’s a nuanced point and I would say nothing is either good or evil so much as how it is used. My point though is that isn’t why, it’s because I am a control freak with a god complex and those people in porn just won’t do what I want them to. Also there is no story. Look, it’s great you guys are fucking but why are you fucking? Why am I supposed to care about a couple of strangers orgasms if I know nothing about them as people? I mean god, what if they are monsters? Then I don’t even want them to have orgasms. So in general until they make the sims for porn so I can make stories and control every aspect of someone’s life like the mad scientist I am deep down, I use my imagination. So it’s rare for me to post a porn star cause it’s rare for me to watch porn but when I do I tend to get obsessed with a… someone. A person. A woman. I am not sure why I said that so mysteriously but it’s more like their personality almost. Despite there being no story or knowing nothing about them. This is Jasmine James who I am intensely attracted to and couldn’t tell you why for a long time. Which almost sounds insulting but I mean there are other porn stars with big boobs and brightly colored hair. Why, I’d be willing to bet there are at least 10 porn stars with big boobs at least. So as I said, I will be mocked either way so to heighten my humiliation at first I was like, “maybe it’s because she’s kind of classy?” I was pretty frankly told she was not and I was being distracted by an accent and boobs. I have since found out that her accent is apparently the opposite of classy in the UK. Oh well. It does bring up an important point to Brits, which is that Americans are fucking morons and your accent is a super power. I was at a nursing home recently and this very kind British woman gave me all these facts about the home. It was so informative. It also turns out according to the staff it was entirely fabricated. They said she can’t remember anything so she just makes things up but everyone believes her because her accent makes it sound like she must know what she’s talking about. So you know, Americans are fucking morons. Bad ass, freedom loving morons but, you know. So I was dazzled by that and boobs, which sometimes I am a fan of. I’ve always played that close to the chest but sometimes I like boobs. Finally, my dear friend Katherine pointed out to me that it’s her facial expressions. She has an extremely expressive face and looks like she is just having a blast. Which means either she is or she’s a skilled actress. Either way it’s why I like her I think. Plus I am an American moron and she has boobs and an accent. Today I want to fuck Jasmine James.