Priyanka Chopra – Page 4 – Who I want to Fuck Today

So I watched the Bollywood version of Nightmare on Elm Street last night and if you know me well enough you’ll know this is pretty much the perfect movie for me. It basically follows the plot of the original except there are a lot more musical numbers (there is a seriously long song and dance number about wanting to go on a Picnic). There is also a fair bit more bad Kung Fu at random points that have nothing to do with the story. There was definitely a lack of Kung Fu in the original. Anyway, this lead a friend to ask me how I can watch these. Well, it’s simple, I put them in my DVD player and push play. I mentioned I like the singing and dancing and usually the movies are very pretty and just… I like them. When this wasn’t good enough I mentioned Priyanka Chopra is pretty hot. Now, she wasn’t in this movie because she was like 6 when it was made but was more a general proof. This i a proof I know works because all the time people watch stuff they tell me is bad and defend it to me with, “Duuuude but celebrity X is so hot!" Now, I should point out I don’t think Bollywood movies are bad. They’re different. But I really enjoy them. I still used this defense as a way to shut them up. See, I don’t think anyone could argue against me there, Priyanka Chopra is really hot. I mean she’s just gorgeous. So that all had me thinking about her. So now she’s here because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

It is always kind of odd when I post a Bollywood star for a few reasons. One is that it gets like no notes traditionally, which kind of makes sense and kind of doesn’t, I’ll come back to that. Second it always costs me followers which is really odd because… well, it’s just one day, right? I hate to lose you if you’re exiting because of this but I can’t say I care a whole lot. I love my followers but I am going to post who I want when I want. Now the notes thing is strange but expected because most people who would be inclined to follow me (or who I know even) likely have zero idea who Priyanka Chopra is. This is odd though on an intellectual level. I don’t expect you to know her but in reality she is way more famous than like at least half of the people I post. Way more famous. But fame loses a lot of it’s luster if you have to explain that someone is famous. That said, India is a big country. Really big. A lot of people know who she is. They just aren’t reading this blog it appears. Anyway, if you don’t know who she is she is a former Miss World and a current actress and obviously very beautiful. Stunningly so I would say. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.