So I watched the Bollywood version of Nightmare on Elm Street last night and if you know me well enough you’ll know this is pretty much the perfect movie for me.  It basically follows the plot of the original except there are a lot more musical numbers (there is a seriously long song and dance number about wanting to go on a Picnic).  There is also a fair bit more bad Kung Fu at random points that have nothing to do with the story.  There was definitely a lack of Kung Fu in the original.  Anyway, this lead a friend to ask me how I can watch these.  Well, it’s simple, I put them in my DVD player and push play.  I mentioned I like the singing and dancing and usually the movies are very pretty and just… I like them.  When this wasn’t good enough I mentioned Priyanka Chopra is pretty hot.  Now, she wasn’t in this movie because she was like 6 when it was made but was more a general proof.  This i a proof I know works because all the time people watch stuff they tell me is bad and defend it to me with, “Duuuude but celebrity X is so hot!"  Now, I should point out I don’t think Bollywood movies are bad.  They’re different.  But I really enjoy them.  I still used this defense as a way to shut them up.  See, I don’t think anyone could argue against me there, Priyanka Chopra is really hot.  I mean she’s just gorgeous.  So that all had me thinking about her.  So now she’s here because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.