Here is Amy Adams who appears to be promoting like 22 movies at the moment.  Or maybe it’s just two.  Or it could even be just one but that seems low.  Anyway, she has shown up a bunch at red carpet stuff for premiers and film festivals and so on and I have thought she looked pretty good but found she looked especially good yesterday.  I have long been an Amy Adams fan and always feel like I should be posting her more often.  It just doesn’t come up sadly.  Still, I like her, I think she is always excellent and she is very pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Amy Adams.

I finally got around to seeing Don’t Breathe, a much hyped horror movie, and it was pretty good.  Maybe not quite as good as some people claimed but it was very good, very well done, good at tension.  It’s been a really good year for horror and I have seen some stuff that just feels like it’s going to hold up as all time classics. Hey, if you’re curious as to what, feel free to message me.  You won’t have a hard time getting me to talk about horror movies, I promise. Anyway, Jane Levy was in it and I actually didn’t know that on account of not learning anything about the movie going in.  Horror works best that way I think. I was surprised to see her but pleasantly so.  First because I have always thought she is just extremely pretty and think it’s a shame that she rarely comes into my world.  Second, I think she’s a pretty good actress.  I only have a small body of work to go by for that but from everything I have seen she is pretty good.  Horror is a genre where one of the big pitfalls is creating a cast of bodies that at best have no personality or at worst you just can’t wait to see them fucking die already.  One thing that good horror often can accomplish is making you care about the characters.  Certainly there were some pretty cliched reasons to care about Jane Levy’s character but it’s a strong credit to her as an actress that it didn’t seem like anyone was rolling their eyes, instead those cliches worked.  It’s funny how that happens when you have someone skilled at their craft.  My point is, she made a character that felt three dimensional and likable and you were rooting for her when there was every chance that with a lesser performance that would not have been true.  So she’s here for that because I like her and I liked her performance and I think she is pretty.  Today I want to fuck Jane Levy.

So far when I had seen Sophie Turner’s blond hair it didn’t really do much for me.  I just didn’t like it.  I am sure there are lots of reasons for this but part of it is probably because I am a horror fan, which means deep down I have a very conservative streak and am resistant to change.  Change is scary and should be distrusted.  I also just… it never clicked when I saw it.  Until I saw her on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival, where is looked amazing.  Just amazing. The dress was nice too but her hair was fantastic.  It turned me around on it completely.  Man, the Venice Film Festival has been magic, I hope it never ends!  I mean, I guess that would be boring for attendants because it’s only scheduled through next weekend and they’d run out of movies but it would be good for me.  Anyway, Sophie looked great so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Here is famed Russian spy and model Anastasia Scheglova.  I have bemoaned the lack of pictures this month from the celebrity set in general.  There have been some but it has been a mostly slow month.  Which was probably a good thing for me since I was so into the Olympics anyway.  But among those really putting in the effort is Anastasia Scheglova.  She is very attractive but unfortunately I don’t have a single follower who is into her.  I am the only one. It’s unfortunate but not a single one you likes her so no one will reblog her.  I guess that means I get dibs.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

I sometimes watch ultra low budget horror movies because… Jesus I don’t know. Deep seeded self loathing I guess because really they are all pretty terrible.  It turns out bad acting and bad writing can’t be fixed by how affordable digital movie making is.  Though I will say this one, while not good, wasn’t quite as bad as I thought it would be.  The nice guy I was rolling my eyes at turned out to be the villain all alone because he was a nice guy douche bag who felt wronged that a girl he’d never told he was into never used her girl telepathy to figure it out and just fuck him for being so nice.  Which, is like, in a lot of these a thing that is written as the girl being a monster, so I appreciated that in this case the guy ended up being seen as a dick because of it.  Still, 9 main cast and like 5 supporting roles and nonsensical twists meant that there were more characters than there were decent actors and more plot than the writer could handle.  One of the actresses who wasn’t terrible was this girl, Sonja O’Hara who… wikipedia tells me is an award winning Canadian actress. That’s good, her acting was fine in this so given what surrounded her I’d be willing to believe she is perhaps the greatest actress of all time to elevate the material to, “Not bad, nice butt”.  She had a nice butt.  They kept talking about how big her boobs were and you know, they also seemed nice but this is the sloppiness of this kind of thing, her boobs weren’t really noticeably large.  I feel like that was i the script, they cast her, and no one decided to change huge boobs to pretty face or something. Anyway, I am writing a whole lot about a bad movie no one who follows me will see or care about.  I just enjoy finding obscure actresses in horror movies and posting them.  Today I want to fuck Sonja O’Hara.

Here is Anastasia Scheglova, international woman of mystery.  It’s amazing, so little is still known about her on the internet except it’s not that amazing because she very clearly works for the KGB.  Like… ok, so security experts say it was very likely the Russians who leaked the DNC emails and you know today, suddenly a ton of pictures of Anastasia Scheglova started showing up on the places I go to collect pictures.  I’d say the people that found a treasure trove of pictures were doing the Lord’s work but let’s be honest, that’s not true.  They’re godless communists.  So I’m torn.  I mean, obviously I am not a communist, it doesn’t work and I won’t fall for their pink lies.  But on the other hand: boobs. Now, I know someone will say something about the fall of communism, yadda yadda yadda, she wasn’t even alive then.  Well, isn’t that just what makes it so clever on their part?  I’m not falling for it.  Mostly.  I mean, what I am saying is I am on to them.  I am on to her.  On the other hand though, today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

So here is Sophie Turner because it will make @femalecelebrityoftheday happy, and really that’s the entire point of this blog. Right?  No?  Well, I dunno, it will make @femalecelebrityoftheday happy but in general I saw pictures of Sophie and was like, hey, yeah, she works today.  Which doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement but it’s been a slow few days for me in the consuming media/pictures of celebrities showing up.  Just one of those things so seeing her was almost a relief because it was like, well, that’s easy.  Basically I want to avoid thinking.  And she’s pretty.  And Game of Thrones was on a couple of days ago.  So… pretty redhead, that seems like a good choice.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

It’s been more than a year since I posted Karen Gillan which is both shocking and not at all surprising.  Shocking because she is gorgeous and I love her but not at all surprising because she is vastly underemployed these days.  So here is Karen Gillan because the world always, always needs more Karen Gillan.  We are just better for more Karen Gillan.  Last night I was thinking about what a crime it is that she isn’t in more things.  That she isn’t like a megawatt sitcom star or something.  Selfie was good but ignored and maybe that was her chance?  Hollywood is weird and can take some things as evidence of things that don’t exist, like, “Americans won’t watch a sitcom with a redhead Scottish woman”.  My point though is that we are missing out because I think she is a gifted comedic actress.  So I had no particular reason for posting her besides the fact that I miss Karen Gillan.  And she is amazing.  So today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I tend to shy away from what people generously call candids and I would call creepy peeping pictures.  You know, someone just walking down the street, the Paparazzi in bushes taking pictures.  And this post didn’t start with them, Bella Thorne was at an event and there were pictures of her.  I included that but holy crap, every day there are more pictures of her out doing… whatever.  And it is oppressive and I was looking for pictures and I just gave up.  I gave in.  Some of them are at least on set, which doesn’t feel too terrible but like… I feel a little bad.  It seems like she has become the girl they are focused on at the moment.  Like here are hundreds of pictures of her out walking, have fun.  I also get it though because the camera very clearly loves her.  Like, it’s just amazing how good she looks, even out to get a drink or whatever.  It’s nuts.  Except like, obviously that’s always been her thing, she’s stupid levels of gorgeous.  So here she is, today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Game of Thrones is tonight so here is Sophie Turner.  I don’t usually post people before they appear on a show but I have a friend who is clearly trying to force me to post Sophie Turner more often so she came up last night and well… here she is now.  I guess no one will complain given her posts always seem popular.  I guess people like her.  I get it, she’s pretty.  So I’m just gonna be done talking and let the pictures show that.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.